Posts by RubyTuesday

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Earthquake Forecast: Hold on tight and lets watch some JWs freak out

by hawkaw in

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this otta get the jws knocking on the doors and freaking out thinking the world is gonna end.

from a geological point of view, i find this interesting.. hawk.

I was a bartender/waitress for a night........MY FIRST TIME EVER!!!!!!!!!!

by LyinEyes in

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i have a friend who opened up a local bar , we live in a very small town, and she is trying to get the place up and running.

wildturkey is helping her with running the pool tournaments and she told me i could do anything i wanted to , help myself to snacks , cokes ,beer , whatever.

she said i could sit behind the bar if anyone bothered me .

I have been bartending for about a year now at a swanky resort on the central coast in California.I can't believe I make so much money just hanging out and having fun.I make anywhere from $100.00 to $350.00 dollars a night(thats week days...I have my weekends off).I always have cash in my pocket and more friends than I have ever had in my whole life.If you have a great sense of humor and are very friendly you will do great( I make it a point to remember names and what they drink, really impresses them)

Watch out for the married men...they are the worse. Once they get way from the wife and kids they want to let loose and "party" I can't even begin to count how many times I have heard...I'm in room 162,stop by when you get off work.( something about that room number...lol)

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What women are really saying...Listen and learn guys!

by RubyTuesday in

it's your decision = the correct decision should be obvious by now.. do what you want = you'll pay for this later.. we need to talk = i need to complain.. sure go ahead = i don't want you to.. i'm not upset = of course i'm upset, you moron!.

you're so manly = you need a shave and you sweat a lot.. you're certainly attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?.

be romantic, turn out the lights = i have flabby thighs.. this kitchen is so inconvenient = i want a new house.. i want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...... hang the picture there = no, i mean hang it there!.

RubyTuesday

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

I'm sorry = You'll be sorry

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain.

Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!

You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....

Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!

I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.

Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.

Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]

Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.

I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.

The same old thing = Nothing

Nothing = Everything

Everything = My PMS is acting up.

Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.

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What was your very first job ?

by xjw_b12 in

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do you remember it ?.

did you you learn anything from it?.

RubyTuesday

I too worked at a pizza joint. I served pizza and beer at age 14. I learned to not trust men.A customer threw a salt shaker at me and called me the "C" word in front of his family. The manager one night after closing time tried putting his hand up my skirt.I never went back.

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What would Bush look like as a girl?

by dannyboy in

ever wonder what gw bush would look like as a girl?

http://www.funsnap.com/1/bushgirl.swf

note: this thing takes a while to load, be patient, it's worth the wait, unless you're an uptight republican

RubyTuesday

What a babe!!

from a "loose" Republican"

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Were You Ever Counseled For Your Attitude or Because You Didn't Measure Up?

by minimus in

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one thing jws do, and especially elders, is counsel people.

everything is all about setting a person straight.

even bible students are conditioned to be counseled and to do the same toward any that ask them questions as to what they believe.

RubyTuesday

I was'nt allowed to wear anything revealing...but somehow It was my fault that boys where lusting after me.

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The Passion of the Christ

by Christian Soldier in

i got hold of a memo from a jew who watched this movie :

sent: sunday, january 18, 2004 8:56 pm

subject: fw: paul harvey's comments on mel gibson's movie, "the passion of thechrist" .

RubyTuesday

Won't be going to the movie...read the book.

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i don't think you guys caught what i was saying last topic..

by dustyb in

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friends

see, i don't care if my g/f goes to california or not, because i got unlimited long distance and plenty of money to fly there/drive there and back every few weeks.

what caught my attention was this --.

"i don't want to get up in the mornings and go out in service, and i don't like going to meetings, and i really don't know what to do".

RubyTuesday

I agree with Nosferatu.Thought that when I read your other thread.If I did'nt want to hurt a guys feelings I would say something to that effect.We understand what your saying.We're just not saying what you want to hear.

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The Passion of the Christ

by Christian Soldier in

i got hold of a memo from a jew who watched this movie :

sent: sunday, january 18, 2004 8:56 pm

subject: fw: paul harvey's comments on mel gibson's movie, "the passion of thechrist" .

RubyTuesday

I saw Mel Gibbson in a interveiw today and was really turned off.There was something said about miracles that happened on the set. From what I understood(busy getting dressed)he said that the man playing Jesus Christ was hit twice by lightning ..ya right( He couldn't keep a straight face and look the interveiwer in the eye).He also said that people where getting pregnant left and right(happens every day..unless it where men) He also said the guy playing Jesus had the intitials JC and he is 33 years old. Lost alot of respect for Mel.

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Are You A Man Or A Woman???

by minimus in

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i don't know if it's just me but at times i get confused as to who's male or female here.

for the record, i'm a man.

RubyTuesday

I'm all woman!!(hard to tell from my avatar and nick)