That's funny flyphisher. Excellent job!
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Where was God in the Middle ages?
by freedomfighter inwhat happened between the christian times and when the bible students started?.
i guess a hell of alot.. when people were getting burnt at the stake for owning a bible, where was god's loving hand?.
in the movie " bruce almighty", god ( morgan freeman ), said he was on holiday during the dark ages!.
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Good question FF,
That was a scary time to be alive. God was out to lunch.
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Alarming statement in today's study article in WT...
by Mickey mouse inparagraph 15: "as we get nearer to the outbreak of the great tribulation, we may well receive some detailed instructions.
our safe journey through those troublesome days will depend on our keeping in step with other loyal servants of jehovah.
" this in the context of a wt discussing the israelites' exodus from egypt and how jehovah had them into a position where there seemed "no way out".
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"As we get nearer to the outbreak of the great tribulation, we may well receive some detailed instructions.... blah blah blah!.
That Again?
I'm shivering in my boots.
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What lengths did you go to, to not miss meetings?
by exwitless ini posted this in another thread, but i thought it would merit a thread.
the elders in our cong.
likened missing a memorial to an "unforgivable sin".
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Wolfed down supper many times after working all day, and screamed at my 3 boys to get their asses in gear to get ready. Nice huh?
What a sick cult!
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Reminds me of the Cirque De Soleil show in Las Vegas called "O" that plays at the Belagio. People that can perform like that are truly amazing.
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The 'Candidates' are dropping like flies.........
by AK - Jeff init is looking more and more like the fall elections will be a showdown between mccain and hillary [perhaps obama can hold on and beat her, but i doubt it at this point].. jeff .
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AH yes. Winnowing the wheat from the chaff.
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Fluff: Post your current fav from Youtube
by mrsjones5 ini love youtube.
took me a while to catch on to what it was all about but now i just love it.
i've found clips of old tv shows i love, old music videos, movie clips, and pictorials.
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PRAYERS that you have endured.....
by nomoreguilt inin the course of our wasted time in the org we have all expierenced/ suffered through the ten minute closing prayers at assemblies/conventions.
so many times there have been others that just couldn't escape our attention.
humble wanna be's, pious glorified one's, and just out and out condemnatory oratories to the flock.
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In our final days of those torturous meetings, I used to drive my wife nuts by timing different long winded ones who prolonged the agony with their oratory prowess. One guy would spend a minimus of 3 1/2 mins up there everytime! I used to cringe when they called on him to end the meeting.
Of the "I sure don't miss that crap" class
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Crackdown on "sisters" volunteering at DCs
by dozy inthe wts has sent a letter to all convention overseers expressing their increasing concern at sisters "directing brothers" at district conventions.. with immediate effect (ie for dc 2008), sisters are no longer to be used as volunteers in parking and security / watchman departments.
any sisters volunteering in other departments (eg toilet cleaning) must be subordinate & follow the direction of appointed brothers.
this move will put a huge burden on the dcs in my area - nearly half the volunteers for parking are sisters and there aren't enough volunteers as it is.
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Greetings Min,
No I've said they wish they had 'em
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Crackdown on "sisters" volunteering at DCs
by dozy inthe wts has sent a letter to all convention overseers expressing their increasing concern at sisters "directing brothers" at district conventions.. with immediate effect (ie for dc 2008), sisters are no longer to be used as volunteers in parking and security / watchman departments.
any sisters volunteering in other departments (eg toilet cleaning) must be subordinate & follow the direction of appointed brothers.
this move will put a huge burden on the dcs in my area - nearly half the volunteers for parking are sisters and there aren't enough volunteers as it is.
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Greetings Dozy,
Isn't it amazing that the changes that can be made, and effect so many, by a few old chauvinistic geezers who wake up with a hair across their asses!
As many here have posted, I too, have never seen any "sisters" doing parking lot "privileges" etc. That would be a sight for sore eyes.
PS: Dozy I still admire your candor. Thanks for the update.
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