Posts by SuperMommy

The last time I wanted to was a few years ago. I was a 3rd shift waitress at a diner. I had to serve tables in the smoking section and was in the worst part of my morning sickness. I was serving a group of three drunken college students in the most polite manner I could. The smells of the food and tobacco smoke were churning my stomach in the worst way. Everytime I came to assist them or check on them smoke was blown into my face. After I delivered the bill a chick from the table told me how rude and unfriendly I was to her table. That I had an attitude problem...blah, blah, blah,etc. I just wanted to smack her pimp-style.

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Jesus Christ Action Figure -- With Walk-on-Water Action!

by drwtsn32 in

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http://www.jesus-action-figure.com/

"it's like mel gibson's passion without all the hassle..."

SuperMommy

That was GREAT!

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What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?

by Maverick in

i have had a rough couple of weeks with these kidney stones.

i would have liked to take a few days off to recover but i have contracts to complete before i fly off to frenchbabyface land.. this last monday i was hurting pretty bad but managed to suffer though a day of site prep for a big tile job.

i came home about 3 pm and cleaned up and went to bed.

SuperMommy

For some women sex and love are the same thing. They don't separate emmotions with the act. Even though they may not be "in love" with you...your not having sex with them may be sending them a message that means that you don't care.

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Truth in Advertising?

by COMF in

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I loves these real life photos. My brother has a book of crazy funny pics similiar to these. I can never get enough.

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Governing Blunders Part II - Women and Cranial Capacity.

by hillary_step in

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part i of governing blunders in which the wts used a quotation from an anonymous psychiatrist and the department on 'many authorities' attempting to prove that woman feel, while men think, and that the tow actions are mutually exclusive, reached this conclusion in part - "thus the supervision of women by men seems to be nature?s plan, however desperately women may fight it.

as we all know, it takes as little as this type of statement for groups of men with shiny pants and briefcases to begin herding their women like cattle, trying to convince them that cooking endless 'nutritious' meals really is fun, and that holding a microphone just so, is a real mans work.

i thought we would continue in like vein, reminding the reader once again that many of the writers and editors of the wt and awake are still writing atricles for these magazines as we speak.

SuperMommy

It is sad that God gave women brains at all LOL...he wasted so many IQ points on women...GET REAL!!

I guess my high score on aptitude tests and IQ tests must be a mistake...DUH

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It's my birthday.

by poppers in

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i had an interesting experience.

as i was dating a check i suddenly realized it was my birthday today.

SuperMommy

Happy Birthday!!!

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I'm tying the knot - so here are some bloke jokes! (for women only!!)

by Sirona in

it's the 3 week countdown to my wedding.

i'm getting married on the 4th june to a fantastic guy who i love very much.

the thing is, i'm having "wedding nightmares" lol - i'll dream that i have nothing to wear on the day, or that i forgot where the wedding is being held.

SuperMommy

My wedding was terribly stressful...my marrage is wonderful. As long as the marriage was happy forget about the wedding it is only a day and will pass quickly. Most women feel a lot of pressure about the wedding. Even if everything goes wrong you will still be married to the most wonderful man in the whole wide world....just a perspective from the survivor of an awful wedding.

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chaos

by Country_Woman in

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after 11 years of living in my mom's house, i've moved back to my old house, with the help of some professionals because there where some large cupboards i coul'nt handle myself.

however, i had to pack everything myself and that was a lot more then i expected.. my mother was a "collector" (so am i) and i coul'nt throw everything away - with the result that i have packed over 40 boxes.. .

my own house , ( i kept the rent) was used by viv (on her own) for more then 8 years and viv did't move all her stuf out - for her appartment is a small (but a very lovely) one: just a bedroom and a livingroom - with a kitchen-part in the living - so she left a lot of things (and yes, viv is a collector too) she planned to store (what she left) in the attic (when that is the right name- my dictionaries are still in one of the boxes) but at the moment that stuf is still everywhere in the house - so i am not able to unpack all those boxes and re-organise everything.. i un-packed 19 boxes now, (did'nt found my beauty case which i am in need for very much) can't use my office (i am working at home) at all: to much boxes still to unpack.. .

SuperMommy

I am in fear of becoming a "collector." my mom and grandmother are major packrats. I throw things out every season to keep down the clutter.

Good luck unpacking all of those boxes...sounds like you have your work cut out for you.