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  Bible quote joke

  by Simon in

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  a new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners.

  at one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door.

  therefore, he took out a card and wrote "revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.. when the offering was processed the following sunday, he found that his card had been returned.

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  dorothy

  Simon, you're hilarious!

  Cute monk joke too.
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  Would you consider this murder or?

  by kls in

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  logans thread on murder had me thinking of a tale shall we say and i would like to know if you feel this is murder or?

  ,,,,,,,,,two people live together ( a man and a women ) and they are both severe drunks.

  they are living in an upstairs apartment and have been drinking non stop for weeks.

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  dorothy

  Anyone with a sound mind who knowingly engages in nonsense and high-risk activity deserves what they get. Whether it's a fall down the stairs and whatever that leads to, or a jail sentence for murder. They're both idiots.
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  Will there ever be a computer in a KH?

  by JH in

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  no matter where you go today, you'll find a computer.

  do you think that one day computers will be found in kh's?

  they could store tons of information on each witness, instead of writting it down on a piece of paper.

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  dorothy

  I'm with you Blondie! All of our elders come from different cities and stuff. I'm sure it's part of a "shuffle" of some sort to keep stuff under wraps. Everything is probably documented in that room.

  Or maybe they didn't want me seeing all the photographs they took while spying on me....
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  How many on this board vote?

  by Netty in

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  i cant bring myself to get into voting.

  i am registered, but when its time to vote, i just really never fell the urge to get there and get it done.

  my husband is very political, and is always talking politics and about the importance of voting.

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  dorothy

  I always vote, if only to be contrary to the WT.
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  Can You Picture Jesus Christ Being a Jehovah's Witness???

  by minimus in

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  think about that for a moment....... if jesus was a jw(as jws claim), how would he have handled various situations??

  for example, if peter denied him 3 times, what would've been different?

  or if the disciples fell asleep the night before he was to die, how would a jesus christ jehovah's witness have handled it?.......you get the idea.

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  dorothy

  Interesting!

  I can't really imagine Jesus shunning someone. What? No service report this month???? (shun, shun) You're not coming to the assembly??? (shun, shun)

  Can you see Jesus, underlining in his WT?
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  "Abstain from sex for a whole month"

  by Simon in

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  a young newlywed couple wanted to join a catholic church.

  the pastor told them, "we have special requirements for new parishioners.

  you must abstain from sex for one whole month.".

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  dorothy

  I'm heading over to Home Depot now, I've gotta try this.
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  Redneck Photo Album

  by DevonMcBride in

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  subject: redneck photo album

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  dorothy

  Aww, come on, fix it. My mom always new she's be famous one day. She just never suspected it would be on this board.
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  Will there ever be a computer in a KH?

  by JH in

  1. jw
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  no matter where you go today, you'll find a computer.

  do you think that one day computers will be found in kh's?

  they could store tons of information on each witness, instead of writting it down on a piece of paper.

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  dorothy

  Yeah, it's in the library. Which we are all (technically) supposed to have access to but going in there without a DAMN good reason brings dirty looks and someone inevitably runs to get an elder, who will kindly ask you if you need any help. I once asked permission to go in there from an elders wife so i could use the phone. I guess no one told any elders I had permission because one came and asked if I needed anything. I told him I was using the phone, I had permission, and he left... sort of. He stopped to have a conversation with someone right in front of the open door.
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  Will there ever be a computer in a KH?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  no matter where you go today, you'll find a computer.

  do you think that one day computers will be found in kh's?

  they could store tons of information on each witness, instead of writting it down on a piece of paper.

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  dorothy

  We've gotone in our hall, although no one but the elders can use it. It's all hooked up to the Internet and everything. They say it's so everyone can do research, but just try to get your grubby little hands on it and see what happens.
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  Jehovah sends panties through the mail

  by Nosferatu in

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  awake!

  september 22, 1995 p19-23 .

  many hardships, many blessings .

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  dorothy

  Uh... maybe it's me but I sure would feel weird if a friend sent me any underwear in the mail much less 17 FREAKIN' PAIRS!