Want some fun? Go to school and become a cop... I'm almost there I'll be trying to get every saterday morning shift...
"Where are you going in such a hurry this morning sir..." ohhhh I can't wait!
mkr32208
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What is your most ridiculous example of being shunned?
by formerout ini was just having lunch in a wendy's near my house an hour ago.
an elder and his wife entered and got in line to order without seeing me seated in the eating area.
after a minute the wife turned and saw me.
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"Brownboys back and he's gonna get y'all in trouble..." Q & A Session
by Rabbit insince you hijacked jez's thread, i borrowed her words for the title of your very own "welcome back brownboy" thread.. this can be fun.
everybody can ask you questions about bible prophecy and such, seeing as you and him are so close and all.
oh, waitsatan misled you...eh?
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I think that is a fair, and kind, assessment FM.
AND WE CERTAINLY DONT' NEED THAT! lol
Brownhole is simply a harmless maniac... harmless except to farm animals I suspect!
Reminds me of the resident crazy person at my old hall the question came up why is Jesus likened to a lamb... His answer- lambs are meek and mild but they can be ferocious if provoked...
Mark-of the, laughing my ass of in the kingdumb hall class
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Non JW woman met JW man--confused & have questions
by Jellybean inok. i have some questions, and thought this may be a place to get some answers.. i'm going to be honest here, so please don't bash me too much, as i was never a jw.. in july i was out at a drinking establishment in my home town.
my husband and i have been having marital trouble, and we were trying a trial seperation.
guys were hitting on me left and right--which i had absolutely no interest in.
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Is he fun to be around?- Yes
Is he nice and sweet and make you feel special?- Yes
Are you lonly with all the other BS thats going on?- Yes
Is he lots of fun in the sack?- Yes
Should you keep having fun?- Up to you
Should you consider being serious with this guy?- No way! Not until he comes clean on his standing in the WBTS... Have fun ride it as long as you can but don't throw away YEARS or your life to this guy or this cult...
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Question ref baptism annulment
by JustTickledPink inmy sister and i are both df'd.. but difference is she is from canada, i am in florida.
she grew up and was kinda abandoned and abused and drifted between family members who would care for her and she ended up being baptized at 16 yoa by some local elders.
she's now 40 yoa and has been df'd most of her adult life.
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What is to stop someone from simply sitting in the babtismal seats getting changed and hoping in? All you would have to do is lie and the minute you went under the water all your lies, including those you told to get dipped in the first place (or would it be 2nd place) would be forgiven right?
That is AWESOME! Does anyone have a reference from the WBTS for that?
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The Human Face
by Greenpalmtreestillmine inthe human face is unique.
it is the window to the mind.
dogs wag their tales when they're happy and down their ears when they're afraid or puzzled but people, by their facial expressions, are able to transmit much more subtle and/or complex messages and are capable of doing so at will if we so desire.. .
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The human face is unique and its so called "evolution" does not fit in with the models and mechanisms put forth by evolutionists.
Incorrect!
Many animals communicate in ways that we as humans could never duplicate! Whales can comunicate with sonic transmissions across the entire ocean! Some eels can use electrical current to draw others to them like an electromagnet! Alligators can shake the water to send signals many miles. My horse can hold his tail to the left or right and tell other horses what to do. The examples go on and on!
We can't do any of these things. You havent' disproved evolution or proved creation merely proved your own ignorance.
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"New system" questions
by JustTickledPink indo you remember all the hype about the "paradise" and then the natural questions that followed that no one has answers to... like,.
"will we have cars in the new system?
" - uh, well jehovah will provide us with whatever we need.
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When they said "no recreational sex" I was kinda out from there... I'm going to be surronded by perfect naked females and no sex? Then they said maybe we'll fill this planet and populate the universe! Where in the bible do you see that?
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"Brownboys back and he's gonna get y'all in trouble..." Q & A Session
by Rabbit insince you hijacked jez's thread, i borrowed her words for the title of your very own "welcome back brownboy" thread.. this can be fun.
everybody can ask you questions about bible prophecy and such, seeing as you and him are so close and all.
oh, waitsatan misled you...eh?
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Maybe brownhole could start his own church? "Wherever two or more are gathered in my name." That whack-job's got to have at least three people living in him... brownhole, rayofcrap, gotta be some more in there!
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It's a place for the truely devout Jehovah's Witness to come and associate with other faith oriented individuals and discuss the wonderful privilage we have to bask in the glory of the WBTS and the GB as a whole...
Honestly it really is, I wouldnt' lie too you... maybe you should go and encourage all your devout friends to come here and read too? In fact the next time you have a talk why dont' you do your research here and then give the site address from the platform?
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jw meetings and obedience to the society
by boy@crossroads inin what ways does each of the jw meetings play a part in instilling obedience to the mother organization?
or maybe put another way, how does each weekly jw meeting contribute to the overall jw mindset?.
this thought came to me whilst drifting in and out of the watchtower study this morning.. ministry school: helps jws strengthen their speaking skills for better defending their beliefs.
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we actually brainwashed ourself going out in service repeating the same things over and over expressing these same views (theirs) at every door when someone would Listen
How many times did you hear "We go out in service not to change others but to insure that we don't change"
Going through the motions of meetings is like mental mastrubation. NO thought process, no brains needed....
I've always found mental masturbation to be lots harder than physical! Maybe you just need better fantasies! :-)
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To what extent do the elders keep information on us?
by JH ini remember a few years ago, i changed congregation, so the elders told me that they had to send my folder to the other congregation.
when i was baptized, i don't remeber them telling me they kept information on me, and that they would pass it around to other congregations if ever i moved.. i wonder what kind of information is kept in these folders.
probably everyone in the congregation has his hours listed and the privileges they had written in it, but maybe there is alot more written that we don't even know about.
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Conspiracy is not the identifying mark of the JW organization. It's ignorance
Bingo!
This was funny to me the last time I got in any "trouble" I was waiting in the library for the brothers to get it in gear and there was a little plastic file box on the table like for recipit cards. No lock or anything so I just popped it open and it was everyone's publisher record card. I found mine and changed some of it... This was before I completly faded but I had started... I was never going to make it through armegedon anyway...