Posts by Zuko

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Wasn't there going to be a "BIG ANNOUNCEMENT" sometime about now?

by Pubsinger in

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hi guys.. i mostly lurk but i'm sure there was speculation early summer about some "big announcement" scheduled for octoberish.. did i miss it or are we any the wiser what/when it will be?.

pub.

What if .. Pope was Assassinated by Islamic Extremists .... WW3?

by eyeslice in

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just a thought.

but just listened to the news and apparently security for the pope has been stepped up.

if anything were to happen to the pope, things could get very messy.

I dont think a country would go to war over a religious figure. It is different that shooting a president and plus a nation didn't do it,its people did. You cant really declare war on muslims in general. I am sure it would generate racism but no wars. Most of the Hijackers from 9/11 where from Saudi Abrabia but they are still our friends.

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Absolute Proof That Life is Unfair (Asia Carrera)

by metatron in

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ok, let's create a person with the iq of a genius - who belongs to mensa, double majored on a full scholarship to rutgers university,.

plays concert piano, and is really good in math.. now, add the fact that is she is alarming attractive....( ok, there was some surgery involved).

add the fact that she can actually climax ( no faking) with ease.

Zuko

Want to know how life really isnt fair....

I was reading some stuff on her web page, she just gave birth to her second child on July 31st which is a month after her husband died in a roll over accident in Las Vegas. I dont know why but for some reason I am super bummed out for her. I dont normally get like that but reading the stuff she put on her web site about her husband broke my heart. (Just a Little) It seems her world is falling apart and just two months ago she was completely happy.

Life may be fair or unfair depending on how you look at it but one thing is for sure, it really does suck sometimes.

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Need marital advice

by lost_light06 in

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i need some serious advice.

i just found out my wife has been emailing some guy she met at her work.

she gave him her cell # and said she wanted to get together and connect.

Zuko

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I assume you have never know anyone who has gone through a divorce. Everything you said to do slants the proceeding to her favor. Although I agree with your thinking it is the wrong thing to do. I have heard on more than one occation that cheating itself is not grounds for divorce anymore because so many people do it. Unfortunately no matter what he does if it comes to divorce he is going to pay the samething everyone else does according to his or her income. He can walk in with the judge and find her in bed with another guy and it really doesnt matter.

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JW sighting at the supermarket

by Scully in

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last weekend i was picking up a few things for dinner and was just ringing through the order when i noticed the person behind me examining the cake i was buying a little too closely.

it was a jw woman we used to know.

apparently she was hell bent on figuring out whether this cake was for some kind of celebration (it wasn't) so she could run back to her husband the elder and try to cause trouble for me.

Zuko

I always do the same thing. Since most of my family is in still I occasionally see people from the hall and I make a point to tell them how great everything is now. I like rubbing it in.

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DID YOU HEAR UNBELIEVEABLE STORIES WHILE IN JWS?

by badboy in

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after reading the stories concerning the 7/7 bombings,i wonder how many heard unbelieveable stories at convention and other meetings?

Zuko

I remember the article in the watchtower about the guy who became a witness after the people going door to door preached to his mean dog. It was such B.S. I think the artice said that he was so impressed with the way they spoke to the dog he figured they must have the truth. Of course he was baptized later that afternoon because he made such rapid progress and was an elder later that week like all the other crap stories.

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Experiences the WTS does not want you to hear at the Assembly!!!

by thepackage in

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you know how on the last day of a district assembly the chairman always give these great experiences about how the dubs that attended the assembly had great spiritual experiences while at dinner or at the hotel.

well, hears one you will not hear.

for about five straight years, a friend of mine (whose father was a jerk elder who thought anybody who drank should be df) would leave the assembly at lunchtime each day, go to a bar near the convention, and get drunk out of his mind!!!

Zuko

Crumpet,

Please tell me you gave a guy a BJ during the afternoon program...........................

That would be an all time classic story

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So....

by under74 in

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i've been off for a few months and i got the urge to check in here yesterday.here i am again today.

anything interesting happen to you?

anything interesting happen on jwd?

Zuko

The cops raided Walkill and arrested a bethelite pedophile. That was interesting.

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Movie lines...

by Justice-One in

what movie were these lines from?

"chris knight: if you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right.

but - and i am only saying this because i care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Zuko

Kind of intersting:

http://alumnus.caltech.edu/~erich/real_genius_refs.html

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Movie lines...

by Justice-One in

what movie were these lines from?

"chris knight: if you think that by threatening me you can get me to do what you want... well, that's where you're right.

but - and i am only saying this because i care - there's a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market that are just as tasty as the real thing.

Zuko

Lazlo was the guy in the closet.