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  I want to ask her out...

  by DanTheMan in

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  there's a girl in my math class at community college who...omg she is such a hottie.

  a babe-alicious babe.. i am very inexperienced in these matters, i guess you could say i'm relationship challenged.. how do i approach her?

  she seems to struggle a bit with the material we're covering in class, and it comes pretty easy to me.

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  Don't say any "lines". Ask her out for coffee and to study at the same time. Go to the starbucks or something. If that goes well. Ask her out on a more real "date". Take that one easy to.

  IF a girl likes you "in that way" believe me you'll know. If not, you're still hanging out with a hot chick and that is a PLUS any way you slice it.

  But if you like her, you'll show her just by being forward and assertive by asking her out. You don't really need to tell her how much you like her or anything on the first couple of dates. It's obvious you do or else you wouldn't be taking her out on a date. Girls don't like desperation, so don't make it seem like you're suffereing from that.

  If all else fails, show her YOUR BIG PENIS. That'll get her attention right away. You can skip all the bullshit and get strait to the good stuff.
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  What's The Worst Experience You've Ever Had To Deal With In Your Life?

  by minimus in

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  was it jw related?

  a death?

  a friendship gone bad?

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  1. Being homeless

  2. Confirmation both me and my brother were molested by an uncle.

  3. Finding out my real father abandoned me at an early age

  4. Having a "kundalini" experience. I thought it was demonic possesion at first, having grown up a JW. I've learned through talking to psychotherapist, buddhist, and yoga professionals it is something else entirely. I am still going through it. Some of it the experience is exhilirating, other times it is quite frightening. It has totally altered my way of thinking on all things spiritual. Talk about an awakening.
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  What religion would be your favorit if had to choose?

  by Singing Man in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i would say it would be the catholic cause you can do just about any dam thing you want.

  and if you feel like you need to be close to god or something you can always go light some candles and wear a cross or put on a pointed hat or a white collar or deprive yourself of women or men in the case of nuns.

  and you get to hear funny boys sing chants, and you also can put some real holly water on your head that the priest got from the sink oh and you can wear saint christopher's.

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  dolphman

  HINDU

  People don't realize that hinduism is the oldest religion on earth, and perhaps the religion closest to god and the truth, since it's origins are those of man's earliest origins. It's simple, involves mostly meditation, and is in touch with mother earth. The Vedas and Upanishads are wonderful reads and full of introspective and philosophical insight. I believe this was mans first religion, in close proximity to shaminism.

  It's also a monotheic religion, believing in only one god: Brahma. The other gods/goddesses are really only aspects of Brahma. Ask any Hindu. The biggest issue i had with this religion at first was that it had so many gods. But it's not true. Only one, Brahma.

  They also accept all faiths. They believe Jesus and Mohhamend were either prophets or incarnations of Brahma. All paths lead to God, according to Hindus. It's only other faiths that take issue with having only "one true religion"

  It was an Indian who grew up Hindu who started the Buddhist faith, and an Indian Buddhist who invented martial arts.

  I believe the Indus Valley is one of the most important and religiously signifigant places on the planet.
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  Anybody want to see my independent film?

  by dolphman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm making a movie.

  it's called "the life and times of mc beer bong".

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com.

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  dolphman

  Getting good reviews from everyone. Thanks a lot. I'll take the bad ones too. It's ok.
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  Anybody want to see my independent film?

  by dolphman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm making a movie.

  it's called "the life and times of mc beer bong".

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com.

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  dolphman

  Thanks District Overbeer for the comments! I play Big Gay Dude. He has a ton more parts in the complete movie. These are just some clips.

  Wait till you get to the Music Video Shoot. That is my personal favorite. The way the Music Video Director rants and raves is incredible. He's not even a real actor. But i wrote the part based on his personality.

  I hope when my movie is done it gets into some prominent film festivals. My last film made it into a few, so I've got my fingers crossed.

  It was shot on a Canon GL-1 (about a 1200 dollar camera on Ebay) and edited on my G4 Mac. I've spent about $800 bucks on actually making the movie. Most of the cost has gone towards transpo and tape costs.

  Thanks again. I appreciate all critiques.

  --RIch
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  Anybody want to see my independent film?

  by dolphman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm making a movie.

  it's called "the life and times of mc beer bong".

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com.

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  dolphman

  Thanks spunkychick...remember to right-click and select "save target as" on any film clips you might download, it'll save you big headaches. I'm sure you've got enough of those already from doing homework.

  I wish i was better at exporting movies to the web, i can only export .mov (quicktime) files for now.
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  Anybody want to see my independent film?

  by dolphman in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i'm making a movie.

  it's called "the life and times of mc beer bong".

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com.

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  dolphman

  I'm making a movie. It's called "the life and times of MC Beer Bong"

  here is the url: http://www.mcbeerbong.com

  It's about a Chinese-American guy who gets turned into a rap star by corrupt record producers. It's a comedy.

  If you go to the "Download Film Clips" section, you can download some clips. The best ones are "Music Video Shoot" and "Actual Music Video". You'll need quicktime to view the clips. Right-Click the link and select "Save Target As". It's easier this way.

  The bios on the actors are pretty funny too.

  I'm interested in any feedback yall might have.

  have fun

  Rich (the director. I also play the gay guy).
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  Have you been able to make up for the lost years?

  by woodland in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i feel that my education was stunted due to the jw belief that education is not important.

  as a result i have not been able to follow my dreams, or follow the career i?m sure i was put on this earth to do.

  does anyone else feel this way?

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  dolphman

  Think of those lost years as a reminder of your duty to yourself to pursue your dreams. Let it empower you and drive you.

  I dropped out of high school and the truth around 17, and because of my JW upbringing i wasn't prepared to deal with the real world. I had a nervous breakdown. I did meaningless jobs and tried to get "back in the truth" but for the most part was very depressed. I had no support nor belief in myself. Since everything was supposed to be about "bringing glory to God's name" there was no time to really think about what I WANTED out of life. And with nothing but pathetic JW social skills to boot, i was screwed.

  So, i slowly began the process of rebuilding myself. I went to college. Got a job at Microsoft. Started taking acting classes at a community college. Learn to speak Russian. I'm now doing theatre work and independent films, including directing my own (www.mcbeerbong.com).

  I've found my passion in life at the ripe old age of 27. Which is late for some, but in all reality, it's never to late to take back your life. I wish i could've been an athlete, specifically a football player. Since i'm a little too old for that, I just bodybuild. It works for me.

  If you still feel sorry for yourself, think of the poor sons-of-bitches still stuck going to meetings.
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  The Hedgehog

  by Sincere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  some may remember me (possibly not).

  i am a former elder of 10 years, all my family are still in ?the truth?

  and all the males are elders in various levels of responsibility.

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  dolphman

  I thought this was a thread about Ron Jeremy, nicknamed the "Hedgehog". He is a famous porn star. He's cool, but not my favorite male porn star. That would be Peter North. And by the way, it's ok for a hetero male to have a favorite male porn star.
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  What does your name mean?

  by Insomniac in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  ok, i'm sure this topic has been covered before, but i'm new here, so indulge me.

  what do everyone's screen names mean?

  some are pretty self-explanatory, but a few have me intrigued.

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  dolphman

  People tell me i look like Dolph Lundgren, the guy who played the Russian in Rocky 4. Hence, the name Dolphman.