You see, I'm torn.
Ninjas and pirates are natural enemies. I've been known to have some serious ninja tendencies, but I see the appeal of living a life of wine, women, song, and sailing. I have heard of the rare breed known as the ninja pirate, but they aren't accepted by either group.
What's a guy to do? If I talk like a pirate, do you think the ninjas will kick me out and call me a dirty apostate?
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Arrrrrrrrrrr!!! I be that time again!!!
by Elsewhere inare ye ready for talk like a pirate day 2004?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
avast, me hearties!
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The Esoteric Kabbalist roots of Watchtower Theology
by Informant in"for jews, the belief that god can be human is the ultimate heresy.
rabbi shmuley boteach, on christianity
judaism has its roots in ancient babylon the "holy" book of judaism is called the "babylonian talmud bavli" it is the supreme book in judaism and is based on the writings of the quabbalist rabbis and pharisees.
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Snowcrash
Actually, the Jehovah's Witnesses were started by members of the Esoteric Order of Dagon, of which Russel was a member. You see, contrary to popular belief, it all started in a little town called Innsmouth...
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Sims
by Insomniac inanybody else here play sims?
if so, perhaps you'll understand exactly what's happened here:.
my boyfriend has given me the use of a computer at his house, so i don't get bored and fidgety when i'm visiting him there.
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Snowcrash
I used to play the sims. Actually, there's another way to get money without having to type rosebud over and over. After typing rosebud put ";!;!;!" over and over again and you'd get more than $1,000. I played the Sims and had the Superstar expansion, but I got bored. After hearing about all this wackiness on The Sims Online, I started playing that. God, that was a surreal experience. Online cathouses and mafia rings... Wil Wright's vision went completely to hell. The Sims Online was so boring that people needed to make their own games, so they made it like a toned down Grand Theft Auto. It was the first video game that I actually fell asleep while playing.
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REMOVE ONE AND ADD ONE : BIBLE BOOK
by Terry insubtract one book from the bible and add one of your own.
what is the name of your book and what is it about?
which do you get rid of and which do you replace it with?
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Remove Pslams and replace it with "C++ for Dummies".
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Give the JW experience a BOOK title.
by qwerty inpinching following on fromprestons idea of the movie theme i'll start...................... pride and prejudice.
wuthering brooklyn heights.
the awakening.
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This is fun.
Rose Ball Overdrive
All Tomorrow's Prophecies
Call of Jehovah
The Tracts They Carried
Theocratic Warfare and the Art of Motorcycle Repair (An elder's musings about religion and how he makes a living) -
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Give the JW experience a movie title:
by Preston ini've come up with a few (made up and real):.
- rebecca of bethel farms.
- cries and judiciary meetings.
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Snowcrash
"O Brother, Where Art Thou" works pretty well unmodified.
"Field Ministry Report" a la "Minority Report"
"Begging For A Few Dollars More"
"The Alpha and Omega Man"
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Crying at the movies
by Insomniac ini have a hard time expressing my emotions in front of others.
i mean, i'd rather be naked than to let anyone see me cry.
however, there are a few movies that can, in spite of my best efforts, make me bust out crying like a little girl: .
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Snowcrash
You'll all think I'm a huge dork (it could be because I AM a huge dork), but I cry at the end of Blade Runner. I feel so bad for Roy!
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bapt cave
by peacefulpete inarchaeologists claim to have found john the baptist's cave
if you read the article and others available on the web it becomes clear that the evidence is sorrowfully weak.
the whole assumption rests upon the interpretation of some crude etchings on the wall dating to 500 years after the supposed time of jtb.
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Okay, I've got one...
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Snowcrash
I've been a loyal KMFDM fan since I first heard them about eight years ago. I love industrial music. I'm mostly on the EBM side of the fence with VNV Nation, FunkerVOGT and the like, but I love all industrial music. I just happen to listen to the danceable (read: stompable) stuff a little more. Nothing beats a little Velvet Acid Christ every now and then, though.
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Spiritual Food For The Sisters!
by Bryan in.
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this is so crazy, i had to post.. i guess you'll have to click on "jehovah's witnesses".. .
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Snowcrash
The "buttembly" is probably there because the forum has a filter that replaces certain words with others, and doesn't care if those letters in that exact order happen to be part of another word.