Posts by jaredg

i'm thinking about going to the memorial and when the wine gets to me say out loud "One, Two Three and then chug it bottoms up". then when the cracker gets to me i'll yell out loud "COOOOOOKIE" like cookie monster and then gooble it up spitting crums everywhere. man i just gotta figure out some way to get it on video.

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"Crash" - the movie

by Billygoat in

has anyone seen this movie?

what were your thoughts on it?.

i just saw it last night for the first time.

jaredg

ok time for a funny story...

I went to Target to buy Crash with out knowing who was in it or what it was about. I see this movie entitled "Crash" on the shelf with a bunch of other good movies. So I grab it along w/ some condoms and go...I was in a bit of a rush. I get home and throw it into the DVD player and about 10 mins into the movie my date for the night goes "This isn't Crash!" I show her the DVD box and sure enough it says "Crash" but evidently it is a soft core porn by the same name as the award winning movie. I was a bit pissed, since it wasn't even a good porn, and I couldn't take it back b/c I had already viewed the DVD. Anyway I thought you all might get a laugh out of that.

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Im in love with a witness

by BigMann in

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friends

hey check it out.

i really dont know if i shold be sharing my feelings with strangers but at this point i really dont know where to turn.

i've been dating this lady for over a year now.

jaredg

your girlfriend will not get disfellowshipped unless she admits to the elders that she has committed fornication or some other gross sin. just dating you, as long as you haven't fooled around, isn't enough to get her DF'd. the fact that she is dating you tells me that she isn't really a strong witness anyway. the best chance you have for the lasting happiness of both of you is to get her OUT. however it is possible to be married, you would be considered an unbelieving mate, while she is JW and you are not, but she might experience some negative energy from the congregation without anything official being announced.

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Riddle me this....

by Serene in

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friends

hello everyone... im new here!

i have a question...maybe you guys can give me some insight.

i have a boyfriend whom i looooooove.

jaredg

But I am a good person. Ive been blessed. Im a (conscientious) law student, former teacher, I volunteer with the homeless and juveniles...Im empathetic, hard working and God-fearing.... I dont mean sound like Im tooting my own horn because God is responsible for my growth but I hate the idea that Im may not good enough for him to date.

WOW you sound perfect. Hit me up if things don't work out

p.s. I hope things work out for you.

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READ THIS

by youpeoplearefunnyandsad in

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friends

most of you are apostates right?

or disfellowshiped?

do you not think its a little odd that you people all get together and make such an effort to put a religion down?that you get together and plot what you are going to do to disrupt things, that you are so bitter and twisted, that your expereicnces eat you up inside?

jaredg

Anyway those skilled appostates that will look at my words and twist them and try and make what I say suit them - don't bother, I only came on here to have a rant at you for once, and i won't be reading your replies, your opinions are hilarious and only effect the weak, no doubt you'll have a good go though, it would be very very funny, it hard to resist staying around for the argument but i won't. Enjoy yourselves.

HAHAHA...typical brainwashed JW......rabble rabble rabble....then with fingers in ear...LA LA LA LA LA LA

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Ready to be freaked out...

by Hecklerboy in

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friends

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go to www.webshots.com and search for jehovah witness.. all kinds of pictures from people making fun to convention pictures.

all for your viewing pleasure ur i mean displeasure.

jaredg

hahaha....a bunch of people dressed up as LWs for Halloween....ironic!

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Big Love: Polygamy Loves Company

by rebel8 in

don't tell me none of you watched this?????

it's a new hbo series on sundays at 10 pm.

it's about a mormon offshoot group, complete with a commune, child brides, and polygamy.

jaredg

Oh wow really! I'm curious as to the reason why your interested in getting another wife. Is it because of sex,companionship,or raising children?? I would let my husband have another wife too,IF we could find another wife that we both agree on.We've also had many discussions on this issue recently. It's hard enough finding ONE good mate let alone two! I (and hubby) would like to do it for family reasons.We've had 5 childern and life can get a bit crazy at times and it would be really nice to have another person around to help out.And I also would like to have a friend around that would be more like a family member.Especially since ALL my family and JW friends have told me they will have nothing to do with me unless I go back to the meetings(their all a bunch of brats!).But anyway,the sex part I know my hubby would LOVE,LOL! But that wouldn't be our main reason for doing something like that. I'd definatly be willing to share my husband if I could get some help with raising the kids/household duties and getting a break here and there to be free to go do a few fun things too, instead of being the one that always stays to care for the kids.And if we had another "wife" to help out I could continue to have childern and it would be far easier.And she could have a few too,if she wanted.
Does this other wife you have picked out know about what your thinking,how did you ask? What did she think of it?

HOLY SHIT! I can't imagine taking care of 2 chicks and a bunch of brats. Your husband must make BANK! On the flip side...consistent threesomes WOULD ROCK!!