doogie...that's just mean...bet u don't get laid that night. haha
what!?! how did you know??
and its not funny. it's terribly sad. absolutely terrible (i'm about to start pulling out old watchtowers talking about not witholding the 'marital due')
so my b-day is this month on the 22nd...whoop!whoop!...anyway.
i've been trying to get clues as to what my hunny bunny may be getting me.
i think i may have a theory.
doogie...that's just mean...bet u don't get laid that night. haha
what!?! how did you know??
and its not funny. it's terribly sad. absolutely terrible (i'm about to start pulling out old watchtowers talking about not witholding the 'marital due')
so my b-day is this month on the 22nd...whoop!whoop!...anyway.
i've been trying to get clues as to what my hunny bunny may be getting me.
i think i may have a theory.
he's also been bringing up the subject of WHEN we get married a lot here lately.
this is hilarious because i've been doing the same exact thing with my girlfriend just so that she'll be surprised when i give her something else for our anniversary. (video games...shh!...)
for all you system of a down fans out there...i just heard that they will be performing tomorrow night on saturday night live!
hopefully you've all heard the new song which kicks totall arse!!!!!!!
byob!!!
i love those guys. they put on a great show. high energy.
hopefully they won't suck (seems to be a prerequisite for anything on SNL lately)
she doesnt have the heart .
when im trapped in her trap .
but shes a work of art .
seriously, you need to get laid. After hooking up with a few different girls, will you truly appreciate there are MANY, MANY fish in the sea.
amen. you won't even be thinking about her anymore.
honestly, women aren't that great (no offense ladies). they make you watch crappy tv shows that you don't want to watch and they make you go to crappy movies that you don't want to see. plus they talk contantly about stuff you don't care about. this is blessing man. (if my girlfriend reads this, i love you baby).
here's a question for all you who have been studying evoluition much longer than me.
i have read in a few places that man has all but stopped evolving.
is this what is really being taught by science and why?
i've found that reading "pro" material from both sides of the argument and then comparing your findings is far more productive than comparing the negative slant that each portrays of the other.
why not check out each camp's best arguments and then see which you feel rings truer?
i was watching a great sci-fi movie the other day (chronicles of riddick) and there was a phrase in the movie that jumped out at me.
a soldier was being promoted and he said the phrase "obedience without question, loyalty till underverse comes".
i thought "wow, just replace underverse with armageddon and that sound just like the witnesses".
jurassic park. no reason really. pretty much everything makes me think of that movie. (yeah, dinosaurs!)
a big pile of jack squat.
actually, i was thinking of sending her one of my DDAM ("Drunk Drivers Against Mothers") t-shirts i'm working on, along with a big note saying HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY!!! it'd be a hilarious double slap in the face seeing as she's still a witness and a mother.
predictions for the end of the world have been going on since the time of christ, and in every century since then.
during the past 100 years there have been more predictions for the end of the world than have been made in all the previous centuries combined.
many of these prophesied dates have since come and gone.. people look around and see the possibility of many different natural or man-made disasters by which the end could come.
just read this thread...(yawn)
the world will end at the precise moment i do.
black as coal to match her heart
...but seriously, they're hazel.
ok, i have a 1997 chevy cavalier and i need to replace my crankshaft and camshaft position sensors.
i bought them last night at autozone and the guy said that i could definitely replace them myself.
does anyone have any tips???
thanks prophecor
Working on cars requires that you have, maybe, a little better than the average tool set. They can be pesky critters, but if you get the manuals, get a basic understanding of what your working on, what the different systems do, where these parts and sensors are located, you'll find that auto repair is not as complex as many think it is.
i have (or at least have access to) a fairly good variety of tools. as far as understanding what the heck i'm working on, what it does, etc...umm...not so much.
i think i made it pretty obvious to the dude at AZ that i knew next to nothing about car repair. (he asked me to pop the hood and i just stared blankly and said "...hood?...pop?...")