chezza, what sex was the fly in the ointment?
ballistic
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Lighten the mood with a FUNNY joke
by think41self ina horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow.
the horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking.
he calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
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Farkel is a liar and a cheat!
by seven006 ini have absolutely had it with farkel's lies and (try new kiddy bathroom bubbles only $3.95 per bottle) his childish attempts to discredit those who still believe in god.
he is relentless in his (now the one pound tub of the famous amway laundry detergent only 19.95) efforts to shove atheism down our throats.
i personally am offended by (new amway energy bars in four tasty flavors, box of 12 only $6.95) his blatantly cynical attitude and slamming dialog.. i think his account should be (summers coming, try amway car wax and make your old car look new)!
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ballistic
can I place an order? Here's the money.
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ballistic
no I'm not and thanks for asking - it is over 5 weeks now and not a single cig. And yes I feel good for it. I had a strange dream of smoking last night and I did feel like a total failure in the dream, when I woke up I was so glad it was just a dream.
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ballistic
Damn! I realised I needed to take that swear word out and it said my post was too old to edit???
I meant to say oh sugar, I forgot what I was going to say.
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oh fuck it
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anti-Borg bumperstickers
by target ini saw a bumper sticker today that said " i was betrayed by the baptist foundation and aurthur anderson".
got me thinking.
a good bumper sticker gets read by a lot of people.
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ballistic
If we're talking bumper stickers, what about...
I was a witness but didn't see the accident.
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Read
by ballistic intake a look at this web site, it's got some interesting commentary on how the jw publications use various types of misleading argumentation:.
* http://jamescook.tripod.com/falsewit.html.
starts:.
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ballistic
Take a look at this web site, it's got some interesting commentary on how the JW publications use various types of misleading argumentation:
* http://jamescook.tripod.com/falsewit.htmlstarts:
The other day, I took city transit home after a long summer's day at work. It gets pretty hot here in the desert, and I was happy to ride home in the refreshing air-conditioned bus.As I sat down, I noticed a pamphlet on the cushion beside me. The cover, featuring a multiethnic set of people looking off into the distance, bore the phrase "What is the Purpose of Life? How Can You Find It?". Sounds like a good read, I thought as I picked the pamphlet and began to peruse it.
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How many hours are falsely reported?
by badboy inin the january 1 issue of each year, they harp on about how many hours the jws did last year etc etc.. how many hours are possibly falsely reported?.
discuss,please
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ballistic
I'll poke my nose in here and say I hope the hours ARE over-inflated.
Just take a look at those millions of hours spent by millions of mis guided people on the report. Look at the figures. Look at the wasted hours which could have been used to make the world a better place. These figures would never be acceptable on a spread sheet in any company in terms of profit and loss. It almost makes me sick. And I pioneered. How do you think I feel about my own wasted life. -
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GRINGOS vs. CANUCKS / BRITS / AUSSIES
by picosito inthese spellings are the british version:.
authorise - colour.
these are the american version:.
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sorry picosito, but this subject has been getting on my tits recently. Do you know how annoying it is to live in a world dominated by Microsoft products half of which just presume you speak English(US). Even our date format DD/MM/YY is different to yours but too many people over look this. Yes, what you say is correct and I was merely being bitchy saying American English is improper. But what I hate really is people who over-look the differences and presume the rest of the world is in their back yard. Of late, this is the one thing here which has pissed me off, is people who join this site and post a question obviously targeted at US posters only, and they don't even acknowledge English people or other nationalities are going to be reading it.
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Ya'll dont believe in God?
by flower ini have to ask this although i have a feeling i dont really want to read the responses but anyway.
i talked to several people here today who dont believe there is a god at all.
this is disturbing!
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ballistic
My religion is as follows:
Space and time as we know it are but one entity; space time which has a finite beginning. Let us presume that this beginning or creation was brought about by God. Now God cannot be the product of his own creation; he must exist outside of space time. He also could not have created space time in any "place" outside of himself as he was the only thing that existed prior to this construct. The conclusion I draw from this is that if God exists, he is not bound by the rules of the universe as we are. He does not see the passing of time as we do. He is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. He sees space time not in a serial passing of events as we do but as one "lump" and what is more, this universe is actually inside or part of God himself. Nothing can exist outside of God and He in effect is his own creation in as much as "he shall prove to be what he shall cause to be".
hmmmm, I just made this up quickly. I will try to express my thoughts better when I have the time.