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  New field service rules coming this summer

  by doinmypart in

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  new guidelines for field service coming this summer.

  new publication to be released giving new ways of counting time, conducting studies, group activities, etc..

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  People will just do what they always did LIE
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  All appointed men are being told they have to pioneer now!

  by stuckinarut2 in

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  yes, you read correctly..... all appointed men have been told in a new letter that they have to pioneer to "set the lead" whenever there is a "special" campaign month.

  they use some scripture saying that these ones have to show by example.... so for any of us who are appointed and have learned ttatt, it is going to be very hard to fade during this time!.

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  just do what they always did LIE ABOUT YOUR HOURS.

  HB
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  More WT Propaganda: 10 Year Old Children Should Get Baptized!

  by Oubliette in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i just caught this in an upcoming study article which will be "studied" in the congregations the week of 11/18-24/13:.

  he and his wife were elated when their eldest daughter, age ten, told them that she loved her parents, loved the brothers and sisters, and loved jehovah very much.

  she said that she wanted to dedicate her life to jehovah and get baptized.

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  OHH YESS-

  too young for marriage, too young to reject DA TROOF, but old enough to die refusing blood for a book publishing cult...

  HB
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  Where did the Witchtower Babble on about "HAPPIFIED" first?

  by hamsterbait in

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  i have the idea, or vague memory of happified being used in a discussion of the "days" in daniel 12 : "jehovah's people were further happified ".

  does anybody have the litterature still to check this?

  mine went in the trash, except for the aid book, which ray franz produced, so i kept it as he had integrity, along with the james commentary.. can you remember any other ridiculous words they used?

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  So the delivered remnant were all put into little japanese coats???

  HAPPI - the Oxford dictionary defines this as a loose japanese style of jacket.

  Of course those adherants to the true faith of Hamstergod are "Hammified"

  HB
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  Evolution is just a theory

  by donny in

  1. watchtower
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  for those who have heard this comment, check out aron ra's great site.. http://www.aronra.com/.

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  CS

  "WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU ARE"
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  A few International Conv instructions (more ways to control)

  by doinmypart in

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  2. friends

  a few official instructions jw delegates are being told leading up to the international conventions.

  congregation secretaries are holding conference calls and then relating the instructions to the congregation.. atlanta - do not drive to convention, parking will not be available.

  take public transportation; attendants will be on all public transit and able to assist.. dallas - attendants will be on site at all hotels to make sure delegates leave the hotel at their assigned times and take their assigned route.

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  "Now that we American Witlesses have to fight our way through razor gangs, muggers rapists and urban decay to attend the a$$emly, we can look the African brothers isn the eye and say ' dragging yourself through crocodile infested swamps, civil war and swarms of army ants to get to meetings is no harder than what we do - we cant get there in a car either!' "

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  Memorial 2014, my observations and the "New Light" for the Anointed ones

  by JustHuman14 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have attended to the memorial, just for family reasons, but i managed to fish some points from the talk, that are tricky ones.

  ok, most of the time has been consumed to point out who should partake the emblems, the 2 class dogma, and very little about christ, apart from the usual.

  i thought the focus should be on christ and the fact he died for a course.. according to the speaker, the number of the partakers is 13,600 (i don't recall the exact number but it was just about there).

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  I remember an old Sister, a dubby since before WW1.

  She said that after the war, more and more were coming to the meetings. They got scared that these newcomers might take one of their places in the 144 000, so they kept changing the venue, but these interlopers always managed to find out and attend anyway.

  The society had to find an explanation, so they came up first with the "Jonadab" class (what they were dabbing Jonah with is anybodys guess HA HA, boom kerching) then the great Crowd crap.

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  Where did the Witchtower Babble on about "HAPPIFIED" first?

  by hamsterbait in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have the idea, or vague memory of happified being used in a discussion of the "days" in daniel 12 : "jehovah's people were further happified ".

  does anybody have the litterature still to check this?

  mine went in the trash, except for the aid book, which ray franz produced, so i kept it as he had integrity, along with the james commentary.. can you remember any other ridiculous words they used?

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  I have the idea, or vague memory of HAPPIFIED being used in a discussion of the "days" in Daniel 12 : "Jehovah's people were further happified "

  Does anybody have the litterature still to check this? Mine went in the trash, except for the AID book, which Ray Franz produced, so I kept it as he had integrity, along with the James commentary.

  Can you remember any other ridiculous words they used? Does anybody have the original booklet with a short sermon in each language? According to that, the people in the Netherlands speak "HOLLANDISH" !!!

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  New talk outline! UNITE WITH JEHOVAH'S HAPPY PEOPLE!!!!

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  yay!!!

  seriously one of the most watchtarded talks ever.

  maybe one of our elders can post the outline??

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  I am sooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  HAPPIFIED to hear this.

  HB
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  A few International Conv instructions (more ways to control)

  by doinmypart in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  a few official instructions jw delegates are being told leading up to the international conventions.

  congregation secretaries are holding conference calls and then relating the instructions to the congregation.. atlanta - do not drive to convention, parking will not be available.

  take public transportation; attendants will be on all public transit and able to assist.. dallas - attendants will be on site at all hotels to make sure delegates leave the hotel at their assigned times and take their assigned route.

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  WHY DONT THEY WANT YOU TO USE GPS? Don't they want you to know where you are?

  If I were in an unfamiliar city and knowing it is not the safest place I would at least take a map! Imagine getting lost and ending up in Murderville.

  But of course we have been told to follow instructions, no matter how impractical, from a human viewpoint.

  HB