Topics Started by hamsterbait

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After Mar 15 WT, who NOW is represented by the Wise Virgins??
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
it used to be that the master "arrived in 1918" and the virgins put their lamps in order.

according to the noolite, the arrival is yet future.

however, the gibbering buddies now insist that the annointed have not fallen asleep, but stayed awake up until now.
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Vomit alert - how many Dubs actually like the noolite .tv?
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. bible
one witless i know actually said "i really like brother lett - his face is soo expressive, the eyebrows go up and he uses his lips to enunciate every word clearly.

and he speaks slowly so it is easy to follow what he is saying.".

another said "iwas so excited after watching the new tv channel.
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Obscene TOMO turd quote from talk.
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
on the thread about growth up but babble studies down thread, an audio of tomo turd has been posted.

can somebody put it in this separate thread - it's important.. he says how billions of innocent children and other inoffensive people will not get to enjoy their ice cream, as they are about to be annihilated.

they count less than mere "amuse - bouches".. what reward will all those get who peel off their tight pants and spanx before it is too late?.
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IT IS ALL SHITE !!
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
and you know what?

i am never going to argue about the babble or witchtower comic book fairy tales ever again.

a big f to the lot of them.. whew - feels good doesn't it?.
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HOW MANY drones allowed round an apathy trolley?
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
i saw seven the other day - the girls on one side the men on the other.

a couple fo them were drinking their starbucks.. so for every hour, 7 of "preaching" can be counted.

truly jehoobie is expanding the work in this final part of the time of the end!!.
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FUNNY WToweresque Spanish in the Comics
by hamsterbait in
1. jw
2. friends
there was a recent thread talking about how the american english in the babble comics, often gets kids losing marks in school.. one of the posters said that he was a spanish speaker, and when he reads the comics and other litterature, it is actually unlike any normal spanish he has ever read.

i don't speak spanish, so would like to have some examples, preferably funny.

any takers?.
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One example of half lies (and lies) in noolite "God's Kingdom Rules!"
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. bible
page 160 para 12:.

" ... although the audit turned up no irregularities, the tax authorities levied a crippling tax against ajt.

if successful, the tactic would have left our brothers with little choice but to close the branch office and sell the buildings in order to pay the huge tax.".
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Most Jdubs are nice people, not really evil - give us all a break from this
by hamsterbait in
1. jw
2. experiences
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Letts shows up noo "generation" teaching
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. bible
in his preesentation, he speaks to "you the young ones".

"you are the next generation of " adult witnesses.

this one sentence using generation in the normal way, at a stroke, shows they just made up the overlapping teaching to get themselves out of a hole.. .
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OMG! Just watched a pile of LDS TV - JW.tv is like it. and
by hamsterbait in
1. watchtower
2. beliefs
the mormons have the "quorum of the twelve apostles" leading them.

they sit at the front of the temple and are looked up to.

is this where all the emphasis on the gb is going?.