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  Is it just me, or do j-dubs have "crazy eyes"?

  by Check_Your_Premises in

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  have you ever noticed someone who has a 1000 yard (meters for you english types.

  well i keep noticing that dub women in particular have this creepy 1000 yard stare.

  and then a while after my wife got dunked she and the kids got in one of those picture booths.

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  Jack in "Will and Grace" has the crasiest eyes.

  He's never set foot in a Witchtower Hell.

  HB
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  What does your name MEAN?

  by RichieRich in

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  we all are identified by our names here on jwd.

  some use their real names, and others pick a moniker that is their nickname or perhaps a few words from a song they like.. why did you pick your name?.

  for instance,.

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  hamsterbait

  Hope the Best.

  hamsters rock and and and. No don't give any ideas to my feline or primate pursuers...

  They are after me more than a coven of elders wives on speed.

  See how paranoid that cult makes you?? Now I frightened of mere animules.

  Hey how about a film "The Elders' Wives"??? Who would Nicole and Bette play?

  HB
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  light skin: so much for intelligent design...

  by googlemagoogle in

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  ... and evolution, by the way.

  if we were designed by an intelligent creator, why the heck do we light-skinned people get burnt to death when the sun is shining?

  not very intelligent design... .

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  Kls

  R U a pygmy chimp? U so lewd Honey!!

  HB
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  light skin: so much for intelligent design...

  by googlemagoogle in

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  ... and evolution, by the way.

  if we were designed by an intelligent creator, why the heck do we light-skinned people get burnt to death when the sun is shining?

  not very intelligent design... .

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  Rubbish!

  God created light skin to make me happy.

  (See "Good News to Make you Happy" book. So happifying)

  Actually I love the rosy white look of the Irish or English Rose.

  Grey unhealthy white is a big turn off.

  but but but but but - I also love hairy primates that shave their hands...

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  What is you (or somebodies) best blooper in the KH?

  by DannyBloem in

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  for example: we had a 'faithfull' brother getting older and confused.

  when something did not really went as he liked it (didn't get the answer etc) he shouted very loudly 'god doom me in the hell!

  one time i had to do the closing prayer on the midweek meeting.

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  I went on a """PICNIC""" one Saturday, and the empty gin bottle fell out of my rucksack at the Sunday meetin'. Oh, yes, and I answered and said that "in 36 AD Christ allowed genitals in the christian congregation..."

  HB
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  OH my god it's moving all by itself!!

  by hamsterbait in

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  i have just discovered that i can move the cursor on my screen by moving the fingertips of my left hand about one centimeter above my laptop sensor pad.

  i don't think it's demunzz, but maybe the electrical field of my body interacting in some way.. if any part of my body is touching the computer it doesn't happen.

  i can also make my face tingle when i hold my right hand over my head about five inches above where my soft spot was as a baby.. i often get electrical shocks from the fittings in department stores.. any theories - has anyone else found this??.

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  Katie K,

  I haven't tasted bovril or oxo for years, it made me think of all those elders wives.

  Any theories on the tingling face?

  HB
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  OH my god it's moving all by itself!!

  by hamsterbait in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i have just discovered that i can move the cursor on my screen by moving the fingertips of my left hand about one centimeter above my laptop sensor pad.

  i don't think it's demunzz, but maybe the electrical field of my body interacting in some way.. if any part of my body is touching the computer it doesn't happen.

  i can also make my face tingle when i hold my right hand over my head about five inches above where my soft spot was as a baby.. i often get electrical shocks from the fittings in department stores.. any theories - has anyone else found this??.

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  I have just discovered that I can move the cursor on my screen by moving the fingertips of my left hand about One centimeter above my laptop sensor pad

  I don't think it's demunzz, but maybe the electrical field of my body interacting in some way.

  If any part of my body is touching the computer it doesn't happen

  I can also make my face tingle when I hold my right hand over my head about five inches above where my soft spot was as a baby.

  I often get electrical shocks from the fittings in department stores.

  Any theories - has anyone else found this??

  HB
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  New here.....kinda

  by lola28 in

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  hey everyone, this is my first post and i'am terrefied.

  i have been lurking for over a year and finally decided that it was time to post.

  i feel like i know all of you and feel more at home here than at the kingdom hall.

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  We have all been where you are at.

  You can say everything you think on this board, ask questions and just blow off steam.

  You will have feisty arguments, and tons of concern and even love of strangers. Some will disagree with you but you will never be condemned or judged.

  I give you the same lovely welcome and hug I got when I first posted.

  HB
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  Sponsoring Kids

  by hamsterbait in

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  i sponsor a couple of kids in the third world.. how many do that?

  i reckoned that i could easily give some of the money i spent on booze and do some good.. what bugs me is that i want to go and find the little ones and rescue them from their hell.

  then when i see how many children are suffering i get all upset and want to drink again, because i can't see that me doing anything is any good.. maybe i should just get rid of the tv.... hb

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  What always got me when my folks refused to give to charity was the "why put a sticking plaster on cancer" attitude.

  If somebody is suffering you want to help them in the here and now, not leave them writhing in the hope of everlasting life in paradise.

  HB
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  Sponsoring Kids

  by hamsterbait in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i sponsor a couple of kids in the third world.. how many do that?

  i reckoned that i could easily give some of the money i spent on booze and do some good.. what bugs me is that i want to go and find the little ones and rescue them from their hell.

  then when i see how many children are suffering i get all upset and want to drink again, because i can't see that me doing anything is any good.. maybe i should just get rid of the tv.... hb

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  hamsterbait

  I sponsor a couple of kids in the third world.

  How many do that? I reckoned that I could easily give some of the money I spent on booze and do some good.

  What bugs me is that I want to go and find the little ones and rescue them from their hell. Then when I see how many children are suffering I get all upset and want to drink again, because I can't see that me doing anything is any good.

  Maybe I should just get rid of the TV...

  HB