Posts by hamsterbait

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TV.JW.Org - WTF is Wrong With This Guy? - CAPTION THEM

by passwordprotected in

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i've heard about his bombastic, overly patronising, cartoon-ish delivery before, but i'd never actually seen it...until now.

and i should add, this religion bears little to no relation to the one i left 6 years ago.. .

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hamsterbait

Greenhorn:

You are being ironic when you say that?

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Is the AGM today?

by hamsterbait in

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anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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GWENDOLYN: I well recall when I heard the noolite - I was eating muffins at High Tea.

CECILY: Then it cannot be as new as my noolite.

GWENDOLYN: Oh! No, my dear Cecily, it is indeed the noolite, for my diary states it was five-and-twenty past four.

CECILY: Then truly, sweet Gwendolyn, you have not the newest noolite, for my diary says I heard it at a quarter to five.

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Whatever happened has a lesson for us!

by Kalos in

when my dad left jws, his stoic remark was: it was not a total wastage; after all i learned something good about the witnessestheir resolve to continue with their original claim that they are the appointed channel of god, even when they know in their heart of hearts that they are not.

why cant i imitate that sort of resolve in doing something worthwhile?

he thus echoed confucius who said: to be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.. a poor choice we made, some obstructions or some resistance are almost always viewed with fear and anxiety.

hamsterbait

Yeah- as the Witchtower pointed out, even the camels that brought Isaac's bride to him, represent the magazines carrying the good noos of noolite to the nations...

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Is the AGM today?

by hamsterbait in

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friends

anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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Notsure:

This cult was always a heap of SHITE - it's just that more and more people can smell the steaming pile from further and further away as it decays...

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Is the AGM today?

by hamsterbait in

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friends

anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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DARTH:

Especially as HAMSTERBAIT started it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What exactly do the Governing body(TM) do?

by punkofnice in

a genuine question really.. do they actually make desicions or are they simple sock puppets for the lawyers?.

are they just a front (like the queen is in the uk), with little or no desicion making input?.

do they just give talks and make appearances?.

hamsterbait

From the look of Mark Sanderson at the AGM - eating seems to be a priority, and from just reading the Babble Comics (Witchtower and Asleep!) they talk about sex in all its wonderful variety with disgust and fascinated horror. (Jehoobie saves them from being corrupted, unlike everybody else.)

(Who looks at the porn on their behalf - presumably they don't interrupt feeding sessions to do it themselves...)

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Is the AGM today?

by hamsterbait in

jw
friends

anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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You are right leaving: it is just a way of conning the gofors into feeling special.

Even the Mormons do this, sending out pimply yoofs with barely one pubic hair as "ELDER <insert name>" to strut about the streets like bantam cocks...

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Is the AGM today?

by hamsterbait in

jw
friends

anybody going or who can give us the noolite hot from the gb a$$?.

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SO - - -

WHAT exactly was this noolite that would make it worthwhile to delay DA oneself? Where is the shock for the old timers?

More tittillation with spiritual frilly bras and knickers promising NOTHING. Not even a scent worth the sniffing. The Gibbering Buddies are just a bunch of prick teasers - or rather a teasing bunch of pricks.

AGAIN

The tinsel wings of jehoobie's chariot are failing to flutter entrancingly.

AGAIN

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