Thanks for that link
I had seen that article a while back and couldn't find it again.
They are Liars
moomanchu
JoinedPosts by moomanchu
-
5
This Generation
by Honesty inthe november 1, 1995 watchtower articles, "saved from a wicked generation and "a time to keep awake" introduced new light on the meaning of "this generation".. .
if this is the case, then why is there an article currently on the watchtower's official website entitled "gods purpose soon to be realized"?.
maybe jehovah's witnesses will also be interested in seeing this 'bait and switch tactic' that the watchtower is feeding the unsuspecting public first hand.. http://www.watchtower.org/library/pr/article_07.htm.
-
-
-
11
smart ass answers
by moomanchu in5 winning smart ass answers for 2005
smart ass answer #5:.
#1 smart ass answer of the year 2005..................... .
-
-
moomanchu
5 Winning Smart Ass Answers For 2005
Smart Ass Answer #5:
A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed at her.
Without missing a beat....she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket not
your stub." ***************** Smart Ass Answer #4: A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but
she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy,
"Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead." ******************* Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding
rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop
said.
The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the
cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a
ticket. ******************* Smart Ass Answer #2: A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that
reads, "
******************* #1 SMART ASS ANSWER OF THE YEAR 2005..................... . A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"
A smart ass guy in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"
The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When silence was
restored, the teacher smiled knowingly at the student, shaking her head
and sweetly said "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your
other hand." -
11
Jehovah spoke at the DC !!!!!
by moomanchu inmy dad informed me that when brothers give talks on stage it is not the brother speaking to us,.
it is jehovah speaking to us.
i had forgot about this teaching (wonder if they have this in print) .
-
-
moomanchu
I asked what does it mean to come back to Jehovah.
Answer : Go to the meetings .
another quote "you know if you don't do nothing for Jehovah he won't do nothing for you
nothing for nothing leaves nothing"
Is there any JW published material that says Jehovah is speaking through the speakers at
gatherings?
-
11
Jehovah spoke at the DC !!!!!
by moomanchu inmy dad informed me that when brothers give talks on stage it is not the brother speaking to us,.
it is jehovah speaking to us.
i had forgot about this teaching (wonder if they have this in print) .
-
-
moomanchu
My dad informed me that when brothers give talks on stage it is not the brother speaking to us,
It is Jehovah speaking to us. I had forgot about this teaching (wonder if they have this in print)
but hearing it again, all I could do is bite my lip thinking OMG holy ship WTF!!!
More valuable information: the end is so close, so close why don't you come back to Jehovah.
It can come any day overnight that quick!!!!!!!!!
They must have really scared the ship out of them at this DC.
-
11
Jesus didn't die of smoking or drinking...
by Jah333 in...inform any mis-led watchtower member, that jesus didn't die of liver failure or lung cancer at 33 years of age.
he died, because the unloving, uncaring elders of his generation, where jealous and power hungry.
any time any watchtower idolater calls at your door, inform them that jesus did many things (john 21:25).
-
-
moomanchu
the Watchtower bible and tract society, are killing many humans mentally, emotionally and even physically
Welcome to the forum jah333
True statement, I think it freezes peoples lives, they don't move in
any direction, they're in waiting mode, waitng on Jehovah and the big A.
-
11
Day for a year?
by moomanchu ina time is 360 days = 1 year.
months were 30 days x 12 = 360 = 1 year .
1 year therefore is 360 days?
-
-
moomanchu
stevenyc
good link thanks
-
9
Gimme 5 - if you went in field service today
by limbogirl infrom the world of dub inspired merchandise, i happened upon this little gem brought to us by cafe press.
it's the g5 or gimme 5 on-line store which sells apparel, coffee mugs and the like with phrases like, "gimme 5 - if you went out in field service today.
" my personal fave is the wall clock that says countdown to paradise.
-
-
-
49
"Giving Your Wifely Due"
by love2Bworldly indid anyone hate that expression as much as i did?
my husband and i are separated right now, and my jw sister reminded me on the phone the other day to make sure i gave him 'his wifely due'.
that expression makes me want to barf.
-
-
moomanchu
arthur,
How did you get that picture of me??????
JUST DUE IT !!!!
DUE THE DUE !!!!
-
9
Gimme 5 - if you went in field service today
by limbogirl infrom the world of dub inspired merchandise, i happened upon this little gem brought to us by cafe press.
it's the g5 or gimme 5 on-line store which sells apparel, coffee mugs and the like with phrases like, "gimme 5 - if you went out in field service today.
" my personal fave is the wall clock that says countdown to paradise.
-
-
moomanchu
I'd Like to give em 5 across their lips.
$4.49 for a sticker !!!
I think the WBTS should be informed of this web site.
If the owner is a witness get him in trouble by complaining to the WBTS.
More letters for them to deal with :-)
-
11
Day for a year?
by moomanchu ina time is 360 days = 1 year.
months were 30 days x 12 = 360 = 1 year .
1 year therefore is 360 days?
-
-
moomanchu
A time is 360 days = 1 year.Months were 30 days x 12 = 360 = 1 year
1 year therefore is 360 days?
I know the jews did something to correct their calendar but I forget what it was.
Anyway the point I'm getting at is: Shouldn't day for a year calculations be based on
a 360 day year vs. a 364.75 year?
(btw I don't believe the day for a year b.s.just lookin for cracks in JW doctrine)
360x2520 = 907,200 days
907,200 / 364.75 = 2487.18.......
2487 - 606 = 1881
Yippeee I came up with my own date