Stan
There isn't a man alive that hasn't rubbed one out, including virgin Marky Mark and the governing body bunch, but I'm not including Jesus. I think I just made myself a little sick.
moomanchu
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new WT rule: no holding hands durning public prayer!
by leftchica inso i just caught a glimpse of this new wt magazine(study edition) of course.. from dec 28th titled.
"what do your prayers say about you".
so now they are focosing on every aspect of our lifes even our actions during prayer.
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new WT rule: no holding hands durning public prayer!
by leftchica inso i just caught a glimpse of this new wt magazine(study edition) of course.. from dec 28th titled.
"what do your prayers say about you".
so now they are focosing on every aspect of our lifes even our actions during prayer.
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moomanchu
During a prayer 60 year old GB virgin Mark Anderson did a little peeking.This was during a warm outdoor summer convention. There in front of him was a young physically fit attactive couple.The sister had on a beautiful flowing sundress that complimented her shapely body. The husband was lovingly caressing and patting her lower back during the prayer.
This action and circumstance caused Mark to have unclean thoughts and later that night he rubbed one out. Feeling extreme guilt for this, he had the writing department include this new counsel in the Watchtower in order to keep the congregation clean.
Muslims are way ahead of JW's in keeping unclean thoughts out of men's minds.
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Why Bother?
by LostintheFog1999 inwe who actually look at wt history know that they just changed 1874 to 1914 without a fanfare.
setting up the potential for changing any dates to new dates because "holy spirit" told them to do so.. which makes me ask, why do we bother to watch what they do?
i mean, we don't care having escaped their greedy little claws.
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moomanchu
I like to keep up to date with the org's latest shenanigans.
My main reason to come here is the hope of one day seeing a post about some earth shattering JW news.
My greatest dream is to see the collapse of the cult and then see the looks on PIMI relatives and friends faces. Knowing them they will then proceed to blame me for not informing them about the religion. LOL
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6 billion people to bury who rejected Witnesses
by Witness 007 inso i guess the "paradise" earth is going to be stinky to the point of vomiting with 6 billion dead bodies of not witnesess.
how long would it take to bury these people?
maybe 2 years.
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moomanchu
It's actually 8 billion dead. Just need to stay out of the cities and urban areas. I guess that's why Watchtower always portrays JW's out in the rural areas with baskets of fruit.
This made me think of another point though.
If all the animals and humans are going to be vegetarians in the paradise why does Revelation 19:17-21 say the birds will be called to a great supper and feast on all the dead? Or is it that animals can eat dead flesh, but not kill and then eat flesh. Just more watchtower induced mental gymnastics. LOL
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2025 Convention. How to deal with PIMOs in the Congregation. Copy Jesus in the way he dealt with Satan on the MT.
by liam inthe video on apostates in the congregation and how to deal with them at the 18 minute mark.
https://www.reddit.com/r/exjw/comments/1kssfr9/2025_convention_apostate_video/.
so by now, a lot of us have seen a clip from the "apostate" video from the 2025 convention.
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moomanchu
Today Jehovah's orginization is patterned after Jesus and his 12 apostles. Just as there was 1 out of 12 who became apostate back then, we to can expect to have a certain percentage of apostates (PIMO's) within our modern day congregations.
How wide spread is this problem of apostates (PIMO's)? We certainly can not have a better congregation today than was originally established by Jesus! Therefore it is a simple extrapolation to figure out how many apostates there are in our loving worldwide christian brotherhood.
Jesus's original cogregation was 12 with 1 apostate (PIMO).
1/12 = .0833333% of Jesus's congregation was apostate (PIMO).
Right now there are approximately 8,000,000 Jehovah witnesses worlwide therefore;
.0833333 x 8,000,000 = 666,666 "Ruh-ro Raggy!" Scooby dooooo. lol
There are 11 governing body members. There would be 12 but ole Tony got shit canned. Hey wait what? lol
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Why do they want to kill all the White People?
by liam inthe hatred against whites is escalating to an unprecedented degree.
in south africa, they are calling for complete genocide of white people.
for some reason they are targeting all the white farmers.. i’m so glad trump noticed.
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moomanchu
It is a worn out saying, but it needs to be kept said till one day it sinks into peoples heads.
Imagine reversing the situation. 100,000 white people in a stadium chanting for the death of blacks.
Under no circumstances no matter what had happened would that be tolerated.
Whatever, hope all the whites can leave and then they can become the next Zimbabwe.
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Dinosaur Soft Tissue
by Sea Breeze inback when the dinosaur soft tissue story was broken in 2005, i predicted that that many more soft tissues would be found and that it wouldn't matter if it was supposedly "65 million" years old or "165 million" years old.
the prediction has proven true and dinosaur soft tissue is routinely now found regardless of supposed age.
this is easy to predict using a literal reading of genesis and accepting it as history.... .
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moomanchu
You might find this interesting.
Biosciences brought back the dire wolf.
They cloned a grey wolf and the DNA from a dire wolf to engineer this extinct animal.
Jurrasic Park meets reality.
There are some skeptics, but I think it's facinatating and a little scary.
They are 1 foot taller and 2 feet longer then our modern grey wolves.
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Even after many years out, why can't you stop thinking about them.
by liam inthere is a lot of exjws who have been out 10-20-30-50 years, but for some reason, when they see a group of jehovah's witnesses, sitting by their carts, drinking coffee, scrolling through phones, laughing, something inside happens.
most can't explain it.
some say it makes their blood boil.
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moomanchu
liam
Yes, it is easier said than done. It took me about 20 years just to get to that point. I didn't suffer any major losses like you describe. I only had the garden variety BS JW'S inflict on you when you leave. I left when I was in my early 30's and my wife happily followed suit. So I was lucky with that. All I'm saying is forgiving low level brain washed publishers who are otherwise descent people helps heal. We were all one of them.
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Even after many years out, why can't you stop thinking about them.
by liam inthere is a lot of exjws who have been out 10-20-30-50 years, but for some reason, when they see a group of jehovah's witnesses, sitting by their carts, drinking coffee, scrolling through phones, laughing, something inside happens.
most can't explain it.
some say it makes their blood boil.
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moomanchu
fulano
I felt the way you do for many years. What helped me is, I now look at rank and file witnesses as victims and I feel pity for them. I am grateful I escaped their situation and count my blessings. However, for GB, high level leaders and the cult itself, well Darth Sidious said it best.
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Self control fruits of the spirit. Fat GB seem to lack it
by JohnR1975 infruits of the spirit would surely be required to be gb members?
yet some of them seem to lack self control when it comes to eating.
br herd, mark sanderson and br jackson in these are all very obese.. if they travel to poor places wearing their rolex watches and gold pinky rings the brothers there will surely wonder why they are so fat.. there are many scriptures talking about not being greedy and not gluttonous for food.. if they were really chosen by god as his channel on earth then why can’t they show the fruits of the spirit and show self control when it comes to being gluttonous?.
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moomanchu
Rattigan is a troll.
The GB are fat for the same reason the pope and many cardinal, bishops and priests are fat. They are lazy self absorbed pampered pigs.