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  Asked a JW" Great Responses"

  by Beans in

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  so i asked my sister a few questions and here is what i got!.

  -will black people turn white and speak hebrew in the new system?she laughed and said she never heard that before,april 1 1914 watchtower:all men privledged to live in that new world would return to man`s original state,including man`s original colour and language.. -why can the witnesses have blood transfusions in bulgaria?oh i have never heard that before,but we are to abstain from blood but it is our own choice!what does that mean!

  so if a jw was to choose a transfusion i`m sure he would be dfd?.

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  I would bet on it because I CAN BET!!!$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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  Apostate Tours!!!

  by Beans in

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  im thinking of a new business venture "the apostate tour company".

  we could visit very symbolic places of interest for the so called "apostates"starting off at the bar we would have a few pints and whisky to consult the spirits with a ceremonial toast.after we get a little wired we would get on the apostate bus and head over to see the grave site of pastor russell and on the way partake in a ceremonial weedfest.upon arriving we would all have our pictures taken beside the cross on the pyramid of this great leader.our next venture would be the headquarters in ny to see where all the little stories are made up and check out all the hot sisters and brothers.we could end our tour at the hotel having a wild party and participate in worldly drinking games while engaging in gross sexual misconduct1.

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  Im thinking of a new business venture "The Apostate Tour Company"
  We could visit very symbolic places of interest for the so called "Apostates"starting off at the bar we would have a few pints and whisky to consult the spirits with a ceremonial toast.After we get a little wired we would get on the Apostate bus and head over to see the grave site of Pastor Russell and on the way partake in a ceremonial Weedfest.Upon arriving we would all have our pictures taken beside the cross on the pyramid of this great leader.Our next venture would be the headquarters in NY to see where all the little stories are made up and check out all the hot sisters and brothers.We could end our tour at the hotel having a wild party and participate in worldly drinking games while engaging in gross sexual misconduct1

  What do you think?

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  Asked a JW" Great Responses"

  by Beans in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i asked my sister a few questions and here is what i got!.

  -will black people turn white and speak hebrew in the new system?she laughed and said she never heard that before,april 1 1914 watchtower:all men privledged to live in that new world would return to man`s original state,including man`s original colour and language.. -why can the witnesses have blood transfusions in bulgaria?oh i have never heard that before,but we are to abstain from blood but it is our own choice!what does that mean!

  so if a jw was to choose a transfusion i`m sure he would be dfd?.

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  Terafera:
  Is that your pic it kinda looks like Barbie(she`s hot)or a chick from a video game?I sent you an e-mail with a response.
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  Asked a JW" Great Responses"

  by Beans in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i asked my sister a few questions and here is what i got!.

  -will black people turn white and speak hebrew in the new system?she laughed and said she never heard that before,april 1 1914 watchtower:all men privledged to live in that new world would return to man`s original state,including man`s original colour and language.. -why can the witnesses have blood transfusions in bulgaria?oh i have never heard that before,but we are to abstain from blood but it is our own choice!what does that mean!

  so if a jw was to choose a transfusion i`m sure he would be dfd?.

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  Terafera:
  Great points,my sister brought out this Reasoning book and was looking for relations to these early quotes but they weren`t in there!
  I was looking at this book and it is very interesting I think it was page 327 where they talk about how ather religions are bad and Hypocritical I was on the floor laughing my ass off!

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  Where is the Truth???????

  by BC in

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  i studied with the jws for a number of years and i found that on your doorstep they were the friendliest people in the world, but the firsrt time i stepped into the kh, with the exception of a few they didn't want to know!!!!!!!!!

  i sat on a chair alone for the whole of most meetings, sometimes i even had a whole row to myself.. i then began to realise that i was only a statistic on a monthly report card.

  in other words if someone was pioneering or it was raining they only had to come and see me to make their hours up.. question the blood issue and they will walk past your house with their heads down and push your magazines through the letter box when they know you are out to avoid seeing you.. i love my family, but according to the jws my lovely husband, my children and my grandaughter who i love more than life itself have no chance in the new system.

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  Please choose your family they will always be there for you.If creation is true and there is such a thing as a New System (Which I don`t believe in)and you are a good person you`ll be included!

  If god is real how stupid is this guy why didn`t he make it a perfect world when he started instead of making it a big experimentfor his own joy?
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  Asked a JW" Great Responses"

  by Beans in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so i asked my sister a few questions and here is what i got!.

  -will black people turn white and speak hebrew in the new system?she laughed and said she never heard that before,april 1 1914 watchtower:all men privledged to live in that new world would return to man`s original state,including man`s original colour and language.. -why can the witnesses have blood transfusions in bulgaria?oh i have never heard that before,but we are to abstain from blood but it is our own choice!what does that mean!

  so if a jw was to choose a transfusion i`m sure he would be dfd?.

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  So I asked my sister a few questions and here is what I got!
  -Will black people turn white and speak Hebrew in the new system?She laughed and said she never heard that before,April 1 1914 Watchtower:All men privledged to live in that new world would return to man`s original state,including man`s original colour and language.
  -Why can the witnesses have blood transfusions in Bulgaria?Oh I have never heard that before,but we are to abstain from blood but it is our own choice!WHAT DOES THAT MEAN! So if a JW was to choose a transfusion I`m sure he would be DFD?
  -Has the WTBTS ever said that the world will come to an end? Oh no! Then I read her the quotes and she seemed very puzzled.
  -I also showed her some pictures of old articles with the cross on them,Oh I`ve never seen that before!
  -I also asked what about the great flood,was the world covered in salt or fresh water and how did the fish survive? Oh I`m not sure.
  -She was also unaware that the society said that they knew where the almighty lived on Alcyone in the Pleiadic stars(1891 Thy Kingdom Come) and then officially said it wasn`t in the 1953 Watchtower.
  -Why was the WTBTS a member of the UN`s NGO`s?Oh they probably just wanted to sit in on the discussions to see what was goin on in the world.

  So many questions so many uncertanties,well at least i got her thinking!

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  I was scared of apostates.....

  by terafera in

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  the only experience i've had with 'apostates' was when i was 7 years old.

  i was visiting family across the states and we went to a district assembly.

  i remember a group of people outside with signs and billboards.

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  I left 17 years ago at 16 and I didn`t even know what one was until four months ago and how this was the "BIG THREAT" !!!
  After asking my sister(JW)some questions quoting the Watchtower it seems to be a great response for them like"Oh is that from an apostate web site?"No it`s a direct quote from the Watchtower!

  Beans,"If you don`t have anything good to say say it often" Ed the Sock!!!
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  25 Pick up Lines for Witnesses

  by sawthelight in

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  subject: 25 pick up lines for witnesses .

  1. nice bible.

  2. do you mind if we pray?

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  Beans

  I forgot which Watchtower this was in? Could someone direct me to the year page and publication,or was this in the secret book?

  Beans
  If you don`t have something good to say say it often! "Ed the Sock"
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  Open Letter To The Governing Body

  by Outaservice in

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  dear brothers,.

  i noticed the front page article in the february, 2002 our kingdom ministry is entitled 'the happiest people on earth'!.

  is this a misprint?

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  Outaservice:
  Great name! I also recall once when there was a no show and everybody was happy to leave early.At first you could feel the tension in the air as we all waited for the elder to show up and then when it was announced that we were going to go right to the Watchtower study excitement filled the air!Yeah were out early!!!!

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  Ignorant Judgemental CO's and DO's

  by Scully in

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  badwillie wrote the following experience about an ignorant comment from a do:.

  case in point:.

  a friend received a full scholarship from a local college to study to become a veternarian.

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  Sorry Brother I never got to meet this great individual,but I do know Jack Daniels weve had some good times together you`ll have to come over to meet him soon!
  Beans ,Merriads and Merriads of brothers!!!!!