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  how many JW on this site

  by happy man in

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  the name of the site, jehovas vittness.com?.

  well sure we must have permission to say what we fell here, cant understan that ex say that this is ther site,.

  havent they red the heading.

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  Beans

  We welcome all especially the current sekt members,for they will see that those who have left are not all evil! Perhaps light can be shed on issues you are not aware of in the organization!

  www.Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

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  Single at 40 .JW virgins.

  by sleepy in

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  come on admit it, if you were brought up a witness you were dead scared that you were going to end up like the men you saw prowling the assembles and congregations looking for wives.. there would always be men and women in there 30's and 40 who had never had a boy or girl friend.. i used to know quite a few.. the horror of their lives shocks me.. now i not dissing anyone who has chosen not to marry that is their choice.but these people i know want to meet someone and get married.. but the bad news is that the older they get the harder it is to find a wife .what makes it worse is that the choice is so limited.. many of these grown men are even affraid of women .

  why?.

  because they are taught that even to look at a woman is to commit imorality let alone talk to one.. i knew a brother who had never had a girl friend , he was about 26 at the time.now a sister asks to go out with him so he accepts.quite soon she wants to hold his hand.. this brother now tells her off, for in the family book it says holding hands is only for people who are going to get married.. he doesn't go out with such a spiritually weak sister again.. what has the socity done to these peoples lives.. many people who were once happy teenagers hoping to meet the wife or husband of their dreams are now approaching 40 or even older and have never even had a girlfriend.theri only hope is the new system and i don't want to breack the news to them but its not coming.

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  Give me a 40 year old Virgin and then lock the door because I`m not coming out for a week!
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  Great Joke to play on a DUB

  by Beans in

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  this is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but i was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a jw.what we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.when dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.. so as you know how much the jw`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!

  !i think the assembly location would be best with a full house of dub`s.

  beans

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  Scully :Great story!That Bunny is making me dizzy though!

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  This happend in our congregation about the UN

  by caballoSentado in

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  dear friends.

  this is my story (in development).... firstly, since my native language is spanish, bear with any erros in writing & simple sentences, please.. i a jw 45 years old, married, 2 sons (15 & 10 y.o.

  ) and a girl (2 y.o.).

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  www.Quotes.JehovahsWitnesses.com

  This is a great site and will help you very much!
  Ciao
  Beans
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  The Shower Test

  by closer2fine in

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  the shower test .

  your best partner in life will be those who chose a) chest and e) privates.

  your best partner in life will be those who chose b) face and d) hair.

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  Finally after 33 years of life I now realize that I am a loser,I always put my shower gel on my shoulders because they are so big the soap sits on them coupled in my muscles conviently.Never did I realize this would portray my life situation,THANKS Closer2fine you have made my life complete!
  Hey does polishing the cane count as a wash or a shine?

  Beans
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  Doctor beggs family for transfusion

  by Beans in

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  i heard old story today about a doctor in a toronto hospital who had an 18 year old guy in his er room who was in a tragic car accident and was in need of blood.the doctor was informed that the boy was a jw and he went out to the parents and pleaded on his knees to let him give him the blood.after his attempts informing them he would die the parents still stuck to there guns in his frustration the doctor screamed "ok then fuck you" and left with his hands tied knowing he could do nothing.well the young man died!.

  how could any parent do that?i don`t call this a religious belief i call it murder refusing ones right to life.. beans

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  This happened at East York General Hospital between 1986-1989 when my friend just started nursing there!

  I would never lead you down the wrong path sister!
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  Great Joke to play on a DUB

  by Beans in

  1. social
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  this is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but i was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a jw.what we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.when dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.. so as you know how much the jw`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!

  !i think the assembly location would be best with a full house of dub`s.

  beans

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  Your right SLIP it is almost a perfect plan,how would you stop all the servers from singing?I love that new porn flick TR!Hey Almost there I haven`t heard CHI CHI`s restaurant in about 12 years,is there still one where you are?

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  Doctor beggs family for transfusion

  by Beans in

  1. watchtower
  2. medical

  i heard old story today about a doctor in a toronto hospital who had an 18 year old guy in his er room who was in a tragic car accident and was in need of blood.the doctor was informed that the boy was a jw and he went out to the parents and pleaded on his knees to let him give him the blood.after his attempts informing them he would die the parents still stuck to there guns in his frustration the doctor screamed "ok then fuck you" and left with his hands tied knowing he could do nothing.well the young man died!.

  how could any parent do that?i don`t call this a religious belief i call it murder refusing ones right to life.. beans

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  I heard old story today about a Doctor in a Toronto Hospital who had an 18 year old guy in his ER room who was in a tragic car accident and was in need of blood.The Doctor was informed that the boy was a JW and he went out to the parents and pleaded on his knees to let him give him the blood.After his attempts informing them he would die the parents still stuck to there guns in his frustration the Doctor screamed "Ok then Fuck You" and left with his hands tied knowing he could do nothing.Well the young man died!

  How could any parent do that?I don`t call this a religious belief I call it MURDER refusing ones right to life.

  Beans
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  Great Joke to play on a DUB

  by Beans in

  1. social
  2. humour

  this is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but i was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a jw.what we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.when dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.. so as you know how much the jw`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!

  !i think the assembly location would be best with a full house of dub`s.

  beans

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  Beans

  This is something that we do at hockey tournaments as a joke but I was thinking how much fun it would be to play on a JW.What we do is in a restauraunt when were all sitting down someone tells the waitress that it is someones birthday when there gone to the can or sitting at another table.When dinner is done and time for desert a stream of waitresses and waiters come and sing to the surprised person and it`s not even there birthday but play along anyways.

  So as you know how much the JW`s like to go out to dinner after the assemblies and Halloween,scope out these places plant the info on the waitress and sit back and watch you`ll be on the floor laughing your ass off!!!I think the assembly location would be best with a full house of DUB`s

  Beans
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  JW 11 Greatest FEARS

  by JT in

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  note: the following phobias may be hazardous to your health!.

  in fact many would say that these are a jw greatest fear either one of them or a combination of all of them.

  just something for your files.

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  #12 Fear of Self Gratification

  Beans