Posts by JK666

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Suggestions on how to properly get disfellowshiped

by IreallydidwalkoutofaKH in

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here is how i would like to get df'd.

during the service meeting of cource the announcement would be made.

i would like to walk in the meeting during the song (preferably..."then they will know") leading up to the the announcements and walk to my seat in the front of the kingdom hall dressed as darth vader.

JK666

Tell the elders to go f**k themselves.

That ought to do it.

JK

60

My seperation/Divorce up-date. Un-believable what she wants!

by Witness 007 in

my wife asked for a seperation last week.

she rattles off a huge list of wrong things, like dress better when going out {wear a jacket?

} and be more ambitious like her since she would have been a millioniare if i wasn't holding her back?

JK666

W007,

Worry about covering your ass now, another love will come along later. I promise!

GET A LAWYER NOW!

JK

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My seperation/Divorce up-date. Un-believable what she wants!

by Witness 007 in

my wife asked for a seperation last week.

she rattles off a huge list of wrong things, like dress better when going out {wear a jacket?

} and be more ambitious like her since she would have been a millioniare if i wasn't holding her back?

JK666

DO NOT MOVE OUT.

GET A LAWYER NOW.

Remember her and money, do you even think she would pay you the first weeks rent. Oh, hell no!

JK

31

What new fruits/veggies/foods have you tried? We tried Pepino Melon...yum!

by FreedomFrog in

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friends

each shopping trip, i get one new veggie/fruit or new dish and we (me and the kids) will taste test things.

we've found many things we've liked doing this.

tonight we just tried a pepino melon and it was very good.

JK666

Star fruit is good for a change of pace.

alt

JK

13

It's one of THOSE days

by Nosferatu in

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friends

i just need somewhere to bitch.

i usually bitch with other people at work, but they have lots of meetings going on today, so i'm stuck muttering to myself.

got an email this morning that we're finally getting our review and raises next week.

JK666

nos,

Life sucks, dude, all over!

An anthem for us:

(with speakers loud, without children present)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_eCIjr1Mb0&feature=related

JK

34

cheating on you Feild service time

by Iwonder17 in

i'm curious how many people do this and what is the most that you ever wrote down that you didn't do?.

my highest was 12 when i only went out 1 hour .

JK666

I was honest, although sometimes creative, until this incident:

I decided to auxillary pioneer one month while on layoff. Halfway through the month, my car had a major breakdown, and I had to remove the transmission and fix it myself. It was the dead of winter, and a miserable week and a half until I got it back up and running. I ended up getting a little more than half of the 60 hours I was supposed to get in, and honestly reported my hours. The freaking elders were jerks about it, and did not cut me any slack. From that point forward, I gave myself latitude to fill in the blanks with whatever I wanted.

JK

33

Where do you

by John Doe in

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friends

see yourself in 10 years?

will you be drastically different than you are now?

what are you doing to work towards your future?

JK666

I will be ten years older.

How depressing! Thanks a lot, JD!

JK

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Another new guy from TX

by Texman55 in

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friends

howdy all, i just happened to be in your neighborhood and thought i'd ring your doorbell to tell you the good news about jehovah's kingdom, and if you don't believe every damn word of it you're going to die a horrible death real soon m*th*rf*ck*r thought i'd say howdy.. like it says on my profile, i wasted my vulnerable teen years in the watchtower bible and crap society, and it nearly killed me.

funny thing is, i wasnt coerced into it by my family, they were all worldly (well except for a very eccentric old great uncle that nobody liked or visited) and thought i was out of my fucking mind to join up with that jw shit.. which i was.

understandably, because my parents drank too much, there were truly horrible fights every night at home, a very bitter divorce when i was 10, and only child me was trapped in the middle of all that with no one to turn to.