Posts by JK666

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Wactower rags in employee restroom....

by ex-nj-jw in

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i went into the employee rest room and saw wactower rags on the chair.

i promptly ripped them into little pieces and threw them away!.

i feel so good and i'm sure the person that left them will know it was me.

JK666

Left in a restroom??????????????

If that happened in a men's room, I am sure they would be under the Playboy's and Hustler's.

JK

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Sexless Marriages Could Threre Be a Direct Link by Being Raised JW?

by okiesooner1966 in

i would like start by saying i having been married twice.

the first time i married a girl who was also raised a jw, sex was great when we first got married but after a couple of years it almost completely stopped.

the marriage did not last much longer i thought it was because we just grew apart and i became uninterested.

JK666

Oh boy, this is one subject that can get me fired up! I will try to behave because this is not in the adult section.

First of all, I do believe that being raised in the "Troof" has something to do with it. If you listed to all of the tripe that the dole out on sex, you are going to have a screwed up view of sex. And then you have elders taking what was said and adding their opinion to it (with their 20-60 point IQ).

The Wac-tower give all kinds of counsel on how NOT to have sex. They also give counsel on how dating is bad unchaperoned. How if you do date, and you kiss passionately, it is unclean and could be a disfellowshipping offense. That sex is only for procreation. That, if you are married, you have to "render your due" to your mate.

Wow, thats enough to turn you on, isn't it! No wonder a lot of JW's have no understanding of sex in a loving relationship.

Things that the Wac-tower never told you and you need to know:

1. FOREPLAY - Dude, if you do not take time, and enjoy this - your sex life is going to be a lot of flying solo. The GB is full of crap, mouth stimulation can and is a lot of fun for both parties. Give her an o or two before you climb aboard, and she will look forward to it. Trust me on this one.

2. IT IS NOT DIRTY. Yum yum!

3. IT IS ENJOYABLE FOR A REASON AND GOD DOESN"T HATE YOU FOR DOING IT! Destroy the negative messages.

4. IF YOU ARE A SELFISH JERK ABOUT SEX, YOU ARE PROBABLY A SELFISH JERK THE REST OF THE TIME. Analyze yourself. The Society doesn't teach much about personal accountability. Do not be selfish in anything. Work hard to BE a good husband, not to LOOK like a good husband. In the long run it is easier.

Good luck, I am done with my work here.

JK - the love doctor

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I'm giving birth...

by Nosferatu in

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...to my very first kidney stone!

man does it ever suck.

the dizzyness is pissing me off.

JK666

OUCH! Enjoy the opiates.

I like the poem, how loving.

JK

Get well soon!

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Did you taste the "Goodness of Jehovah's Organisation" ?

by truthseeker in

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if you can answer yes to the following questions.... .

1) did you have a full share in the ministry?

2) did you have a desire to do more?

JK666

It tasted like tainted KoolAid.

JK

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The Racing Review. Is Nvr Fading?

by Clam in

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the racing review and form guide.

nevergoingback 271. greendawn 211. tula 206. changeling 195. jk666 154. gopher 138. bfd 134. sweetstuff 133. sweetface 116 .

the latest figures show competition is hotting up.

JK666

10 to 1! I am a long shot. That could be good with fiilies like sweetstuff and sweetface in the race.

A dirty minded stallion I am.

JK

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Well what a hypocrite!

by dobbie in

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can't believe it, i have been shunned by my hubbys family for d'aing and no other 'offence', and one of the members who i have mentioned before told me if i left they'd still speak etc and then went back on it, turns out they have been cheating with different partners(men and women) for over two years, yet only last week this person told my hubby i'd done wrong by leaving and so they couldn't associate with me!

also she is staying with her jw best friend despite this and none of her friends are shunning her but are really pally!, if she doesn't get d'fd for this when she's admitted it could happen again i will go mad!

sorry but i think this is such a joke, all this time and making me feel bad and this person is up to this behind her hubbys and kids backs!

JK666

Dobbie,

It is amazing how a JW lying in the gutter can look down on others. I agree with BFD, shun this flake back. Also, about doing the elders, they say incest is best.

JK

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More Silly Speech ...

by compound complex in

with thanks to clam for getting the rall bolling:.

1) magnificence: big coins.. 2) cantaloupe: inability to run away with paramour.. 3) familiar: truth-challenged relative.. 4) majority: smallish military officer.. 5) lollygag: candy stick down one's throat.. 6) lohengrin: squat squab smiling.. 7) noachian: absence of pain.. 8) lordship: noble boat.. 9) parapets: man's best friend times two.. 10) adverse: to increase length of poem.. .

please join in!.