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  SURVIVAL INTO A NEW EARTH Quote - what was it and where is it?

  by VM44 in

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  2. beliefs

  just a few days ago someone posted here a very good quote from the 1984 survival into a new earth book.

  it contained a statement that was just flat out wrong.

  i remembered thinking that it was a very good quote to have for reference.. of course, now i can't find the thread, and can't remember the quote!!!!.

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  Kaput

  Here's another good one to stick on your door, AuldSoul. It's from The Approaching Peace of a Thousand Years brochure (1969):

  Soon now six milleniums of his (Satan) wicked exploiting of mankind as his slaves will end, within the lifetime of the generation that has witnessed world events since the close of the Gentile Times in 1914 till now, according to the prophetic words of Jesus in Matthew 24:34. Would not, then, the end of six milleniums of mankind's laborious enslavement under Satan the Devil be the fitting time for Jehovah God to usher in a Sabbath millenium for all his human creatures? Yes, indeed!
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  What happens if someone gets sick at an Assembly?

  by MinisterAmos in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i keep meaning to ask one of the super dubs this question, but i'm afraid it will "stumble" them.

  in the weeks before assembly we are given the list of do's and don'ts at ministry school.

  one of the instructions is always something like "if you notice that a person has become ill (has an attack etc.

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  Kaput

  We always had a sister present at the assemblies who was a nurse, with a brother available to assist. Haven't attended for a couple of years, so I don't know if they've switched to using EMT wannabies.
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  What has been your response with telling "devout" JW's about the UN scandal

  by booker-t in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  i was talking to a elderly jw's lady at the donut shop the other day and i brought up the un and the wt scandal.

  this woman told me that i was lying and that jw's leaders would never be apart of a "satanic" org as the un.

  she said that "apostates" are spreading vivious lies about jw's and are only telling half truths.

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  They should apologise and have said sorry, we have made a mistake.

  You need to do more research. Do you "honestly" think it was a mistake that the GB entered into a ten year relationship with the UN after Jehovah directed His "faithful and discreet slave" to teach His people that the UN is "the blasphemous counterfeit of God's Messianic Kingdom by His Prince of Peace, Jesus Christ" (Revelation -- Its Grand Climax At Hand book, page 248, paragraph 9)? And that the UN was "the disgusting thing that causes desolation" (October 1, 1985 WT)? And that "God's prophetic Word shows that the United Nations organization with its member nations 'will battle with the Lamb [Christ in Kingdom power], but, because he is Lord of lords and King of kings, the Lamb will conquer them.'" (June 1, 1991 WT)? We were continually hammered with this information about the UN during WT studies, book studies, public talks, ministry school assignments, and assembly programs over decades. We R&F were brainwashed, but I guess the "masters of our faith" weren't, eh?
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  How old are you?

  by DigitalFokus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know it says your age next to your name but alot of people did not put in the info.

  so i am curious .

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  Kaput

  Almost a year and a half.
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  News flash for Watch Tower!

  by Quotes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (since i suspect i am being watched to ensure my compliance to the terms of the settlement agreement, i thought i would take advantage of the captive audience) .

  hey!

  watch tower!

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  Hey! Watch Tower! Big News! Alaska joined the Union of the United States of America in 1959!

  Don't forget Hawaii.
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  News flash for Watch Tower!

  by Quotes in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  (since i suspect i am being watched to ensure my compliance to the terms of the settlement agreement, i thought i would take advantage of the captive audience) .

  hey!

  watch tower!

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  Kaput

  At the risk of hijacking my own fluff thread, DelTheFunkyHomosapien, I am in lust with your avatar.

  Let's keep it on-topic, O.K.?
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  Strange Song about JW's

  by drew sagan in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i remember a friend telling me about this song around 8 years ago.

  it was right when i first got involved in the jw's.

  it's a pretty strange song, one that was obviously written by someone that didn't know much about jehovah's witnesses.

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  Kaput

  I don't like this kind of stuff, but since it's about JW's I figured somebody had to put it up on the board.

  Thank you for sharing, drew.
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  What's your favorite fast food restaurant?

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  harveys .

  burger king .

  mc donalds .

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  Kaput

  I guess you like to experience "Napoleon's Revenge", n'est-ce pas?
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  WTS: NO MORE BOUND VOLUMES AFTER THIS YEAR!

  by Mary in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i just found out today (from my sister) that crooklyn will not be making any more bound volumes of the watchtower or awake magazines after this year------instead, they're all going to be on audio tape only.

  she does not have a computer so i generously

  i think this could very well be yet another tactic of the gb trying to keep a lid on their "embarassing" quotes of yesterday.

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  Kaput

  I think this is all unsubstantiated rumor.

  Don't be a kill-joy!
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  Put a caption to the photo's . . . . .

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. humour

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  all taken from the 2003 convention at the millenium stadium in cardiff.

  the phrase "rattling about" comes to mind.

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  Kaput

  
  Aaaannnnnd coming down the backstretch......it's Lady's Choice by a length...