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  Society gets New Light™ on UN?

  by under_believer in

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  i have been doing some research recently on the society's most recent teachings and statements about the united nations.

  as we all know, the society has made some very extreme, very negative statements about the united nations in the past, even as recently as 1999: *** dp chap.

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  Kaput

  They could give a rat's ass about wild beasts . . . that's not why they're Witnesses.

  But that IS why they're Witlesses!
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  I think they after me now!!!

  by flag in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  2 days ago i received a phone call from an elder that recently moved to the cong i was in.. this elder is the type that feels that he is a big shot!

  he gives parts in dc and ca's.. he asked me if he can come to visit, i told him that my husband had to be present and he had to call in advance to make an appointment.. this elder is so obnoxious and treat women as a 2nd class citizens.

  any suggestions?.

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  Kaput

  Wait...can you get DF'd for kicking an elder in the balls?

  Only if he has any.
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  I realize people hear lack faith, Can't change them, but may this will help

  by jw in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  the apostle paul told the christians in the ancient city of philippi: "this is what i continue praying, that your love may abound yet more and more with accurate knowledge and full discernment.

  philippians 1:9

  similarly, accurate knowledge is needed for you to be motivated to believe in god.

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  Kaput

  I think he means Satomail.
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  A NEW Flock book has been released, with notes by a Presiding Overseer

  by Elsewhere in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  for several years there has been available a pay attention to yourselves and to the flock book in pdf and html format.

  this book has proven to be extremely valuable in exposing the morally questionable activities of the watchtower society.

  now we have a new version that is even more valuable because it contains the hand-written notes of a presiding overseer, some notes as recent as late 2005. these notes are frequently dictated to elders by a circuit overseer or district overseer in order to avoid liability (the wts can deny every giving such instructions).

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  Kaput

  The book was obtained by an operative of the elite Mission Apostate Force (MAF) who infiltrated the records depository of a local unit of the nefarious WATCHTOWER Corporation. Unfortunately, the actions of this operative were discovered by an unknown third party who exposed his true identity. The operative was liquidated by WATCHTOWER agents soon after his identity was revealed. --VM44

  Hmmmm...sounds like MI 4 is in the works.
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  Article re New Members of The Governing Body

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this weeks study mag, march 15th has on page 26 an article re.

  the new members, anthony morris and geoffrey w jackson .

  both are men believed to be in their fifties who joined bethel in 2002 or 2006. they both came from the the "nethanim class" of helpers to the gb .. * w92 4/15 p. 31 announcement ***therefore it has been decided to invite several helpers, mainly from among the great crowd, to share in the meetings of each of the governing body committees, that is, the personnel, publishing, service, teaching, and writing committees.

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  Kaput

  Not going to be easy post-cremation BUT on the plus side, easier for them to go out in FS. Obviously in a group.

  Yeah....stacked like cordwood and delivered to the door.
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  What kind of funeral will you have?

  by MsMcDucket in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i know that this is a morbid topic, but i often wonder what kind of funeral that i should have.

  i mean, i'm not associated with any religion.

  i don't want a preacher there speaking about the afterlife or trying to recruit followers.

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  Kaput

  oh, and make sure you all use up the rest of my bulk buy paints on the walls.

  Some Peter Max-type stuff O.K.? Always dug the 60's art.
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  Article re New Members of The Governing Body

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this weeks study mag, march 15th has on page 26 an article re.

  the new members, anthony morris and geoffrey w jackson .

  both are men believed to be in their fifties who joined bethel in 2002 or 2006. they both came from the the "nethanim class" of helpers to the gb .. * w92 4/15 p. 31 announcement ***therefore it has been decided to invite several helpers, mainly from among the great crowd, to share in the meetings of each of the governing body committees, that is, the personnel, publishing, service, teaching, and writing committees.

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  Kaput

  Funny how Jehovah lowers his standards that way ain't it?

  That's correct-o-mundo Gumdude. Just like lower hours for pioneers, blood fractions can be used, college is O.K. now....yadda-yadda-yadda. They'll probably find some way to "spin" infant baptisms if the numbers go down enough...maybe even baptize the dead like the Mormons do.
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  Article re New Members of The Governing Body

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this weeks study mag, march 15th has on page 26 an article re.

  the new members, anthony morris and geoffrey w jackson .

  both are men believed to be in their fifties who joined bethel in 2002 or 2006. they both came from the the "nethanim class" of helpers to the gb .. * w92 4/15 p. 31 announcement ***therefore it has been decided to invite several helpers, mainly from among the great crowd, to share in the meetings of each of the governing body committees, that is, the personnel, publishing, service, teaching, and writing committees.

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  Kaput

  Or does the fact that I'm the biggest "apostate" in my state mean I might not get in?

  Uhhhh.....yeah.
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  Article re New Members of The Governing Body

  by BluesBrother in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  this weeks study mag, march 15th has on page 26 an article re.

  the new members, anthony morris and geoffrey w jackson .

  both are men believed to be in their fifties who joined bethel in 2002 or 2006. they both came from the the "nethanim class" of helpers to the gb .. * w92 4/15 p. 31 announcement ***therefore it has been decided to invite several helpers, mainly from among the great crowd, to share in the meetings of each of the governing body committees, that is, the personnel, publishing, service, teaching, and writing committees.

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  Kaput

  I see new light down the road

  I see all green lights for the Borg-mobile.
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  What did YOU do during the downtime?

  by LittleToe in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  so, if i'm not much mistaken jwd was just down for over 24 hours - the longest time i can remember in over four years of posting here.

  these things happen - c'est la vie.. so what did you do during this time?

  did you suffer the dts?

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  Kaput

  Busy working overtime to try to make up for some of the shortfall while a dub.