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  Where are Gumby and Mary?

  by UnConfused in

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  just saying i have noticed them not around the last few days.

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  Kaput

  They're shackin' up, Unconfused. (Keep it on the QT.)
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  Please say hello to my wife.

  by nicolaou in

  1. social
  2. family

  i've been posting here for quite a long time, so long in fact that it just doesn't feel right that my wife isn't a part of it.

  earlier today i created an account for her with the username heron, she'll know why.

  i'm not sure if my wife will ever post here but i would feel much more comfortable knowing she is aware that i do.. this is the one post i am going to ask her to read.. so, i'd really appreciate it if you could say hello to my lovely wife.

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  Kaput

  Hi Heron!

  Looking forward to your first post!
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  Give a JW answer to a question..................

  by JH in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  you surely noticed that the jw's have an answer to everything.. question: my dad died.

  jw answer: he will probably resurrect .

  question: i don't feel well.

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  I may lose my job. What should I do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  I lost my job. What should I do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  I still don't have a job. What should I do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  My wife just lost her job. What should we do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  My wife and I have been out of work for 3 months and now the bank's taking the house. What should we do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  We're living out of our car. What should we do?

  Response: Pray to Jehovah.

  We're staying at a Salvation Army shelter. What does this mean?

  Response: It means your prayers have been answered.
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  How did you choose your avatar or board name?

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  new boy.

  it is what they call new guys at bethel.

  its a way the guys, who have been there awile (like over a year) to put you down.................if you are a new boy you don't know how the organization really works.. one of my favorite new boy stories is about lyman swingle gb.. lunch in the 124 lower dining room 1973. lyman swingle table head said to a new black bethelite........"boy would you pass me the potatos?

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  I'm getting no calls from any of the single ladys on the board .........

  Probably cuz you look like a 'young' Ted Jarascz standing in front of Rosslyn Chapel....a scary combo, I might add.
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  Raymond Franz is back in WTS ?

  by Ancientofdays in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  a friend of mine (still an active jw) is quite sure that r.franz is back into wts.

  from his point of view, an evidence is that he never published the 2nd part of isocf, even if it was announced in the first isocf.

  i'm quite sure this is a nonsense , but you may help me with some information.

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  I heard that Rutherford has been resurrected and has moved into Bethsarim.

  Did you hear if his wife and kid joined him?
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  How did you choose your avatar or board name?

  by new boy in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  new boy.

  it is what they call new guys at bethel.

  its a way the guys, who have been there awile (like over a year) to put you down.................if you are a new boy you don't know how the organization really works.. one of my favorite new boy stories is about lyman swingle gb.. lunch in the 124 lower dining room 1973. lyman swingle table head said to a new black bethelite........"boy would you pass me the potatos?

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  Kaput

  what was the maximum I could get away without breaking board rules.

  stillajwexelder --- I think 90 ZZZZZZ is the maximum.

  'Kaput' is the state of my relationship with Joe Hovah & his miscreant borganization. The lone wolf symbolizes individualism.
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  Who runs the WBT$ legal department.

  by 5go in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  if this is the real power in the watchtower who are they.

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  The Shadow knows.
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  JW Site

  by sspo in

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  2. friends

  i don't know if you guys are familiar with this site but i thought would share it.

  http://www.theoshare.com/.

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  Kaput

  Wonder if they got the Society's permission.
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  Apostates do you still read Watchtower literature? And if so Why do you?

  by booker-t in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  i was just wondering how many ex-jws still read wt literature and if so why.

  i have noticed alot of posters here know what the lastest wt or awake magazines are talking about and i was just wondering why do you bother to read that stuff since you left the wt?

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  Kaput

  I enjoy the UN articles.
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  My Kingdom Hall is near extinction!!

  by RULES & REGULATIONS in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  our kingdom hall was started in 1973 with only 3 families totaling 13 people.it grew to 85 members in the early 90's and that's because many were related to these 3 families.with older members dying,the young leaving when they reach 18, 5 divorces and many disfellowshipped,the congregation is down to 26 members.talk about low morale.

  where is jehovah's blessing now?

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  Of course it took a "Worldly" to point out to me that it is the good stuff that falls thru and moves on while the crap gets stuck in the sifter.

  BONEZZ ---

  Nice work. I'm going to mark you "GOOD" on "Fitting Illustrations" and ask you to move on to your next point of counsel.