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  Had a micro-apostafest this weekend!

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  me, wife and our two kids went to mastodon's home (he and his wife are wonderful hosts!

  ) where we ate delicious roasted pork, rice and beans...and beer!

  it was all pretty cool--it felt so nice to talk openly about all these things that bother us, but also have fun while doing so.. we did the usual stuff all apostates do, you know, sacrificed puppies to baal, plotted the annihilation of all jehovah's witnesses, and designed a megabomb to be planted in the wt buildings.. yeah, right.

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  Dear Reverend, I wish to inform you that I found your lost underwear, it was between the sofa cushions. >:)
  
  No but seriously,we had a blast. Your wife and kids are very cool. We were really happy to welcome you in our home, and you know for damn sure it ain't going to be the last time.
  
  I promise to wear the clown face next time.
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  Sorry?

  by RichieRich in

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  over the past few days... someone who i'm no longer associated with has been out on vendetta to discredit me.

  it started with a mass mail to my myspace friends, which caused nothing more than a few eyebrows to be raised.

  that was the reaction of people who know me in real life.

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  Mastodon

  I just have to say, regardless of what really happened, some people have WAY TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS and take the Internet and discussion boards way too seriously. I've seen it plenty of times on other boards and I think it's more than a little sad...
  
  So, even though I consider Richie a friend, I am not going to defend him. What difference would it make in his life, or in mine? NONE. None of us pay Richie's bill, none of us wear his shoes, so all of us should just shut the hell up. So let's say, for the sake of argument, that's his stories are BS, who the f*#k cares? what difference would that make? They sure have been entertaining.
  
  On the flip side, I am not going to attack Restrangled, even as I question who has time to go fishing for dirt, or whatever, about someone who has no bearing in his/her life. So, for the sake of argument, let's say that Restrangled's husband had to wait an extra hour for dinner while she did her investigation, who cares? Are you married to her? Are you hungry and still waiting for dinner while your wife's on the phone with some dude y'all don't know, talking smack about another dude y'all don't know? No you're not. So again, who cares?
  
  So while some people worry about who said/did what to whom, life goes on. And with so much shit that goes on everyday on our lives and all the shit we've been through in the past, I find it ironic and a little pathetic that a situation like this needs to be a 'scandal'.
  
  And as I look at the clock, I realize that I'm a bit pathetic too...
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  nvrgnbk - you can get them but usually more yellow than green. When we do find green ones we buy 'em and freeze them. Otherwise, Goya's frozen ones are decent enough to get you through the meal. :p
  
  Leolaia - the more the merrier!
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  Arroz, habichuelas colorás y tostones si conseguimos!
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  TTR, we'll eat some 'cuerito' for you!
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  Darkside, you're missing out! No snow and free 'perníl'.
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  It'll look something like this!
  
  
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  Mom's calling me...

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  ...and checking my spiritual status.. .

  first, she called me on thanksgiving day, and told me in a oddly warm tone, "i suppose you made turkey, right?

  " to which i replied in detail how i prepared it (mom's a cooking freak and she's great at it), and how i was amazed at how tender and rich it tasted, being the very first time i roast a turkey.

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  Mastodon

  ^^Aude: To Bethel?
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  Mastodon! Did ya kill the pig already?

  by Reverend Warhawk in

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  i'm not gonna eat anything waiting for it.

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  Mastodon

  The swine shall be smitten! Sunday... wifey has a lot of work on Saturday.
  I do recommend that you guys come with an empty tank.
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  to the JWD person who sends erynw hatemail

  by eclipse in

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  as much as i hate to make a new topic for a low-life like you - you need to read this.. there are people in this world who are born to hate and to suck the life from others.. those people are the blood-sucking parasites that thrive on hurting, and abusing others.. those people are rapists, pedophiles and sadistic sociopaths without any moral fiber or conscience.. you are among that classification of sub-human vermin devoid of empathy love or compassion.. you can quit telling eryn to die already.

  you can quit telling her that she can shoot herself in the head just because you are a friendless person without anyone to love them.. you are pathetic.

  people like you disgust me.

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  Mastodon

  Whoever it is, pray to whatever fictional character you want, that we don't find out who you are...