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  David Carradine commits suicide

  by John Doe in

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  http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-david-carradine-found-dead-bangkok-ap.

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  Mastodon

  I tell ya' that Hung-Fu is deadly... deadly!!!
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  Today's My Birthday

  by minimus in

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  my good friend says i'm the only guy he knows that tells everybody about his birthday.

  he says being a jehovah's witness really screwed me up/.

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  Mastodon

  Happy b-Day!!! Remember to blow... the candle I mean!
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  David Carradine commits suicide

  by John Doe in

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  http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-david-carradine-found-dead-bangkok-ap.

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  Mastodon

  was he practicing 'Hung-Fu'?
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  David Carradine commits suicide

  by John Doe in

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  http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-david-carradine-found-dead-bangkok-ap.

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  Mastodon

  A.E.A.- What a way to go!
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  Soooo it's my turn to screw someone's life up...

  by Mastodon in

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  as it seems i'm going to be a daddy for the first time!.

  go sperms!!

  !.

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  Mastodon

  I hear ya, I just know my mom's going to send us the Bible Stories book, which we will promptly throw away. If I want my ked to hear fictional horror stories I'll just rent a movie. :)

  After 7 months without speaking, I called my mother to tell her the news. She sounded kinda happy, of course she made a comment along the lines of: "Now a LOT of things are going to chenge, you'll see..." To which I replied: "Yup. A lot of things... except one!" :D
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  Soooo it's my turn to screw someone's life up...

  by Mastodon in

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  as it seems i'm going to be a daddy for the first time!.

  go sperms!!

  !.

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  Mastodon

  LOL, I have gotten that reaction more than once thx
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  Soooo it's my turn to screw someone's life up...

  by Mastodon in

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  as it seems i'm going to be a daddy for the first time!.

  go sperms!!

  !.

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  Mastodon

  as it seems I'm going to be a daddy for the first time!

  Go sperms!!!
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  Is anyone suffering from post-traumatic bitterness disorder?

  by BurnTheShips in

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  http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-bitterness25-2009may25,0,4544029.story.

  bitterness as mental illness?bitter behavior is so common and deeply destructive that some psychiatrists are urging it be identified as a mental illness under the name post-traumatic embitterment disorder.by shari roan.

  and, increasingly, psychiatrists know them.

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  People in my current profession are often bitter. That's the primary reason why I'm seeking to get out of it.

  Do you work in advertising by any chance? 'Cause I do and I'm just about ready to shoot myself.
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  Is anyone suffering from post-traumatic bitterness disorder?

  by BurnTheShips in

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  http://www.latimes.com/features/health/la-he-bitterness25-2009may25,0,4544029.story.

  bitterness as mental illness?bitter behavior is so common and deeply destructive that some psychiatrists are urging it be identified as a mental illness under the name post-traumatic embitterment disorder.by shari roan.

  and, increasingly, psychiatrists know them.

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  I am completely bitter, except for a few sweet spots here and there...
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  If Wolverine were a JW...

  by outofthebox in

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  elder: brother wolverine, we need to talk to you about something.... brother wolverine: what's it brother?.

  elder: if you want to be an ms, you need a haircut.

  we can't let you even pass the microphones if you doesn't loose that beard.

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  Mastodon

  Who's wolverine?

  You don't get out much, do you? That would certainly explain a lot...