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  I've got a crush on a TV Preacher! Pastor Melissa Scott

  by Terry in

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  quicklist6:46pastor melissa scott teaching on women speaking in the church part 1 - husbands wives ...pastor melissa scott teaching on women speaking in the church part 1 - husbands wives ...pastor melissa scott teaches from the los angeles university cathedral.

  this is one of five brief excerpts posted here drawn from her full, one ...7 months ago4,440 viewsinthebrokenplacespastor melissa scott teaching on women speaking in the church part 1 - husbands wives .... 6:46 august 05, 2009education.

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  Praise the lawd! That Pastor likes Bible Thumping, but she makes me want to go Bible Humping!
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  Give me a caption for this

  by OnTheWayOut in

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  "Watchtower Society-Breaking Child Labor Laws for Decades (and ther ain't shit you can do about it!)"
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  There is a God or Hell Froze Over. You Choose.

  by Robdar in

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  oprah has announced she is ending her talk show.

  .........i am so thankful to god at this moment...... .

  http://tv.yahoo.com/the-oprah-winfrey-show/show/32704/news/tv.accesshollywood.com/tv.accesshollywood.com-harpo-president-confirms-oprah-winfrey-ending-talk-show-run-network-tv.

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  That bitch still needs to pay for introducing Dr. Phil to the world...
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  "I don't want to be a...

  by mrsjones5 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  f***ing jehovah's witness you a**hole!

  i just came home from picking up my youngest son and heard my next door neighbor say that.

  this morning i thought i had seen a pair of jws walk by my door twice and i think they left something at her door.

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  My sentiments exactly...
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  A gun was pulled on my mum.

  by LouBelle in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  11 am in the morning, a very busy road, a very busy banks' parking lot.

  my mother walked down the stairs to her car and saw a masked man run around her car and come up to her.

  he pointed a gun at her chest.

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  I 've been held at gun point twice. My parents where thrown on the ground on the parking lot of a restaurant and held with a shotgun pointed at them. Thankfully none of us were hurt, but those instances showed us the ugly side of life. It's a feeling I don't wish on anyone (well, maybe one or two people :p)

  I'm sorry it happened to your mom, but I'm glad she's alright.
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  Can you Believe Some of the New Posters on Here?

  by lifelong humanist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in life, i usually trust new people, at least on face value, until i discover otherwise.

  yet, my normal belief system is now in doubt.

  i've just replied to a thread started by 'goldensky' - an alleged spanish lady with lots of history as an extremely devout jw in spain.

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  Uh, hi, two crunchy tacos, one chicken sope, and a pepsi, please.

  Hello?

  Hello?

  LOL. I always found it odd, when they portrayed hispanics in movies or TV, they could have perfectly good conversations in English, accent and all, but never mastered the use of the word 'sir'...
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  Is there any hope of you coming back to Jehovah?

  by LeftBehind in

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  my brother is a self proclaimed apostate.

  i see now that there is a wide variety of posters here.

  so to those that have left the witnesses what would it take to get you back?

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  I would go back if it could be proven that Jehovah actually exists and he's not the cruel, vindictive, murderous rage-aholic that is portrayed in the Bible...

  maybe
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  How Much Do WE Know About Africa

  by snowbird in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i realize that i run the risk of running this genre into the ground, but please indulge me this time.

  what is the former name of these african countries?.

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  Some of the things that I know about Africa is that, according to Sarah Palin, it's a country, not a continent.

  And it's a great song by Toto.
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  Can you Believe Some of the New Posters on Here?

  by lifelong humanist in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in life, i usually trust new people, at least on face value, until i discover otherwise.

  yet, my normal belief system is now in doubt.

  i've just replied to a thread started by 'goldensky' - an alleged spanish lady with lots of history as an extremely devout jw in spain.

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  So, if my native lanuage is Spanish I should write like this?:

  Hola mi name es Mastodón and I be new to dis bored, señor!

  Otherwise my story is not believable? That is just to damn funny...

  BTW, Spanish IS my native language so forgive me if I find this newbie's comments to be a little moronic.
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  "How to Kiss a Woman" by Captain Kirk

  by leavingwt in

  1. social
  2. humour

  be sure to watch the entire clip.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vuishm5kaq.

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  Denny Crane>James T. Kirk