I can take a crack at the Lyrics, specially after my hits, "Christmas Carols for JW's'
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How's this for an effective anti-Watchtower media campaign?
by nicolaou inbear with me, you'll soon see where this is going......... i was listening to radio 5 live (uk) this morning.
a chap was being interviewed about a campaign he has started in brighton to save his local football club and its ground - full story here.
what he and his friends have done is release a record!
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The Gay Elder
by Mastodon ini just heard from back home (puerto rico), about this elder i know (i was good friends with his daughter), that just got df'd for homosexuality.
this is how the story goes:
he was an elder for over 20 years and he even claimed to be of the "annointed class'.
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Well, apparently, the daugther's friend (the one having the affair) was probably in his late teens when it began and carried on for a couple of years. Not to be confused with my friend, who was also in his late teens. Maybe molested was not the right chioce of words, but the elder did come-on to him on various occasions and nobody believed him. And I don't understand what the big deal is about the 'brown trout' comment. It's just a joke, like saying travelling on the Hershey Highway, putting the letter in the mailbox or playing with the train and the tunnel. These are all gay-approved jokes, trust me on that one, and are completely harmless. Anyway, I've had love affairs with movie stars (in my mind) and never actually slept with any of them, that's why I felt the need to clarify. Remember, you're talking to a bipolar who forgot to take his anti-psychotic meds last night. As Murphy's Law states, never argue with a fool...people might not know the difference. : ) Rick
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The Gay Elder
by Mastodon ini just heard from back home (puerto rico), about this elder i know (i was good friends with his daughter), that just got df'd for homosexuality.
this is how the story goes:
he was an elder for over 20 years and he even claimed to be of the "annointed class'.
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Peace baby! You know how it is, it's all in good fun!
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The Gay Elder
by Mastodon ini just heard from back home (puerto rico), about this elder i know (i was good friends with his daughter), that just got df'd for homosexuality.
this is how the story goes:
he was an elder for over 20 years and he even claimed to be of the "annointed class'.
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Gretchen I have No problem whatsoever with gay people, my closest friends and co-workers are gay and are by no means offended by that kind of expression, it was meant as an euphemisn and a joke. I tought it was better to write that than saying 'they were banging each other'. Anyway, there's nothing more precious than being able to laugh at oneself and to appreciate a joke for what it is, just a joke. On the other hand, I never said my friend was a child when this elder came on to him. He was in his late teens. But God knows what a frustrated man can do when he has to keep his true nature so deeply reppresed for such a long time. My point in this post was had nothing to do with that being gay is good or bad. My point is that the congregations or the WTS are in no way guided by God, never were and never will be. I hope this put your doubts to rest!
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144,000 bottles of beer on the wall,
by avishai in144, 000 bottles of beer!!!
you take one down, pass it around.......
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143,994 ...teen JW's smoking marlboros
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144,000 bottles of beer on the wall,
by avishai in144, 000 bottles of beer!!!
you take one down, pass it around.......
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143,996 ...cups of red wine, undrinked
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GB are reading out posts?
by Gill inrecently i was reading and writing posts of why lot would offer his daughters to the men of sodom and someone else was asking or commenting on why uzziah was killed for trying to stop the ark of c. from falling.
well, lo and behold, the feb 1st watchtower addresses both of these questions and suggests that we should not be questioning these events as god knows what he's doing?.
are you listening (or reading) gb or gb representatives.
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I am the GB spy! Pain and suffering to you all for defaming he character of the only channel of communication from God!!! Shame on you all. You shall burn in Gehena for your sins agains us!!!! NOT!!! :)
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"Your Reports HAVE To Be Turned In By The 6th of the Month!"
by minimus indo you miss not getting that phonecall or that announcement?
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If there was one thing I hated was giving 'bible studies', or accompaining someone to one. It was the most boring thing in the world. So, I just made up names of people as my 'students' for my report.
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"Your Reports HAVE To Be Turned In By The 6th of the Month!"
by minimus indo you miss not getting that phonecall or that announcement?
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I was the publisher with the best time record for years. Of course, most of it was made-up. I guess that's the foundation of the WTS, making-up crap. I guess I could have claimed to be annointed and they'd believe me!
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The Gay Elder
by Mastodon ini just heard from back home (puerto rico), about this elder i know (i was good friends with his daughter), that just got df'd for homosexuality.
this is how the story goes:
he was an elder for over 20 years and he even claimed to be of the "annointed class'.
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I just heard from back home (Puerto Rico), about this elder I know (I was good friends with his daughter), that just got DF'd for homosexuality. This is how the story goes: He was an elder for over 20 years and he even claimed to be of the "annointed class'. Well, his daughter had a friend that all of us suspected that was gay, it was plainly obvious, but there was no actual 'proof'. Apparently this guy and the elder had a love affair (meaning they were 'fishing for brown trout' with each other) for a long time. He knew that the elder began an affair with another brother from a nearby congregation, so he got jealous and went to the elders, and as you can imagine, all hell broke loose. The funny thing is that the elder kept appealling the DF decision and it dragged on for months, and all that time he was kept as an elder. Funnier still is that another friend of mine, a long time ago, told me that the gay elder tried to molest him and when he told his father and brother (both elders), they didn't believe him and told him to keep it quiet. Yet another example of how the Spirit works in the congregations...but what spirit is it? that remains to be seen.