I remember this MS who was ending the Service Meeting and the brother who introduced him said:"and now, to close this meeting with "a Payer and a Song", and the MS got to the platform and started praying...after he was done praying, we all said Amen and then started singing...funny
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Good Afternoon, Jehovah! OOps, sorry, sorry....
by Englishman inoops.
"good afternoon jehovah" est verboten!
look, wt 15 march, 86:when individuals have the opportunity to speak to kings or rulers of this world, they usually do so respectfully and with dignity, highly appreciating the privilege.
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A litle Help...
by Mastodon inhey guys, sorry for this but, do any of you know if i can change my alias on this board...and how?
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All righty... thanks
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A litle Help...
by Mastodon inhey guys, sorry for this but, do any of you know if i can change my alias on this board...and how?
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Hey Guys, sorry for this but, do any of you know if I can change my alias on this board...and how? Thanks
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Very strange image on official watchtower site!.....................
by nicolaou inwhat's that poking out from the side of his laptop?
is this guy enjoying his cybersex or what?!
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The kid is just trying to hitch a ride to heaven. He enjoys religious movies: 'oh god' 'Oh god'!!!
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Visited by elder at work
by Winston Smith :>D inyep, he visited me, but he didn?t know i work here.
fyi, i?m da?d since 12/03.
started my job as a designer at a kick-ass, high end remodeling/architectural firm in 9/04.
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You handled that masterfully. Good for you. JW's could learn a lesson or two about human relations and christian behavior.
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Were You On The Same Wave Length As The Others In The Hall???
by minimus incan you get in trouble for playing chess, having a very large gathering, going to a pg13 movie, etc.??????
so many answers amounted to this----as the answer-----"you just know better, that's all".
"mature ones" just "knew" without asking whether something was right or wrong, doable or not.
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I'ts funny. They would be talking about the plans they had for that evening for whatever, parties or the movies or going bowling, and I was right there in their faces and they wouldn't invite me. F*ck them. When I went to see the movie 'Meet the Fockers', I tought the whole story would be played inside a Kingdom Hall.
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So where are all of you going to convention?
by ValiantBoy in.
for the first time since 1983 no one in my family is going at all, but i was wondering where everybody is having theirs?
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According to the WTS my next Convention will be in hell..er..I mean in 'the grave'. I wouldn't go to another JW assembly even if they had topless sisters dancing on the platform.
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What kind of music do you listen to?
by Dustin ini like to listen to alot of music.
i am mostly a hard rocker, godsmack, soil, marilyn manson.
i also like alot of rap, snoop, g-unit, kanye west, xzibit.
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Dimmu Borgir, The Darkness, Dream Teather, Angra, AFI, Queen and all sorts of clasic metal (Ozzy, Sabath, Iron Maiden, etc.) Good thing the elders never knew about it.
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What do you make of this picture?
by heart2heart inmum took this picture in the summer (she loves to photograph flowers, mushrooms and insects) and this one really shocked us - look at the head of the moth!
to us it looks like a little human head!
very strange.
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Goddam!!! Look at it closely, is it? could it be? Yes! It's Elvis, it's the King! That is proof of his presence! The king is in his throne...and he has wings!
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Why God Never Recieved a PH.D.
by Forscher inmy wife was given this one by somebody at the college she goes to.
i though you folks might enjoy it, especially those who've had a higher education like me!
why god never recieved a ph.d. .
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Sweet!!! Awesome!