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  REAL "truth"....Prophet u/d speaks!

  by upside/down in

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  u/d 1:1....and yeah u/d decideth to plagarizeth...and this is whateth he spoketh...or is it "spake"?

  anyhoo...

  health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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  "The chance of a piece of bread falling with the butter side down, is proportionate the cost of the carpet".
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  New Video of DF announcement at door

  by inbyathread in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  starting a new thread so that everyone can find the link.. this is the video of the elders trying to act smart stupid.

  http://www.savefile.com/files2.php?fid=5509435.

  they will keep the file as long as it is downloaded once every 14 days.. enjoy

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  I work on a MAC and I can't install anything w/o authorization from IT. DAMN!
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  Has anyone done this before??? READ THIS!

  by schne_belly in

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  so last night, my lovely wife and i were about to sit down to dinner, and the doorbell rings.

  guess who?.

  two elders to inform me that i am disfellowshipped!!.

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  Damn, I can't see the video unless it's for Quicktime... arrrrggghhh!!!
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  New Video of DF announcement at door

  by inbyathread in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  starting a new thread so that everyone can find the link.. this is the video of the elders trying to act smart stupid.

  http://www.savefile.com/files2.php?fid=5509435.

  they will keep the file as long as it is downloaded once every 14 days.. enjoy

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  Oh damn I can't see it unless it's in Quicktime. ARRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!!
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  Semi-Fluff - What is your favourite Science Fiction Book?

  by Clam in

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  for those of you who like science fiction - what is your favourite science fiction book, or indeed film?

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  RIght know I'm reading Chainfire by Terry Goodkind(#8 in Sword of Truth series).
  I've read about 32 Star Wars novels and most of the Gazillion Dragonlance novels...
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  Whose Avatar Do You Like The BEST?

  by SWALKER in

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  please don't include anyone that has their real picture posted!!!

  let's give the unknowns a little recognition!!!.

  i like legolas, a-typical, almost atheist....that should get it started!.

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  I love my avatar too!!! But StillA's s by far the best!!! ;P
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  Malawi/Mexico?????

  by jambon1 in

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  after reading a few posts refering to malawi/mexico, i would like to know what all this was about.

  any links or reading material which explains what happened?

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  Basically, while the Governing Body (GB) denied the brothers in Malawi to purchase a .25¢ card for political party (they didn't have to vote, just buy the card), because that would violate their 'christian neutrality"®. Meanwhile in Mexico the GB allowed brothers to bribe military officials into giving them military service cards, which were required by law, meaning that they had 'served' in the military, even though possesing that card placed the brothers in the first reserve for the Mexican military. The GB said that the Mexico situation was a 'matter of conscience"®, meanwhile in Malawi, brothers and sisters were being exiled, beaten, maimed, tortured and raped because the GB prohibited them to buy a miserable political card.
  That's the gist of it. Welcome to the board!
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  Religion, what is it to you?

  by greendawn in

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  what does religion mean to you?

  is it just an organised system of dogmas propagared by its adherants, is it a psycho-therapeutic system, the body of christ, or the way one lives out the things he believes?

  or something else?

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  Absolute crap...
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  How "Evolved" are you quiz

  by JH in

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  http://quizfarm.com/test.php?q_id=3741

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  You scored as Evolving nicely... Dedicated to the truth, not afraid of self-responsibility, not afraid of love, and ultimately grateful, you are very close to what the Creator wanted for his balls of consciousness. Keep asking, keep forgiving yourself - when death comes, you won't be afraid. Evolving nicely.. 60% Enlightened 50% You are a Sheep. 40% Go and find a soul, please.. 20% You're kidding yourself.. 10% You're still waiting for your thumbs.. 0%

  
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  JDub Rapper

  by Clam in

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  after seeing kw13's post about rap in the kh i began looking through a list of famous jdubs http://www.adherents.com/largecom/fam_jw.html , i hadn't realised that the rap artist jah rule had been a jdub.

  i wondered if the gb would let such a "brother" put together a rap promo for the society, something along the lines of.

  hes one bad brother hes the big creator.

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  AAAAAA jajajaja