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  Pentecost 33CE What really happened.

  by biblexaminer in

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  foreword.

  and if they were not in the "upper chamber" at pentecost, where were they?

  or is it "acts of the apostles"?

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  I have read all these nice things that people wrote. In the end, it is absolutely true, and nobody here will contest I'm sure... that I or you nor anyone on this planet will live or die for our understanding or mis-understanding of these events. Can anyone prove I will die if I dont accept so and so's ideas?

  Yet the WTS DOES say that I WILL die if I don't accept what the GB teaches. This proves they are wrong.

  As well, I did not make the claim, as have others, that I had some revelation from God or Christ. Shame.

  Nor do I use as the foundation for my exegeses "Ben Hur" or any other Hollywood production.

  Those who insist on squashing 120 persons into a tiny "upper room" for some duration, only do so as the result of pressures to conform to some religious edict of a church organization or teachings from upbringing.

  I hold to Scripture. I hold to common sense. I hold to love.
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  What REALLY ticks off the Society??

  by biblexaminer in

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  what do you think really "gets under the skin" of the almighty gb?.

  i know of one thing.

  when people are 'force fed' the washtower fable and act society message, without the usualt diluting, folkes get really pissed off and call the wts on the telephone, fax in their opinion to the wts about their vitriolic crap, and call the police!.

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  What do you think really "gets under the skin" of the almighty GB?

  I know of one thing. When people are 'force fed' the Washtower Fable and Act Society message, without the usualt diluting, folkes get REALLY PISSED OFF and call the WTS on the telephone, fax in their opinion to the WTS about their vitriolic crap, and call the police!

  All of this is happening according to reports from the Canadian Branch Office of the Watchtower.

  It hurts them so very, VERY much, that the Public Talk at the DC this year, all through North America, makes mention of it, although if you have not been privilged to view "the ugly thing" then you might not catch it.

  So, if you are attending the DC this year, listen for the phrase "...and they mis-represent our message"

  NOTE: To all you idiots at the NY headquarters who have the job of monitoring this and other sites, who are too stupid to see the truth about things even though you read everything, kiss my butt!
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  Another Elder is toast

  by jst2laws in

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  jst2laws is toast!.

  after 29 years i am officially no longer serving as an elder.

  those who knew i was still serving would only be surprised that i took so long.

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  biblexaminer

  This is really encouraging for me to read, as I still have to waste my time in worthless shepherding calls that only serve to put pressure on the flock to "do more... do more" and pointless service meeting parts that are designed for the sole purpose of building "organizational bigness".

  Tally HO! Carry on as men... and make sure the fuse is properly lit beforee you make that final trip accross the bridge.

  Soon, my time will come as I have my wife investigating the true history of the Jewish nation, including the proper dates ie 586...
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  They march like ants...

  by biblexaminer in

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  this song is meant to be sung with the music from "the ants go marching one by one".

  they march like ants from door to door.

  hurah... hurah.

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  Hey Francoise.

  I am faking ringing the bells. Been doing it about a year now.

  In the last 6 months I think I have actually had to speak to somebody only twice. Both, as I recall, were short.. "not interested"

  Once, when somebody said "not interested" I accidentally gave voice to my inner thoughts and said "great"!!!

  BTW. When I first put this song to paper, I have not been able to get it out of my head. I wrote it last year, and out of the blue I posted it, not even looking up my notes. It just stuck.

  I found myself out in service a while ago singing it, and another dub noticed it and gave me the eye.
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  They march like ants...

  by biblexaminer in

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  this song is meant to be sung with the music from "the ants go marching one by one".

  they march like ants from door to door.

  hurah... hurah.

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  biblexaminer

  This song is meant to be sung with the music from "The ants go marching one by one"

  They march like ants from door to door
  Hurah... Hurah
  There goes one now, here comes two more
  Hurah... Hurah
  They knock at the door, and they ring the bell
  The people tell'em to go to hell
  But like ants they go on marching from door to door.
  ....marching from door to door

  They step to the porch, looking around
  and praying that nobody's home
  When nobody comes they thank God out loud
  they turn and continue to roam.

  Relief is short lived, as they head to the walk
  They gotta keep goin', cause they're on the clock

  In the watch---tow---er---world, there's always another door
  ...always another door.
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  Purse snatcher at convention!

  by biblexaminer in

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  in the crowded corridors at the district convention, there was a purse snatcher.

  i was in the right place at the right time to catch it all.. this guy grabbed this sister's purse and made off with it.

  she screamed and several brothers were in purseuit.

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  I have an admission to make. I made it all up. LOL

  This is say for all of my fellow dubs who just tuned in and haven't yet figured out that they are not in Kansas anymore.

  BTW a note to my circuit overseer. Don't use this story in your visit. LOLOLOLOL
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  New Poster Here

  by MoeJoJoJo in

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  this is my first time posting anywhere.

  thought i would say hi and i am enjoying reading everyone's comments and stories.. "plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.

  " -veronica a. shoffstall

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  biblexaminer

  So. Tell us about yourself. Are you a former dub? Are you still dubbing? DO you believe in God? Do you believe in Christmas fruitcake?
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  Convention is over! (sigh of relief)

  by biblexaminer in

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  what made me the most ill at the district convention.

  the public talk had to be it.

  although the drama was a close second.

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  biblexaminer

  I too feel that when you are braindead, you're braindead. I like the statement about "if the Governing Body confessed..." etc I have said many times that if JWs saw video of the GB members involved in bestiality, they would still go on in their merry, "Alice in Winderland" course.
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  Purse snatcher at convention!

  by biblexaminer in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  in the crowded corridors at the district convention, there was a purse snatcher.

  i was in the right place at the right time to catch it all.. this guy grabbed this sister's purse and made off with it.

  she screamed and several brothers were in purseuit.

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  biblexaminer

  In the crowded corridors at the district convention, there was a purse snatcher. I was in the right place at the right time to catch it all.

  This guy grabbed this sister's purse and made off with it. She screamed and several brothers were in purseuit. This guy was really fast, and the bros' chasing hime were old, fat, and lame as a result of only being able to walk very slowly from door to door.

  As the bros' were chasing this guy, he fell over a contribution box. The bros' gained on him as he scampered to his feet and he again got under way. He bolted to the left, down an aisle and fell over another contribution box. The bros' caught up a bit as this guy got back up and began to run.

  He turned right down a corridor and fell over another contribution box, got up and fell over another one right beside the first one. The brothers got close enough to grab his shirt, but he slithered out of their grasp and made off down the stairs.

  He was halfway down the stairs when he fell over another contribution box and, oh that's gotta hurt, he tumbled all the way down the rest of his fall.

  Fortunately for him, there was a dozen contibution boxes at the bottom that broke his fall and he survived the ordeal. He would have gotten away at this point, but as he tried to open the door, he found that it was blocked by contribution boxes.

  The sister got her purse back, but in the ordeal, apparently, her wallet opened up and spilled into one of the contribution boxes and she had no money left for lunch.

  So, I bought her lunch for her.
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  Convention is over! (sigh of relief)

  by biblexaminer in

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  what made me the most ill at the district convention.

  the public talk had to be it.

  although the drama was a close second.

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  biblexaminer

  In one talk at the DC, the speaker went on about how 'when people fnd out the truth, they are disillusioned and their whole life is turned upside down'.

  I couldn't help but think of an earlier talk where the speaker sounded out about "some brothers" who are incorporating their own ideas when they speak. He went on that "these brothers say things that are technically correct, but with double meanings, they couch their words..."

  Was the first speaker (above) couching, and speaking about what it's like to find out that the WTBST are a bunch of lying dogs?

  Who can know...