Hmm. Depends. Does oral count?
MungoBaobab
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Do you know where the first person you had sex with, lives now?
by free2beme ini was actually baptized in my early 20's, so i spent some time as a teen and early twenties doing things that were not witness-like.
one of those things was sex out of marriage and to be honest, i have no regrets.
i have wondered though sometimes, where is that person i shared such a landmark moment with in life.
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How did you overcome the allure of Paradise? Or have you?
by M.J. ini think the biggest reason someone maintains their faith in the wts is because the wts is the "ticket" to paradise earth.. how did you deal with the prospect that the "ticket" salesmen weren't totally reliable?.
did it cause you to let go of your hope in paradise earth?
did it redirect it to another hope?.
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MungoBaobab
One thing that really did it for me was the promise of all the "fulfilling" hard work we would be doing to turn the earth into a paradise. If you'll remember, "toiling in the field" or somesuch was the punishment for losing paradise in the Garden of Eden. All my life I've hated yardwork.
On top of that, like blondie says, I remember a comedian whose routine went something like this:
"One of those resplendant Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door today. 'But sir, don't you want eternal life?' I was like, 'Not if it's going to be a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses everywhere!'"
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"THIS IS JEHOVAH'S HOUSE..." GAG!
by stillAwitness insome of the kids my age in my hall are just an insult to my generation.
at the service meeting last week i was talking with one and we were near the front of the hall and there were a bunch of little kids running and jumping around the stage.
she goes: "what a shame.
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MungoBaobab
No, better make is a she-bear, whatever the fluck difference that makes!
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Campaign to destroy "lol"
by ballistic ini'm not sure where this idea came from, but apparently it's been discovered that hardly anyone is actually "laughing out loud" when using the term "lol".
lol if they really are laughing out loud, there is something wrong with them (they could be retarded or have a bad sense of humor lol).
please show your support for my new cause in which i attempt to bannish the term lol from the english language.
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MungoBaobab
Just think: somewhere out there some poor bastard actually invented the term "LOL," and whenever he tries to tell anyone they don't believe him and think he's nuts.
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Creationism - Evolution humor
by TD in.
i tried a serious topic on this subject and got a grand total of 1 response
how about some humor for a change?
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MungoBaobab
Heh.
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BIG NEWS!! MONTHS LEFT!!
by Pistoff inhi all just had to shout this from the rooftops!!!
my wife and son went to the ts/sm the other night where divine education was discussed; at the end, brother po said: .
"we don't know how many months are left in this system, so we need to spend them wisely.
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MungoBaobab
And just think, only about 23,670 months ago Jesus first promised his followers "this generation will by no means pass away." Of course, that was the old, old understanding of the term "this generation..."
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Barbara Walters Special...What Is Heaven, How Do We Get There?
by SWALKER inbarbara has this scheduled for december 20:.
http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/articlenews/show/ctvshows/20051130/barbara_walters_heaven/20051202/.
i think she covered just about all beliefs...i have to say that the one that seems the most slanted is the muslim belief...seems it's all about the guys getting 72 virgins...where is the heavenly part for the women?
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MungoBaobab
You gotta admit, though, 72 Virgins is a helluva lot better than doing yardwork forever in the New System. Even for the women. You get to participate in your very own celestrial version of "The Bachelor!"
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WHAT'S NEW? DOORSTEP BIBLE STUDIES!
by stillAwitness inso i'm in service this morning and the young sister i was working with had what they call now a "doorstep bible study" .
its been encouraged by the fds that if one has a regular return visit with an interested one that one can hold a bible study by having them read one or two paragraphs out of the require brochure and ask the questions right at their doorstep.. i've never actually seen it done and boy let me tell you it was the most awkard, ridiculous thing i have ever seen!
the poor sister (who was nothing older thatn 15) is standing at the door having this grown woman read a paragraph out of the require brochure, and after having her ansewring the question and read a scripture she then then tells her she'll see her next week!
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MungoBaobab
This is not an uncommon endorsement for the doorstep bible study:
You can have a bible study with someone and he or she won't even know it!
Isn't that kind of against the point?
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MungoBaobab
Ah, memories. I was very newly baptised, almost 16 years old, and the cowardice of the timing just blew me away. It was the first time I dabbled in atheism. I mean, the Governing Body's thought process was transparent!
1914 + 80 = 1994. Then the end didn't come. "Dammit," said the GB. So they waited a few months. Still nothing. "Well, folks, since Armageddon didn't come, that whole "generation" thing wasn't literal after all."
But like the rest of you guys, I'm sure if I asked my family, they'd still profess the old belief.
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What's the worst response a person ever said to you in the field service?
by JH ini remember knocking on a door in the field service, and the girl who answered the door, looked at me and said in french, "allez vous faire crosser" .
although i didn't laugh, i found it very funny.
the brother with me also had a smile on his face, but didn't say a word, as we walked back to the car.
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MungoBaobab
"Yes."