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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

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  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  I learned something the other day. I learned the Jehovah's Witnesses do not celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like strangers going up to their door and annoying them. - Bruce Clark heehee
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

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  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  Why don't Jehovah's Witnesses get killed during an earthquake? They're always in your doorway. - Johnny Carson
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  I'm a Jehovah's Bystander. We's like the Witnesses, only we don't wanna get involved. - Flip Wilson
  
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  The first bloodless surgery was performed this week in which a kid who is a Jehovah's Witness got a new liver without a blood transfusion. The parents were so happy, they almost celebrated! - Jan McInnis
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  *I am a Jehovah's Witness of Borg. You will be assimilated to the slave class of a publishing empire in Brooklyn.
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  *What do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a Jehovah's Witness? Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to the lake of everlasting fire.
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

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  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  Jehovah's Witness Computer Viruses

  Jehovah's Witness Virus: Deletes all but 144000 select files.
  Jehovah's Witness-Unitarian Virus: Opens up a lot of windows, but for no apparent reason.
  Jehovah's Witness Virus: Keeps banging the head in your hard drive!
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  Calvin: Exactly! I mean...who wears a suit in the Projects?
  Juicy: Jehovah Witnesses?
  Calvin: Them and the Bougie man!
  - from The PJs, episode "Cliffhangin' with Mr. Super"
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  religious joke..feel free to add to

  by tijkmo in

  1. social
  2. humour

  .

  local tv paper this week had a section on religious jokes..amongst which was this.

  'what do you get when you cross a devil worshipper with a jehovahs witness.... someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell'

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  mrsjones5

  What do you get when you cross a UU and a Jehovah's Witness?

  Someone who knocks on your door to ask you what you believe.
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  Call from Mother..

  by mrsjones5 in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  mother called me last night.

  yeah she's talking to me and my sister now.

  i dont know how mother and my sister patched it up.

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  mrsjones5

  Oh she's been speaking to me for the last few weeks. I think the catalysis came about when my sister started talking to my mother. Mother has told me some of what was said. I havent asked my sister anything about it, but I think Sis has somewhat forgiven Mother. I still think Mother is a loon, but I wont broach the subject of her misbehavior in Dallas even though she still thinks she did nothing wrong. Saturday after the Mary Kay convention I'm going to spend a night at my sister's and we might have a nice chat about it.

  Oh yeah, I'm not officially an exjw (as my mother likes to point out) never got baptised so I'm somewhat safe to talk to.

  Josie