Here's a little song that goes to the tune of Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer that my biological dad taught me as a little girl, no he was not a JW, and we visited him which was very little, he taught us this.
Maverick the shiny Gunman,
Had a very shiny gun.
And if you ever saw it,
It would make you turn and run.
All of the other cowboys used to laugh and call him names,
They never let poor Maverick play in any cowboy games.
Then one foggy Christmas day the sheriff came to say,
Maverick with your gun so bright, won't you shoot my wife to-night.
Then how the other cowboys laughed and shouted out with glee
Maverick the shiny gunman,
You'll go to the penetentuary.
To this day I still remember this song, and the time my dad, who has since passed on tapped us little girls singing this song on his tape recorder.