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  Goodbye everyone

  by holly in

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  its time to leave.

  i have had all the answers i need to make a firm decision.

  thank you so much everyone for your replies, for talking to me over the last few weeks and for some of the humour.. i believe the jws are right and that they have the truth.

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  Mom who injected human waste into girl gets 6 years

  by Mecurious? in

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  this is absolutely sick:.

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  Too bad theres not a pychological disorder that makes people do good, noble, kind and decent things to people.

  There is something that makes people do good, noble, kind and decent things to people: Love. But it is precious, rare and seriously lacking in far too many folks.

  Amen.
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  A Weasel In Me Diesel..

  by Englishman in

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  bloody thing won't start!.

  wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow........clunk!.

  the cars only done 300,000 miles!

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  When I had my Mercury Tracer (Mercury's Ford Escort), I hit 100,000 miles and the mileage started OVER!!! It was like they didn't want to bother putting the 6th spot in the odometer, because they didn't expect it to last that long! LOL
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  Things I love about Texas

  by IP_SEC in

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  being that it's such an auspicious day for the great state.. things i love about texas.. 1. shiner bock.

  2. san antonio.

  3. corpus christi.

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  1. Ziegenbock
  2. Hot summers
  3. Taco Bueno
  4. Whataburger
  5. Austin
  6. San Antonio
  7. Japanese Gardens in FW
  8. The Kimball
  9. Bass Hall
  10. Billy Bob's
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  Found a new job opportunity!

  by Billygoat in

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  saw this on our local newspapers job section today.

  lol.

  company: pet butler- publication: .

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  It's just not for me!

  Saw this on our local newspapers job section today. LOL

  COMPANY: Pet Butler-	PUBLICATION:
  JOB TITLE: Professional Scoop Technician
  LOCATION:
  JOB DESCRIPTION Pet Butler, America's Pet Waste Cleanup Service is Dallas / Fort Worth's premier professional "Pooper-Scooper" service, where Your Dog's "Business" is Our Business!tm We cleanup, disinfect and remove dog waste from hundreds of residential yards and apartment / condo communities across the Metroplex each week. Our Business Stinks... but it's "Picking Up"! We are a family owned company, managed with integrity, that has a good time serving others and learning humility while earning a good income. Currently all of our Fecal Matter Removal Experts have 4-year college degrees (not required but a definite plus). You would office from your home (and our small truck) and rarely have to go see the "boss". Official work hours are from sun-up to sundown but usually you will not actually work that long. In fact, some days we can adjust the routes slightly to meet your desires. What can we do for Brown? A 401K retirement plan with employer-match is available as well as group health insurance benefits. Comfortable polo-style golf shirts with our logo on the pocket area will be provided as will a khaki Pet Butler baseball cap. You will wear your own khaki shorts or pants and comfortable shoes. Got Poop? Too "Pooped" to Scoop? Once you get trained (3 days) your average gross income should be in the range of $15 to $20 per hour / $100 to $200 per day / $28K to $40K per year (Full-time). You need email - we provide the rest including a Nextel Blackberry mobile phone. The only obstacle to someone applying for this job would be laziness and pride. Numerous bonuses are available for good customer service and a job well done (dung!). There is no hourly wage or salary (other than a minimum guarantee of at least $13 to $14 per hour). Rather, you get paid a set percentage of every yard / property that you clean therefore you work at your own pace (preferably a fast one). You will be paid through ADP (the largest payroll company in the world) via auto deposit into your bank account every-other Friday. You'll go on many "Doody Calls" Currently you will work Monday through Friday - and some Saturdays (never on Sunday). Pet Butler is looking for long term committed employees - most team members stay with us for years (Because we CARE - no heartless corporate bureacrats here!). Your Dog's "Biscuits" are Our Bread and Butter" We won't babysit you but doo expect you to be honest, responsible, fast, intelligent, reliable, friendly, dependable, not afraid of large dogs or barking dogs, clean and very hard working. A clean driving record is required as is being over the age of 23 (insurance requires it), having good eyes, a strong back and a not-too-sensitive nose. Scoop Doggie Dog This is a FULL-TIME position (part-time is NOT an option, please don't ask - 100's have!). Although we strive to give each of our technicians routes that are close to their homes, many days your route could be in a different area of the metroplex from your home. If you have a "customer first" attitude and want to earn more money, have more freedom, enjoy the outdoors, are a good communicator and can manage your time well then please email us your resume and cover letter. If you're looking for a crappy job - we can deliver! If you can Do the Doo then we'll provide the poo! (Please forgive the comedy but puns are not in short supply around our offices...) Pet Butler is in the process of rolling out our systems and operations across North America via franchising. With this rapid expansion many opportunities will become available for the right people. Sorry but please do not call (we have a business to run). Email Matt Boswell your resume along with a cover letter stating why you would like this job and why we should hire you. Please also include what area of the Metroplex you live in, when you would be available to start and also please varify you meet the other qualifications. If all of the above are not included, don't waste your time or ours as your resume will be deleted without being read. If we are interested in discussing the possibilities with you, we will call you ASAP. Please know we are very anxious to meet you, it's just that on average we get over 200 applicants for this one position so we can't contact the 80% that don't qualify or don't know how to follow instructions. You"ll make a "pile"! Before applying please think about this job again. Sure the ad is funny and the company is solid and run by good people but please understand you will be working out in the elements picking up dog mess. I think I wrote the job ad a little too well because too many applicants seem to be missing exactly what they will be "dooing". Pet Butler, Picking up where your pet left off... since 1998! [email protected] ~ www.PetButler.com (New website coming very soon) Email the "Entre-manure", Just "Doo" it! #1 in the "#2" Business!
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  The Mission

  by Billygoat in

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  a catholic priest was about to leave his mission in the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak english, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest.

  he points to a tree and says to the chief, "this is a tree.

  " the chief looks at the tree and grunts, "tree.

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  A Catholic Priest was about to leave His Mission in the jungles where he has spent years teaching the natives when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English, so he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree." The chief looks at the tree and grunts, "Tree." The Priest pleased with the response. They walk a little farther and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock." Hearing this, the chief looks and grunts, "Rock." The Priest really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As he peeks over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity. The Priest is really flustered and quickly responds, "Riding a bike." The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them. The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way? The chief replied, "My bike."
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  Apostagrams!

  by Swan in

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  i want to repeat an idea i have been mulling over for some time.

  i responded on another thread with this same idea.

  on that thread someone wanted to send a newly df friend some comforting message, but was afraid of revealing herself and leaving herself open to possible dfing.

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  Yes Sherry, I considered that, but forgot about the Watchtower rule that prevents disfellowshipped people from talking to one another.

  I've never heard this before. Can anyone provide me a link to an article???
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  Should I go sit at the kh next thurs when they announce my DF

  by cindykp in

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  i could get there early, and save you all some seats!

  at least i would have someone to talk to after the meeting

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  if i was near you my family and i would come....i think we should start this as a practice when we hear of DF's/DA's. show our support...show the dubs that our numbers are growing and show that the aposto family cares even if they dont.

  i wish there was a way to find out about up coming announcements in the local area....

  I think this is a pretty great idea. Although they will think we're deminized. LOL
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  Real or a Hoax??

  by morty in

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  thought this was pretty interesting.... try it yourself and see what you think is real or a hoax.. i got 8 out of 10 right... http://i.euniverse.com/funpages/cms_content/4462/real_or_hoax1.swf .

  not sure if the link will work by clicking on it or not, but you can cut and paste it if need be...

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  I only got 6 right. But I've seen clearer pictures of the satan/911 cloud and it REALLY does look like his face...eyebrows, horns and everything. I remember thinking around 9/11 it was pretty creepy.
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  the love you had at first?

  by eye 23 in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  i have been so sadend by finding this site and wanted you all to know that the organization is indeed a loving one with only your best interests at heart...but i'm sure, if you look deep within your hearts you already know this to be true...dont you?.

  if you search your inamost thoughts and feelings and put away your debeauched/immoral life style ( because if you are truly honest with yourselves, guilt is the reason you needed to distance yourselves from righteousness) and come back to the truth you will see that only kind, loving and overwhelming compassion has always been at the forefront of the wtbts and that although you may feel contentment in a (deluded sort of way) you would have a real happiness within the true christian organization...as your former bible trained concience must know... all others that profess to be 'christian' are satanicly influenced even though they may appear to do good/kind things....how else would the last days of satans system be?.

  so i urge all the 'lost sheep' to 'find the love you had at first' and return to the loving compasionate embrace of the organization....you know this makes sense!!!!

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  Wow, you really had me there for a minute. LOL