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  London Bethel Fax No?

  by sweet pea in

  1. watchtower
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  besty survived the jc last night - more details to follow in due course - he wants to fax a letter to the legal department at bethel but having phoned them from the train this morning, they are being cagey about giving out the number and the 'operative' at the end of the phone wouldn't identify himself either - i think this organisation and its minions think they are in the same league as mi5, the cia, the fbi etc.

  lol .

  can anyone give us the cult fax number please?

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  looking forward to the full details. I cant believe snapdragon lurked for three years only to post a fax number! LOL - now I am intrigued.
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  REALLY Think about it before you post

  by avidbiblereader in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  there is a lot of threads going back and forth both ways, almost like a battle line has been drawn between believers and atheists.

  however, let's just say for the sake of argument, that all religions including the witnesses, are wrong but the bible in itself is right.. everything that it has foretold is going to happen and just as god told noah, in 7 more days i am going to make it rain, but this time he now speaks to all of us and says in just 7 more days i will wipe the earth clean of all those who have or are revolting/disagree against me.. how would you react then?

  how would you live your next 7 days?

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  I'd make love generously, drink greedily, and listen to lots of live music.

  ...and this is different, how?

  Oh, yeah...live music...

  Oh bizzy bee! LOL! IPSEC - we can get out own tent outside the camp of god when the time comes and see who joins us.
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  REALLY Think about it before you post

  by avidbiblereader in

  1. watchtower
  2. scandals

  there is a lot of threads going back and forth both ways, almost like a battle line has been drawn between believers and atheists.

  however, let's just say for the sake of argument, that all religions including the witnesses, are wrong but the bible in itself is right.. everything that it has foretold is going to happen and just as god told noah, in 7 more days i am going to make it rain, but this time he now speaks to all of us and says in just 7 more days i will wipe the earth clean of all those who have or are revolting/disagree against me.. how would you react then?

  how would you live your next 7 days?

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  I do not condone bullying by someone who calls himself god. Bullying and Murder do not constitute godlike qualities to me. So therefore he is only in charge or god so long as people allow him to be. If we all turned our backs he could throw as many toys out of his petty lonely pram and it wouldnt make the slightest bit of difference and his pathetic ego would never be appeased. Boo hoo.

  But on the premise that he can swoosh me off in a big flood and I have seven days left I'd be on the first plane to Dallas to be with the people I love. I'd make love generously, drink greedily, and listen to lots of live music.
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  JW's at Holocaust Museum

  by RunawayBunny97 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i recently returned from a vacation to washington dc.

  while there i went to the holocaust museum.

  i was sitting in the lobby area waiting for my ticket time to enter the main exhibit and doing some people watching.

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  wow I had no idea holocaust museums could be so stimulating. I must re visit mine asap.
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  Mental Illness - diagnosed for me

  by Crumpet in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i've long known, and most of you probably have as well, that there was something not all there with me.

  mostly i put it down to me being bad.

  questions i've never been asked before.

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  I just thought I'd drop in and leave an update on whats happening with me.

  Last Thursday my employers were very concerned about me the cuts, the fact I clearly hadnt slept and was looking very tense. The ocmpany occupational therapits called to talk to me but obviously it was difficult with colleagues around and I couldnt admit to feeling nigh on suicidal. But she was sufficiently worried to call my boss and the HR team who met with me immediately and told me that I should proced with getting medical help and not come to work until I was better. I was very upset but also relieved at the same time.

  I called the social worker who I had seen the week before and told her I really needed urgent help and she got my an appointment with the Pyschiatrist yesterday morning. He didnt seem to think I was bi polar but said that the psychologists he is referring me to urgently will address that issue. He prescribed anti depressants and sleeping pills and said I should not work until the pills start to stabilise me in 2 to 3 weeks. So I started my medication today and its a bit trippy, but no worse than other experiences I have had - in fact its quite nice in comparison. A bit rushy at first and then very tiring. Overall the appointment went very well and I felt incredibly reassured by it all.

  Thanks to everyone who has PMed and keeps asking me how I am doing - this really helps remind me why I am doing this and getting help at long last.
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  Anyone know of people claiming to be Satan?

  by eclipse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there are people who have claimed or who to claim to be jesus.. i am ignorant of any news about people claiming to be satan.. i'll do my own research but if anyone knows any incidences off the top of their head?

  please share.... the threads on satan made me wonder about the phenomenon of people taking on this superior identity..

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  Crumpet is not Satan, she is Lilith/Lila the top Succubus and tempter of all posters on the board (hellooooooo, she's hella hawt!) Eclipse is obviously a woman of distinctive/good taste tho her judgement may be veiled due to her corruption by the sexy Mz Crumpet. Why thank you Big Teddy - have you been hitting the Anne Rice books again! Love the ne tat by the way - gorgeous. And Eclipse - you make my day quite regularly.
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  new e-mail from my mom

  by Heather in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my moms e-mails get shorter and shorter.

  this latest says only this.. 2 peter chapter 2. lovely.........i'm a dog returning to my vomit.

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  you should pick out the most random verse you can find and just reply that back to her

  Steve2 and worldly andre both so funny! I think the above is a brilliant idea. She'll spent ages trying to fathom it out! LOL!
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  I JUST FOUND OUT.......!!!!!!

  by Es in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  that im having another baby!!!!!.

  just done the test and the line came up straight away....... we were planning on falling pregnant in about three months and happend to fall pregnant straight away...im still in shock but had to share it with you all my family.

  luv ya.

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  I am so pleased for you both!

  (((Mike and Es)))
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  I received a package from my mother today

  by ex-nj-jw in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  my dub mother sent me a package today, inside was a nwt bible, a picture of me around age 5 at an assembly - i looked miserable and my dad was holding a battery operated fan in front of me, and a letter, here is the letter.

  i ask that you remember that i was 18 when i left and i'm now 42, that there is a total of 8 children in my family and there are only 2 that are still jw's, oh and that my mother is a complete nutcase!

  dear nj:.

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  Oh nj honey! I felt guilty as hell for laughing all the way through that letter until I got to your last few lines where you said you had the same reaction!

  Don't you think that they deserve to be happy, why make them pay for your selfish, immoral ways? What will you say to them when Armegedon comes, I'm sorry?? Well it will be too late then. I'm so ashamed to even tell friends that I have a daughter that has turned her back on Jehovah and us. That my flesh and blood is nothing more than a worthless sinner. How is it possible that I could have given birth to something so awefull? (, I no longer am human, just an aweful something).

  You deserve a spanking young lady - selfish and immoral mutha that you are and not forgetting worthless sinner. Its the melodrama that makes it all so ridiculous. And I can just about remember when I believed all that crap.

  You are the same worthless sinner that goes out of her way to email me support sometimes and have offered me help well beyond the realms of my faintest hopes. I'm glad you can treat this with the regard it deserves - you wonderful person!
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  Anyone know of people claiming to be Satan?

  by eclipse in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  there are people who have claimed or who to claim to be jesus.. i am ignorant of any news about people claiming to be satan.. i'll do my own research but if anyone knows any incidences off the top of their head?

  please share.... the threads on satan made me wonder about the phenomenon of people taking on this superior identity..

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  So that is why I worship you

  Eclipse - what can I say, you are one saucy little minx and you may take up residence in my fiery halls anytime.