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  My story

  by Chia in

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  i have posted this story before on some other boards, but after "lurking" for a long time here, i have finally decided to come out and tell my story.

  it is really long, so i'm going to tell it in a few parts.

  that way i can also tell if i'm boring everyone to death, haha!

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  Crumpet

  Honey - i am having a red bull for you! and will await your next post - do tell how the book study goes!

  I'm with you.

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  Name a annoying question that Minimus hasn't asked!

  by whyamihere in

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  lol!

  i love you min!.

  what was your favorite outfit to wear to the meetings?.

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  Crumpet

  Why does the only thread that Simon will get above the elbow into involve the words "minimus" and "annoying"?

  (edited to include the demand that both Simon and Mini re/take Little Toe's kinsey test and publish the results!)
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  My story

  by Chia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have posted this story before on some other boards, but after "lurking" for a long time here, i have finally decided to come out and tell my story.

  it is really long, so i'm going to tell it in a few parts.

  that way i can also tell if i'm boring everyone to death, haha!

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  Crumpet

  Chia-pet I am having your fave drink in honour of you - even though it makes me hyper before bed time! (frankly there is nothing left in the house)!

  What would be great is if you can also post your post-meeting thingies - everyone here loves that, but remember you only get two posts in a day or something.

  xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxkisssesxxxxxxxxxxxhugsxxxxxxxxxxxxbig welcome!
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  My story

  by Chia in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  i have posted this story before on some other boards, but after "lurking" for a long time here, i have finally decided to come out and tell my story.

  it is really long, so i'm going to tell it in a few parts.

  that way i can also tell if i'm boring everyone to death, haha!

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  Crumpet

  omigoomigod Chia - hi - thank god you are here!d Chia -hello - I missed you loads!

  . It is really long, so I'm going to tell it in a few parts. That way I can also tell if I'm boring everyone to death, haha! Hi Crumpet !

  For everyone else, and you'll discover this for yourself, Chia is such a special, intelligent beautiful young lady - inside, for which I can vouch and oustide, for which I can vouch too! Anyone who is horrid to Chia I will bash you to bits!

  Chia - you are my sister! By net at least! God I am so pleased to see you here.

  (((((((((((chia))))))))))
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  Name Things You Can Get Counseled,Reproved or Disfellowshipped For

  by minimus in

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  since the jw religion is sooooo restrictive, it is good to think about just how wacky this cult is.....for example, you can get counseled for buying a 2 door car as opposed to a "pioneer" car (4 door).

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  Crumpet

  having an unsubmissive wife,

  iiz2cool - what did you do about your wife? how was her lack of submission evident to the elders?
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  Six Billion Hearts Will Soon Stop Beating. . .

  by ACEofCAD in

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  announced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.

  followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.

  he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.

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  Crumpet

  Nice idea greendawn. By the way I love your avatar - is it a Waterhouse?
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  Not JW ... just something funny!

  by ljwtiamb in

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  http://www.frontsteps.com/films/1001/138/index.php?t=1113491730

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  Crumpet

  That's well catchy - I'll be singing it all the way home!
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  What do you think the new releases will be this summer?

  by truthseeker in

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  what do you think the new releases will be at the dc?.

  a brochure or two?

  a recycled publication with a new title and look?.

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  Crumpet

  How EW JW am I? As soon as I read the title of this thread - I assumed you were talking albums and was going to say Kylie is bound to bring out something sexy and dancy
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  Virtual Bartender

  by funkyderek in

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  this is so beautiful i could cry!.

  http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/vb2/

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  Crumpet

  Satanus - they also know lager, but whilst their drinks repetoire may be small they know lots of other stuff - see my suggestions above.
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  Six Billion Hearts Will Soon Stop Beating. . .

  by ACEofCAD in

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  announced our circuit overseer last night in his talk about the urgency to preach because of the times.

  followed by a silence that was broken with ohhhs and ahhhs.

  he said that a couple of times throughout his part, simulating a beating heart with his fist.

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  Crumpet

  What bloodlust God and the JWs share!

  Wouldn't it make more sense though, given that only 6 million people out of 6 billion, want to be JWs that God takes the JWs off to another planet called Paradise and the rest of us can stay on earth and lets things run their course? That way no one has to die - the Devil gets a clear majority and should get to keep the earth.

  I wonder if God has thought of this - it just makes sense!