Good one Candidlynuts! "Tear 'em up!'
I caught my mother with the Bible Story book with my children.
"You love Jesus, don't you children. You know who Jesus is?"
Kids totally silent.
"You love Jehovah, don't you?"
Total silence from three blank little faces.
I walked in and the book went away immeadiately.
Let's just say that they won't be going round there on their own!