Get him to start reading RunningMan's Bible essays.. that should blow the paranoia straight out of his brain.
GBL
since leaving the borg, my kids have adjusted pretty well, embracing the "worldly" lifestyle of holidays, friends, fitting in with the "norm".. my youngest son chance, had the hardest time of my three kids when we left , he is now 10 yrs old.
when we left he cried wondering if jehovah was going to be mad at us for not going to meetings anymore.
after many heartpouring out talks it seemed he believed that god is love and if we were good people he would not destroy us at armeggedon.
Get him to start reading RunningMan's Bible essays.. that should blow the paranoia straight out of his brain.
GBL
this was recently published in an american newspaper.
they think the australian granny is a hero.
hot off the press from australia.
This was recently published in an American Newspaper. They think the Australian Granny is a hero.
Hot off the press from Australia. This kind of story reaffirms my faith in the human species.
You GOTTA Love This!!!
The RAMBO Granny of Melbourne, Australia
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two
thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting
ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she
found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne
police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police
station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could
be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say
convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his
testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room
where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom
come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one
guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he
won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters. Both
men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be
alive after what they've been through.
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after her
granddaughter Debbie was carjacked and raped in broad daylight by two
knife-wielding creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I
saw the look on my Debbie's face that night in the hospital, I decided I was
going to go out and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would
go easy on them," recalled the retired library worker. "And I wasn't scared
of them, either-- because I've got me a gun and I've been shootin' all my
life. And I wasn't dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about
owning one."
So, using a police artist's sketch of the suspects and Debbie's
description of the sickos', tough-as-nails Ava spent seven days prowling the
wino-infested neighborhood where the crime took place till she spotted the
ill fated rapists entering their flophouse hotel.
I knew it was them the minute I saw 'em, but I shot a picture of
'em anyway and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was
them, the oldster recalled.
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and knocked on
the door and the minute the big one, Furth, opened the door, I shot 'em
right square between the legs, right where it would really hurt 'em most,
you know.
Then I went in and shot the other one as he backed up pleading
to me to spare him. Then I went down to the police station and turned myself
in.
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal
with the vigilante granny. What she did was wrong, and she broke the law,
but it is difficult to throw an 81-year-old woman in prison, Det. Delp said,
especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
sainthood and a medal.
warning!
it helps to be under the influence to watch this stuff.
actually, it might enhance the experience to toke a little doob while watching.
LMFAO.. "going away to Athens".. I guess the Athens reference is the only way an utterly braindead JW would be able to make the education connection. The GB has got em by the balls.
GBL
well, i've been waiting for a long time to post this one.
it's my personal favorite.
some angels became inflamed with lust for human women and took on human form.
either heaven is a massive San Francisco bath house, or the story of the flood is just another yarn.
LMFAO Runningman! Awesome as usual.
GBL
it happens in three days.
four years and 2300 plus posts later; i am looking for an appropriate way to celebrate.
no large groups, plenty of chaperones!
Get trashed out of your brains and toilet paper a Kingdom Hall!
Rub up against and elder and fart loudly..?
GBL (congrats on 4 years of being brainwashing sober!)
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a good friend of mine got in big ass trouble for this..... photoshopped to remove his name.
if he gives me any more good pics- youll be the first to get em!
Seems like a cool Jay Dub to me! Is that even possible?
GBL
warning!
it helps to be under the influence to watch this stuff.
actually, it might enhance the experience to toke a little doob while watching.
Man I almost felt embarassed for the actors. Brainwashing mind control at its finest.
GBL
ok im not crazy.
but ive had dreams of getting into accidents in my truck 3 times(has happened 3 times).
something bad like theft happening to this girl at work at night time(happened recently, she lost 500 bucks).
You should start your own religion.
GBL
i think when he finally kicks the bucket that the gb will allow the rank and file to save thier lives with a blood transfussion.
from randy's site:.
http://www.freeminds.org/bethel/gbgrowsold.htm.
:NOW, they're changing their minds....??? all those parents that watched their children die of lukemia because they couldn't have blood or bone marrow transplants....those little hemopheliacs......???? it makes you want to cry.
(((Carol))). The members of the governing body are deluded old fools. They deserve to be shot dead.
GBL
london has my sincerest condolences on this great day of tragedy.
during this difficult time, it is easy to become full of hate and want vengence.
i know all about those feelings, and i remember in the bible somewhere where it states, "vengence is mine, sayith the lord.
Tetrapod
GBL
P.S. Welcome to the board, Wing.