I'm going to bed, what else can I do? I still have to wait until the middle of next week to pick my nose properly. It's such a torture.
fairchild
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Picking the nose....
by morty inwhat is the deal with the male species thinking it is ok, to pick their nose in public??.
i find it repulsive .... it just seems to me,when i catch people picking their nose, in almost all cases,it is a man doing it..... do men, find it hard to find a kleenex???.
morty of the, taught my boys not to pick their booger's in public class...
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Picking the nose....
by morty inwhat is the deal with the male species thinking it is ok, to pick their nose in public??.
i find it repulsive .... it just seems to me,when i catch people picking their nose, in almost all cases,it is a man doing it..... do men, find it hard to find a kleenex???.
morty of the, taught my boys not to pick their booger's in public class...
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fairchild
what about me?
and me?
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Picking the nose....
by morty inwhat is the deal with the male species thinking it is ok, to pick their nose in public??.
i find it repulsive .... it just seems to me,when i catch people picking their nose, in almost all cases,it is a man doing it..... do men, find it hard to find a kleenex???.
morty of the, taught my boys not to pick their booger's in public class...
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fairchild
You can pick it, you can flick it,
You can stick it to a chair!
You can put the little `booger' in your brother's hair!
You can roll it, you can fold it,
You can put it anywhere!
You can save it for later
When the cupboard's bare!That's hilarious. I wonder if Alan F invented a special chair with glue drops under the seat.
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Alcoholism - a disease or a choice?
by Sirona inalcoholics anonymous claims that alcoholism is a disease.
somehow i think that is just a way of excusing the person from the responsibility that they chose to drink and they chose to let it become an addiction.. what do you think?.
sirona
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fairchild
So now...........you can flame me all you want. But isn't what I just said true?
Yes it is true. I fully support all your statements.
I have been there.........and I have left there. That is not the place I want to be.
I am so glad you came to realize that you were in the wrong place. I wish you well, happy dad.
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Picking the nose....
by morty inwhat is the deal with the male species thinking it is ok, to pick their nose in public??.
i find it repulsive .... it just seems to me,when i catch people picking their nose, in almost all cases,it is a man doing it..... do men, find it hard to find a kleenex???.
morty of the, taught my boys not to pick their booger's in public class...
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fairchild
(Alan F) I often get a sore finger via picking my nails, and end up with the same problem: unable to comfortably pick with the proper finger. The one to the left and the one to the right just will not do.
Oh goodie, at least someone understands the discomfort I am going through. The bandages came off my finger today and I should be able to use it for nose picking purposes again by the middle of next week.
I have developed a systematic and foolproof method of dealing with boogers (patent pending # 973938475023). Please send me $1000 and I will give you the pre-patent information.
Hahaha, you got me all curious now. C'mon Alan, cough it up.
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You know when you have been on the forum to long when,,,
by kls inyou are talking to youre dub mate and you start telling them a story that you heard on the forum and they ask where you heard the story from.
of course the forum pops in your head and you have to think real quick of another source.
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fairchild
your talking to a monkey, a rat, gumby, blondie and other assorted characters and your not delusional.
LMAO
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How Do You Discern If Someone Is Telling The Truth or Lying?
by minimus inwhat signs do you look for in determining whether someone is really telling the truth, outright lying or possibly using "theocratic strategy"??
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fairchild
I read somewhere that the average person lies 50 times a day.
I always lie when I leave for work. I'll say to my cat "Mommy's gonna be right back, sweetie", and then the poor thing sits here all by herself for hours on end.
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GIVE AN EXAMPLE of the best writing you've ever read
by Terry inis there one line of prose or poetry that stopped you dead in your tracks and haunted your mind for days on end?
is there a line, a paragraph or a book that feeds your soul and there is no end to its craving?
share it with all of us.
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fairchild
Why'd he have to die? :-(
I feel the same way about Roald Dahl. His adult books as well as his kid books were brilliant. Every single one of them.
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My Brithday
by RichieRich intoday i am 17. i just feel excited but i can't run up to witnesses and tell them... so instead i'll just quietly celebrate with all my friends on the board.
thanks guys-- you make life easier.
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fairchild
Happy 17th birthday, dear. Oh and wait until you're 18, you'll be able to buy lottery tickets!
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Alcoholism - a disease or a choice?
by Sirona inalcoholics anonymous claims that alcoholism is a disease.
somehow i think that is just a way of excusing the person from the responsibility that they chose to drink and they chose to let it become an addiction.. what do you think?.
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fairchild
Alcoholism is not a disease, nor is it a choice. It is an addiction.
I don't think for one second that anyone wakes up one morning and says to him/her self "Okay, I have thought about this long and hard, and I have decided to become an alcoholic so that my actions can affect everyone who loves me". It doesn't work that way and we all know it. This is where we can exclude the choice factor.
A disease is something that cannot be cured just because a person makes the decision that it has to stop. An alcoholic CAN decide at any given point in time that it's been enough, and he/she can go seek professional help. It is in his/her hands to put a stop to it. When a person has cancer or when someone is a diabetic, the decision that it has been enough and has to stop is not up to the individual. This is where we can exclude a disease.
Inherited? Let's put it this way. Alcoholism is so widespread, I can confidently bet you a lot of money that at least one person out of four (if not more) has an alcoholic in the family. My neighbor is an alcoholic, while nobody else in his family drinks. I know of two alcoholic parents with 7 siblings, and not one of the siblings drinks. Two little holes in the inheritance theory right there. There is not nearly enough evidence to sustain the theory that alcoholism is in the genes. It is what it is, a theory.
When I was 6, the girl who used to sit next to me in class got hit and killed by a drunk driver. It happened 36 years ago, but I will never be able to get the image out of my mind of her mom, falling on her knees, hugging the coffin, screaming her name and breaking down completely. Her dad committed suicide a year later, unable to deal with the loss of his little girl who never had a chance to grow up. Her mom was admitted to a psychiatric ward, I doubt that she ever got out. Both my parents were alcoholics, which put me and my siblings in an orphanage, I was 10 at that time. Two of my high school friends were killed in drunk related accidents. They were in a car together, and the driver of the car was drunk. Three years later, my fiancee died in a drunk related accident just a few months before our wedding. I have seen several marriages (with children involved) breaking up as a direct result of alcohol. I have seen people destroy themselves, unable to leave the bottle alone. It is impossible for any thinking human being to deny that alcoholism is a destructive thing, not only to the alcoholic, but also to his or her surroundings, and especially to the people who love him or her. It is not a disease and it did not start out as a choice, but any alcoholic can make the choice to quit. I am going to be harsh right now but when it comes to alcoholism, I prefer to speak my mind, rather than to sugar coat things. Many alcoholics have got to know that their drinking affects other people. The fact that they keep drinking is selfish in a way. I don't have an ounce of respect for alcoholics who have not at least tried to quit. I am not going to say that everyone is the same, but it seems that many alcoholics are people who have a tendency to feel sorry for themselves. Self pity is a feeling that leads to absolutely nowhere. As human beings, we have a responsibility to deal with our hardships. Nobody is sheltered from hardships and we all experience them during our life's journey. To drown one's mind in alcohol in order to forget is not a way of taking responsibility for issues that need to be addressed. Neither is denying a problem or blaming it on someone or something else.
If I had to say anything in the favor of an alcoholic, it would be that alcoholism is not something that jumps on your back all of a sudden. It is a gradual and often unnoticed process. One day a person might realize that he or she has a problem with alcohol. My question is.. when that day arrives, how many will actually take action and seek help, and how many will continue to drink, and even tell loved ones who try to help them to mind their own damn business? I would never, ever blame the ones who dare admit to themselves that they have a problem and act accordingly. The ones who keep lying to themselves, nestled inside a shell of denial, not seeking help, but seeking excuses instead, are the ones who do not deserve compassion.