Prince pleaded with strippers to keep their clothes on during a recent night out.
I used to have the same condition until they diagnosed my Dyslexia.
-BONEZZ
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34Prince pleads with "strippers" to keep their clothers on!
by Atlantis inhttp://www.lse.co.uk/showbiznews.asp?code=au44814n&headline=princes_stripper_plea wednesday, 4th october 2006, 13:49. life style extra (uk) - prince pleaded with strippers to keep their clothes on during a recent night out.. .
the 'purple rain' singer, who is a jehovah's witness, is said to have begged the gorgeous girls to cover up while he was partying at top los angeles nightclub xenii.. .
according to reports, prince told the strippers: "it's wrong to dance like that.
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New Urban Legend! Anyone heard about Hormel?
by gaiagirl ina member of another conservative cult (calls itself a bible fellowship) where i work told me that hormel, the makers of canned chili and other foods, is run by homosexuals, and that i shouldn't buy or eat their products.
i asked how the bedroom practices of the company owners or employees affected the quality of the food?
their reply was that "everything gives off something" and that the food would be tainted by some kind of deviant unnatural vibes because the owners/employees were deviant and following an unnatural lifestyle.
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BONEZZ
And I thought the company was started by a prostitute named "Melanie." I know what they mean though...I quit using Ben Gay years ago...it was just too...you know Gay!
And another thing...good god-fearing Christians should not use TUMS...afterall, if you spell it backwards it's S-M-U-T ! Oh Gawd I'm getting hot just thinking about it...excuse me I've gotta call my Congressman for some moral advice.
-BONEZZ
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Let's just get something straight about 1975.
by WTFBBQPWNT innobody ever said that the end was coming in 1975.. all the hype about this date that has continued all the way down through today came from a talk in the early 70's by fred franz.
in this talk, franz pointed out the significance of the 7 creative days and how they correspond with 1,000-year time intervals.. he then said, "could the end come in 1975?
there's so much wrong with jehovah's witnesses from their rigid legalism to their faux love, but let's call a spade a spade about the 1975 thing..
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BONEZZ
Freddy started it and the governing assholes supported it by rumor and speaking out of both sides of their mouth. Of course they never made the statement "1975 is the End"...but "all indications lead to that conclusion"...and "thinking individuals can reasonably conclude" and on and on. Listen to what was said at conventions and by CO's and DO's.
Armageddon frenzy = big gains in publishers and $$$$$$$$$$$$$ Oh if only they could figure a way to do it again and get away with it. Actually they have but not to that degree.
-BONEZZ
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African JWs Can Keep "Messianic" Attire Because It's There Culture!
by minimus inmy mom went to the sunday meeting and a missionary that was formerly in the congregation was showing (boring) slides about the "work" in africa.
when he showed some pictures of some witnesses, they were dressed in what he called "messianic attire".
he told the audience that it was no big deal that they were being allowed to continue this style of dress by the society since it was merely seen as "cultural".
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BONEZZ
I saw a young lady in "Messianic" attire the other day. I told my buddy, "Jesus Christ would you look at that mini skirt?!" It was truly a spiritual experience.
-BONEZZ
Seriously though...you are correcto-mundo. Birthdays are cultural...how 'bout raising a glass to toast someone? But what else do you expect from hypocritical bastards?
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omg i am totally floored
by akafreelife ini have been hearing about a secret socioty called the illuminati.
i started seeing some connections on my own between illuminati and what i heard when i was at the meetings when i was younger.
holy shite they are directly connected.
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BONEZZ
"33" ...also George Bush's I.Q.
-BONEZZ (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me)
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If you could make and distribute a bumper stick to open minds.......
by whyizit inif you could make and distribute bumper stickers to use as a tool to open the minds of jws or cult members, what would you put on them?.
keep in mind that you would like to open thier minds, yet not offend them.
something that any person could stick on their bumper and the jws would not be able to find reason to label them as opposers or apostates.
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BONEZZ
"HONK ! Unless you're in a cult in which case check with your elders 1st."
(I know it's kinda long)
-BONEZZ
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Canadian JWs voting YES on city tax-exemption poll
by Had Enough ini just got an email today telling me of an email circulation among the jws about an newspaper article in coquitlam, british columbia in canada.
currently, the jws are not exempt from paying city taxes.
it reports that the council is reviewing its policy on tax breaks to be given to certain groups.
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BONEZZ
Well it seemed to be letting me vote more than once... but after 50 times the count JUST went up from 42 to 43 "No's", so apparently it's not...OR a dubb is working in the Council office.
-BONEZ (of the Conspiracy Class)
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Canadian JWs voting YES on city tax-exemption poll
by Had Enough ini just got an email today telling me of an email circulation among the jws about an newspaper article in coquitlam, british columbia in canada.
currently, the jws are not exempt from paying city taxes.
it reports that the council is reviewing its policy on tax breaks to be given to certain groups.
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BONEZZ
Actually it's prob good that they don't update it too often. The dubbs will go there and think they're winning by a landslide and then the final vote will be tallied (after 1,000 apostates vote 25 times each) and woo hoo...it's Special Needs Talk time!
-BONEZZ
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Canadian JWs voting YES on city tax-exemption poll
by Had Enough ini just got an email today telling me of an email circulation among the jws about an newspaper article in coquitlam, british columbia in canada.
currently, the jws are not exempt from paying city taxes.
it reports that the council is reviewing its policy on tax breaks to be given to certain groups.
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BONEZZ
I wonder when they update their totals. We have to be making some difference.
-BONEZZ
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Canadian JWs voting YES on city tax-exemption poll
by Had Enough ini just got an email today telling me of an email circulation among the jws about an newspaper article in coquitlam, british columbia in canada.
currently, the jws are not exempt from paying city taxes.
it reports that the council is reviewing its policy on tax breaks to be given to certain groups.
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BONEZZ
Yes it seems to be allowing multiple votes which is what the dubbs are probably doing too...so me and my multiple personalities just voted. if I can scare up a few dozen friends to vote and their friends and their dogs...hmm, how many people use this JWD? They could possibly get defeated. Gee wouldn't it be sad if they had to pay a tax?
-BONEZZ