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From the Book of Enoch

by Aleman in

check this:.

1behold, he comes with ten thousands of his saints, to execute judgment upon them, and destroy the wicked, and reprove all the carnal for everything which the sinful and ungodly have done, and committed against him.

- 1 enoch 2:1.

BONEZZ

Aleman...How'd ya ever guess? My sin-a-cizm know no boundz!

-BONEZZ

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From the Book of Enoch

by Aleman in

check this:.

1behold, he comes with ten thousands of his saints, to execute judgment upon them, and destroy the wicked, and reprove all the carnal for everything which the sinful and ungodly have done, and committed against him.

- 1 enoch 2:1.

BONEZZ

Pinochio 6:3...."And the Lord saith, 'He who soever lieth or tellith an untruth shall suffer righteous indignation and suffer the humiliation of an elongated proboscis.'"

-BONEZZ

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From the Book of Enoch

by Aleman in

check this:.

1behold, he comes with ten thousands of his saints, to execute judgment upon them, and destroy the wicked, and reprove all the carnal for everything which the sinful and ungodly have done, and committed against him.

- 1 enoch 2:1.

BONEZZ

Enoch...Shmeenoch! Why the hell can't we have a scholarly discussion about the missing Book of Pinochio?

-BONEZZ

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What if ... Eve ate the apple / Adam didn't?

by sacolton in

what do you suppose life would be like if only eve ate the apple, but adam refused?

BONEZZ

Several different scenarios could have happened...

God could have said, "The hec' with this"...then created a strip bar for Adam to partake of.

God could have kept taking ribs out of Adam for more of his woman experiments (Hysterical Frankenstein laughing in background)

God could have created "Bruce" or "Reginald" and the "Tree of Exquisite Fashion."

or how 'bout He creates Adam with warp-speed hand/wrist action.

I'm sure there are others.

-BONEZZ

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Absurdity in the Bible

by darth frosty in

jw
friends

not to diss anyones beliefs, i thought this was humorous.. .

absurdity in the bible .

if any man be ignorant, let him be ignorant.--1 cor.14:38 .

BONEZZ

Who are you to criticize the Bible ?! You may not have understood the Bible completely what does it say

Well lemme see...I was always told that the Bible was written for all mankind so that we might understand God and his plan for us.

Don't you think the all-knowing one could have made it a little easier to understand? Maybe we could all come together as a united group with the same understanding of his word. Nawww...that would be too easy. If it's hard to understand and we have multiple wacko's trying to decipher it and pass their understanding off as "truth" it's just a whole lot more interesting and fun for those looking down on us.

I mean isn't that the point of it all...To prove that little ol' humans can't be trusted to work and live together harmoniously?! What better way than to give the humans a guidebook for life that can be interpreted in a thousand different ways...and who knows what was left out

Gimme a break! Brainiacs such as yourself who claim to know it all are just morons waiting to be discovered! Who the hell are you to criticize anyone!

-BONEZZ

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How Does a July 4th Lake Tahoe Apostafest Sound in California ?Let me Know

by flipper in

jw
friends

hello friends !

my wife, mrs. flipper and i were talking about getting an apostafest together for july 4th , 2008 weekend this summer.

this year the 4th falls on a friday, so it would at least be a 3 day holiday weekend when some may be able to get away !

BONEZZ

Hello Mr Flipper...

Got your PM and yes I am going to try like hell to be there...probably with BONEZZ Jr.(DA'd)...my girlfriend (a proud worldly who was afraid this would be a religious function lol)...and another friend who is a faded elder (if he's reading this he knows who he is) and maybe his new wife. Sounds like fun. Last time I was in Tahoe I won $400 at the roulette table in about 30-minutes...no doubt a flash in the pan.

-BONEZZ

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Stupid idiot JW, writes me an e-mail about molestation.

by dawg in

i wrote a u-tube reply to the jw nbc molestation case.

a dumb ass jw wote me the following e-mail in response!

"first of all boo, obviously something is wrong with you~!!!

BONEZZ

Good response Dawg!

Ironic how they always want to cover their asses by having it BOTH ways..."Oh we don't have a clergy class"....Oh wait a minute, we can't testify because we have clergy protection."

AND..."Those Catholics are such evil child abusers"...."Hey we're just HUMAN."

I have so much more respect for the Catholics because they showed some empathy for the victims. What has the WTBS done other than cover up and spend millions fighting the victims?!! The idiots piss me off!! Sic 'em Dawg!!

-BONEZZ

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ANY J-DUB "CELEBRITY" SIGHTINGS AT MEMORIAL??

by BONEZZ in

jw
friends

you know...prince...williams sisters...dwight eisenhower...mickey spillane?

maybe the jwd hollywoos correspondent will check in.. -bonezz.

BONEZZ

Quirky...It must NOT have been Mogan David if the Pope liked it.

Onthewayout...don't you miss the good ol' days when MJ and fam would show up? Too bad Janet didn't show and have a wardrobe malfunction!! Woo Hoo!

-BONEZZ

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