How about an MS I knew who said how could he be upset at his wife for cheating on him because "it's not like I haven't cheated on her recently".
Now technically this guy wasn't being a hypocite if he allowed his wife the same short falling as he had. He is just an ass for cheating on her in the first place.
A brother told me to suck his %$#@ once during a hockey game when I inadvertently ran into him
I don't understand why he would say that. Is it a bad thing to get caught at a hockey game, or is he a homesexual?