My special power would be to be able to do whatever I wanted to do. If I wanted to fly like superman at any given moment I choose. Change water into money. Read people's minds. Communicate with animals. And know the answers to unexplained mysteries in the world. (that one really gets me not knowing what cause certain phenomina)
Posts by loosie
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16What would your special powers be?
by dh inif you had a choice of any special power what would it be...?
(only allowed one)
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Infiltration
by DocHayes inhas anyone ever thought about going to a meeting just for the hell of it?
i mean maybe while out of town, putting on a nice suit.
sitting in the front row, even answering a question.
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loosie
Ok If any of you do this please please please post the results for all of us to enjoy. So we can live vicariously through your gutsy plan.
Signed (not out yet just going thru the motions)
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Do You Think Pink?
by prophecor inwhy are men petrified of the color pink?
would you, as a man, ever wear anything pink, say a pink polo shirt, with a pair of faded blue jeans?
although a bit out of the ordinary for most men, the artist in me ask, what is it with the very sexist colour of pink?
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loosie
Pink Rocks!!!!
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loosie
They could be men because
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they cause the problem.
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model
But they could be female because of
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it
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What are some weird things that you do?
by love11 ineveryone has their own idiosyncrises, mine is- .
when i get a new book, i'll open it up to the middle of the book and stick my nose in the binding for about ten seconds, and smell how the glue, ink, and fresh paper smell.
ahhhh i love that smell.
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loosie
chewing each piece on alternate sides of my mouth, ... chew each one of these on each side of my mouth, .... so neither side of my mouth chews more than the other.
zaphod, I think you just don't want either side of your motuh to feel left out.
I wonder what Freud's take would be on that...lol
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What are some weird things that you do?
by love11 ineveryone has their own idiosyncrises, mine is- .
when i get a new book, i'll open it up to the middle of the book and stick my nose in the binding for about ten seconds, and smell how the glue, ink, and fresh paper smell.
ahhhh i love that smell.
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loosie
OMG. I forsee this thread going on forever.
I talk to myself. I create possible discussions that could possibly happen, and I come up with my rebuttals. You like if someone were to say this to what would I say back. Sometimes (most times) I do this out loud in while driving in my car. One time my kid was with me she looked at me as if to say mommy were you talking to me? See the problem is the only part that is spoken out loud is my rebuttal. So a listener would only get half the conversation.
The other thing is I cannot watch anybody use a hammer or a sledgehammer. I jump eveytime the hammer hits. I can't watch in case they bust their finger open or worse. But I myself can use a hammer without problems.
So I go commit myself now.
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Reply re: "UN scandal" (personal letter quote)...
by upside/down inthis is a response from one of my best friends in the whole wide world who is way "in" in the org.. it's amazing how for such an intelligent, reasonable man that doesn't agree with many of the tenets of the wts party line, ultimately he still tows the party line for the most crucial jw doctrine.... the role of the fds as the sole "channel" for "god".
i knew it was inevitable... he is the only dub that so far hasn't shunned me..... the following is an excerpt of his personal letter to me.... please read it and critique it.
(highlight are mine).
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loosie
Is it our fault the UN approved us and didn't know how we felt about them? It was no secret.
If you felt that you hated someone why would you want to join their organization.
Sorry but that is some stupid logic.
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loosie
Having trouble with your hormonal teenager daughter?
Is she lusting after teenage brothers?
Then send her to the farm. 2 weeks at our farm and she'll learn how to behave like a proper lady by watching our cows.
Just call us No Horny Cows Here Ranch at 1 800 BIG OVUM
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Flash: the end of the world
by Bas incheck this: .
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/fun_endworld.htm.
ps: it's really funny........ it is really!
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loosie
Being a Cali girl I liked it.
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What is the Real Financial Cost of a Circuit Assembly?
by FairMind inmy congregation along with about thirty others attends circuit assemblies at a facility that is owned by the organization (a converted school).
this building also has a section that serves as a kh for three local congregations.
i have noticed that when the financial reports are read at the assemblies that the expense (which is not detailed) is always around $4,000.
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loosie
there are some sisters in my congregation, who, with a hand full of coupons, could get us out of there for under $2000.
Richie you crack me up.