Posts by usualusername1

in my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and i have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.. is my behaviour extreme?paul.

usualusername1

Hi guys

In the last year I have started to socialise a lot more. Namely comedy and a tennis social club.

For a variety of reasons I find socialising tough. In my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and I have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.

Is my behaviour extreme?

Paul

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Brotherly love in action..

by Jrjw in

i'm so upset and angry at the same time.

i move in less than 2 weeks and was supposed to be getting help off "brothers" to move and one of them was driving the van and now the elders have had a meeting and told the brothers they can't help coz i'm separated from my (abusive) jw husband and with moving it puts the chances of reconciliation (of which there was zero chance) even further away.

where are these stupid rules that they come up with.

usualusername1

Can I ask what country you are in? I am in the UK and will find a way to help..

Paul

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Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

by usualusername1 in

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friends

in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

cheers.

paul.

usualusername1

I remember them. How did we go door to door with them. I remember putting the embarrassing ones inside the other magazine to hide em...

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Help with a punchline please

by usualusername1 in

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i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

sellotape.

usualusername1

Dubstepped I don't recall asking people to write my punchlines. If I have can you send me the link.

My actual punchline is

So I brought home a fat prostitute....

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Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

by usualusername1 in

jw
friends

in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

cheers.

paul.

usualusername1

In my comedy I want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.

Do you have any suggestions?

Cheers

Paul

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Help with a punchline please

by usualusername1 in

jw
friends

i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

sellotape.

usualusername1

I have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life. It goes like this....

Yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?"

I said. What? Sellotape. Sellotape. Hows that work?

She says. It's round, sticky and has a whole in it.

What would you write as a punchline?

Thx

Paul

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Worst things said in talks available online

by usualusername1 in

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hiya peeps.

in my comedy routine i am keen to add some audio of the worst things jws have said in talks.

tight pants tony.

usualusername1

Hiya Peeps

In my comedy routine I am keen to add some audio of the worst things JWs have said in talks. So far I can think of

Tight pants Tony
The horrors of Armageddon. Cannot find audio
Women are stupid. GB member I think

Can you think of any others?

Cheers

Paul