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  I'm a best man to a fader and his family who are JWs are attending

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  i'm a best man to a fader like myself and just now i have found out that 1/3 of guests are jws.

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  would love some ideas on things to say in the speech to not cause offense to them.. thx in advance.. paul.

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  I'm a best man to a fader like myself and just now I have found out that 1/3 of guests are JWs.

  Would love some ideas on things to say in the speech to NOT cause offense to them.

  Thx in advance.

  Paul
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  Do you recognise this artwork?

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  The guy is a comedian. He is using it to promote his show...
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  Do you recognise this artwork?

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  I thought it was from a JDub publication. Greatest man perhaps?

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  Do you recognise this artwork?

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  How do you deal with people who do not like you?

  by usualusername1 in

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  hi guysin the last year i have started to socialise a lot more.

  namely comedy and a tennis social club.. for a variety of reasons i find socialising tough.

  in my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and i have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.. is my behaviour extreme?paul.

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  Hi guys
  
  In the last year I have started to socialise a lot more. Namely comedy and a tennis social club.

  For a variety of reasons I find socialising tough. In my tennis club a couple of women have been extremely rude to me and I have blocked one from my phone and refuse to speak to both.

  Is my behaviour extreme?
  
  Paul
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  Brotherly love in action..

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  i'm so upset and angry at the same time.

  i move in less than 2 weeks and was supposed to be getting help off "brothers" to move and one of them was driving the van and now the elders have had a meeting and told the brothers they can't help coz i'm separated from my (abusive) jw husband and with moving it puts the chances of reconciliation (of which there was zero chance) even further away.

  where are these stupid rules that they come up with.

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  Can I ask what country you are in? I am in the UK and will find a way to help..

  Paul
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

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  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  I remember them. How did we go door to door with them. I remember putting the embarrassing ones inside the other magazine to hide em...
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  Help with a punchline please

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  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  Dubstepped I don't recall asking people to write my punchlines. If I have can you send me the link.

  My actual punchline is

  So I brought home a fat prostitute....
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  Oddest front covers on Watchtower or Awake

  by usualusername1 in

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  2. friends

  in my comedy i want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.. do you have any suggestions?.

  cheers.

  paul.

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  usualusername1

  In my comedy I want to show the audience a large version of some weird front covers from the watchtower or awake.

  Do you have any suggestions?

  Cheers

  Paul
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  Help with a punchline please

  by usualusername1 in

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  i have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life.

  it goes like this..... yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?".

  sellotape.

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  I have a joke in my comedy routine about never wrapping a gift in my life. It goes like this....

  Yesterday my girlfriend said "honey, when you go out shopping can you buy me sellotape?"

  I said. What? Sellotape. Sellotape. Hows that work?

  She says. It's round, sticky and has a whole in it.

  What would you write as a punchline?

  Thx

  Paul