Calihavoc

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  You know you're a JW when....

  by Preston in

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  you know that d.c. isn?t the capital where the president of the united states lives .

  a pioneer isn?t an 1800?s historical figure who traveled the west.

  the majority of books in your parent?s bookshelf have years on them.

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  Calihavoc

  You know you're a JW when...

  you give up the best job you ever had because you miss an occaisional meeting.

  you shut out the people in your life who have your best interests at heart by telling you to go to college.

  you live with your parents when you're 30 years old, and work part time, and they're proud of you!

  you deny yourself every thing you're interested in!

  you deny your own God given talents so that the brothers don't get stumbled!

  you realize that the "first baby born in the New System" is now a 30 year old virgin with no hopes, dreams or goals!

  you waste your life telling people to put faith in a God who resides in Brooklyn Bethel!
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  JW related movie titles

  by Markfromcali in

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  i think there was a thread on this at some point but search is not working, wouldn't know the keywords anyway.. but like i just thought of escape from brooklyn bethel - instead of escape from new york.. it would be cool if someone can write little blurbs for these too.

  anyone have/remember others?

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  Dogma (the story of so-called Bible truths)

  Oh God, You Devil! (Do I really have to explain this one?)

  Playing God (the story of the Governing Body)

  The Man who Sued God (the Bill Bowen Story)

  And God Created Woman (the story of how JW's subject women)

  The Making of "And God Spoke" (the story of the NWT)

  God Told Me To (A pedophile love story)

  The Wrath of God (The end of the WTBTS!)