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  My Profound and Wise 1000th post...

  by Billygoat in

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  a few minutes before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews talking.

  suddenly, satan appeared at the front of the room.

  everyone started screaming and running for the entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.. soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew without moving, seeming oblivious to the fact that god's ultimate enemy was in his presence.. satan walked up to the old man and said, "don't you know who i am?".

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  Billygoat, congrats on your newly acquired JEDI status. I am sure I can outfit you with some additional garb befitting your divinity. :-P

  ALL HAIL THE GODDESS BILLYGOAT!!!!

  {{{{HUGS}}}}
  Boozy
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  Need some Input!!!!

  by VeniceIT in

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  ok people!!!!

  you might have noticed i haven't been around as much the last few weeks.

  i started a new full time job in the cosmetic industry.

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  Hi Ven...I too like the Rachelle de Veni.

  BTW, how do we get the Ex-JW Discount? Show the bullwhip scars on our backs? LOL

  Boozy
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  xmas funnies (WARNING could be offensive)

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  okay, i warned y'all, don't get mad .

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  happyholidays

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  Way too funny all!!!HaHaHa

  This one comes around each tear, but I always get a kick out of it.

  Enjoy:-)
  Boozy

  Dear Santa:
  You must be surprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred Since the beginning of the month (while filled with illusion I wrote you this letter)
  I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set, a pair of roller blades, and a football uniform.
  I destroyed my brain studying the whole year. Not only was I the first in my class, but I had the best grades in the whole school.
  I'm not going to lie to you Santa, there was no one in my entire neighborhood that behaved better than me.
  When my parents, my brothers, and my friends and I would go on errands, I would even help the elderly cross the street. There was virtually nothing I wouldn't do for humanity.
  WHAT BALLS YOU HAVE LEAVING ME A FUCKING YO-YO, STUPID ASS WHISTLE, AND A PAIR OF SOCKS!
  WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING, YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH! YOU'VE TAKE ME FOR A SUCKER THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR; TO COME OUT WITH SOME SHIT LIKE THIS UNDER THE DAM TREE.
  AS IF YOU HADN'T TRICKED ME ENOUGH, YOU GAVE THAT LITTLE SHIT HEAD ACROSS THE STREET SO MANY DAMN TOYS THAT HE CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO HIS DAMN HOUSE! PLEASE DON'T LET ME SEE YOU TRYING TO FIT YOUR BIT FAT ASS DOWN MY CHIMNEY NEXT YEAR OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP!
  I'LL THROW ROCKS AT THOSE STUPID ASS REINDEERS OF YOURS AND SCARE THEIR ASSES AWAY SO YOU WILL HAVE TO WALK YOUR BIG FAT ASS BACK TO THE NORTH POLE JUST LIKE I HAVE TO, SINCE YOU DIDN'T GET ME THAT FUCKING BIKE, YOU PUNK BITCH! YOU KNOW WHAT SANTA, FUCK YOU! NEXT YEAR YOU'LL FIND OUT HOW BAD I CAN REALLY FUCKING BE.
  YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING ON A MOTHERFUCKER FAR TOO LONG SO WATCH YOU BACK NEXT YEAR, YOU FAT BITCH!

  SINCERELY,
  LITTLE JOHNNY
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  another funny pic...but could be offensive to some

  by peaceloveharmony in

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  how office rumors get started.

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  Oh Mony, Mony, Mony!!! I only WISH a rumor like that would get around my job about me...LOL

  Boozy
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  Are you stable? (Mentally, that is)

  by ashitaka in

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  ok.....any response will do, but if you're going to post a funny one, please also type your real thoughts along with it.. as for me, i'm pretty wild, but stable.

  i never mention or show my fears; especially if my wife is around.

  i can't bear to make her nervous.. ashi

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  Truthfully, I believe I am stable, but far from "normal" whatever that is. To put it another way, my abnormalities are in a stable state, that is, not getting any worse. Just a result of BORG life, as well as other things which should not befall a decent human being. I pretty much just see and live life from a slightly skewed perspective.

  Boozy
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  Whos Who

  by Stacey in

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  can someone post the link to the whos who page?

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  thanks.

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  Marie, e-mail Stephanus with your bio, and he will post it on Who's Who.

  Boozy
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  Question for you all

  by wonderwoman77 in

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  i was wondering if anyone has ever felt like they were in a relationship where the person is an empty bottle with holes in the bottom, and you are constantly trying to fill them up?

  i was listening to the song not the doctor by alanis and it triggered this in my brain.

  i would love to know everyones thoughts and experiences on this..... steph

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  WW, TY 4 the encouragement. :-)

  COMF, you are right...so, its over between us. BYE...LOLOLOLOL

  Boozy
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  Question for you all

  by wonderwoman77 in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i was wondering if anyone has ever felt like they were in a relationship where the person is an empty bottle with holes in the bottom, and you are constantly trying to fill them up?

  i was listening to the song not the doctor by alanis and it triggered this in my brain.

  i would love to know everyones thoughts and experiences on this..... steph

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  Hi WW,

  Such relationships seem to be my destiny. I have always likened it to constantly filling a pitcher up wih cold water on a hot summers day, only to find that when I need a drink for relief, the pitcher is always empty.

  It sucks to be able to give SO MUCH, asK so LITTLE, and get NOTHING.

  Boozy
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  When a Woman's Fed Up.......

  by Tatiana in

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  when a woman's fed up...... a man comes home from work early to surprise his wife with.

  my ribs that are stinging me right now is the fact that i. still love you.

  killed someone you probably are going to jail for a long.

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  OMFG Tat!!! I was so afraid as I read the first half of that story. I am glad you are away from that situation. There are many who are simply afraid, or unknowing of how to escape. My heart goes out to any and all who are enduring the horror of abuse.
  If any know of "silent" ones, please encourage them to get help to escape. Resources are there-there IS help.

  Boozy
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  wasasister returns to Kingdom Hall

  by wasasister in

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  don't worry, folks...it's only for an hour.

  my son-in-law has his first public talk today, and i was invited to attend the event.

  it seemed to be very important to him and to my daughter that i be there, so i agreed.

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  Hi Wasa, and good luck. Kudos to you for showing REAL LOVE for your family.

  Its amazing how an ex-Dub can be so supportive, when the majority may eventually be shunned by family and friends alike.

  Boozy