A guy named Bill. He was shizpphrenic and when he was on meds he was tolerable, when not he was impossible. It was difficult because you knew he had real problems, but sometimes he came up with the weirdest things. And he could actually be quite creepy ( he was never allowed to be alone with children as he confessed to our car group once that he sometimes had improper urges) Our Bookstudy conductor would call on him even when he was "off". So we heard some off the wall comments. He commented frequently on his struggle to battle masturbation, his attraction to elders wifes, etc.
my absolute favorite comment from him was "my dad said a hard penis has no conscience, so I told him my soft one does"