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  Welcome to me

  by Archimedes in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  hello, i'm new to this board.

  i've been a regular at jwo for a while, but since the site is having some sort of issue, i can't access it, so here i am.

  love apostate talk in any form.

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  Sparkplug

  Hola Archimedes!
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  Can you write a JW Motto...?

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone sent these state motto's to me and i was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the jw's?

  i personally will have to think on it for days, but i know some are very quick witted and this could be fun!

  i posted the state mottos to get us started.

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  "Where You Too Can Have a Hairy Palm"
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  Can you write a JW Motto...?

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone sent these state motto's to me and i was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the jw's?

  i personally will have to think on it for days, but i know some are very quick witted and this could be fun!

  i posted the state mottos to get us started.

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  bethel- where grown men wrestle in their underwear

  Now That is funny!
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  Can you write a JW Motto...?

  by Sparkplug in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  someone sent these state motto's to me and i was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the jw's?

  i personally will have to think on it for days, but i know some are very quick witted and this could be fun!

  i posted the state mottos to get us started.

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  Sparkplug

  Someone sent these State Motto's to me and I was curious to know if any of us could make some up for the JW's? I personally will have to think on it for days, but I know some are very quick witted and this could be fun! I posted the State mottos to get us Started.

  KNOW YOUR STATE MOTTO
  
  
  
  Hell Yes, We Have Electricity.
  
  Alaska
  11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!
  
  Arizona
  But It's A Dry Heat.
  
  Arkansas
  Literacy Ain't Everything Ya Know.
  
  California
  By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda.
  
  Colorado
  If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother.
  
  Connecticut
  Like Massachusetts,
  Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet.
  
  Delaware
  We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water.
  
  Florida
  Ask Us About Our Great Grandkids.
  
  Georgia
  We Put The Fun In Fundamentalist Extremism.
  
  Hawaii
  Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru(Death To Mainland Scum, Just Leave Your Money)
  
  Idaho
  More Than Just Potatoes...
  Well, Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good
  
  Illinois
  Please, Don't Pronounce the "S" or

  Chicago... and nothing else
  
  Indiana
  2 Billion Years & Still Tidal Wave Free
  
  Iowa
  Land of a trillion ears.... (of corn)
  
  Kansas
  First Of The Rectangle States
  
  Kentucky
  Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names
  
  Louisiana
  We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos,
  But That's Our Tourism Campaign.
  
  Maine
  We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster
  
  Maryland
  If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It
  
  Massachusetts
  Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's
  
  Michigan
  First Line Of Defense >>>> From The Canadians
  
  Minnesota
  10,000 Lakes...And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes
  
  Mississippi
  Come And Feel Better About Your Own State
  
  Missouri
  Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work
  
  Montana
  Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies,
  and Very Little Else.
  
  Nebraska
  Ask About Our State Motto Contest
  
  Nevada
  Hookers and Poker!
  
  New Hampshire
  Go Away And Leave Us Alone
  
  New Jersey
  You Want A ##$%##! Motto?
  I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto
  Right here!
  
  New Mexico
  Lizards Make Excellent Pets
  
  New York
  You Have The Right To Remain Silent,
  You Have The Right
  To An Attorney...
  
  North Carolina
  Tobacco Is A Vegetable
  
  North Dakota
  We Really Are One Of The 50 States!
  
  Ohio
  At Least We're Not Michigan or Wisconsin
  
  Oklahoma
  Like The Play, But No Singing
  
  Oregon
  Spotted Owl...It's What's For Dinner
  
  Pennsylvania
  Cook With Coal
  
  Rhode Island
  We're Not REALLY An Island

  South Carolina
  Remember The Civil War?
  Well, we didn't surrender yet.
  
  South Dakota
  Closer Than North Dakota
  
  Tennessee
  The Ed-yo-cashun State
  
  Texas
  Se Hablo Ingles
  
  Utah
  Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
  
  Vermont
  Ay, Yep
  
  Virginia
  Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
  
  Washington
  We have more rain than you do
  
  West Virginia
  One Big Happy Family...Really!
  
  Wisconsin
  Come Cut The Cheese!
  
  Wyoming
  Where Men Are Men... And The Sheep Are Nervous
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  Beer butt chicken.

  by avishai in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  anyone here make beer-butt chicken?

  it's some of the best chicken you'll ever have.

  you take a fryer and put a beer can with about 2/3 of the beer in it and whatever spices on the chicken on it, cook it indirectly on the grill til done, and wow.

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  avishai,

  I have had it made in a smoker. We call it "violated chicken." There is a restaraunt in Dallas called Bone Daddy's that serves it.. Great option when you dont have a smoker such as I do not own one now! You are correct... It is awsome. If you put a half lemon up there before the beer can...out of this world!!! Try it.
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  WOW!......There's A Lot Of Intelligent "Apostates" Here!!!

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this board has some wonderful additions here.

  in the last year, we've seen people that are so well versed in everything--from bible research to watchtower history and literature, politics, science, geneaology-----you name it!

  i'm proud to be here with all of you!

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  funny!

  Dave of the "lowering the collective intelligence" class...
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  WOW!......There's A Lot Of Intelligent "Apostates" Here!!!

  by minimus in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  this board has some wonderful additions here.

  in the last year, we've seen people that are so well versed in everything--from bible research to watchtower history and literature, politics, science, geneaology-----you name it!

  i'm proud to be here with all of you!

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  Ask Some Stupid Questions 2 3

  Not so sure...Have you read this. I can see it takes a quick mind for some of the questions...Easy enough thread, but I have not posted. I am afraid of lowering the collective intelligence.
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  I just realized

  by heatherg in

  1. jw
  2. friends

  i never properly introduced myself.

  i just hopped on and started posting!

  my story reads pretty much the same as most of yours.

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  Sparkplug

  Heatherg. I did the same..jump in and no intro really. At least you did one. Your story sound a lot like mine. So if I can type fast enough let me be the first to say welcome!!
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  Which poster would you like to see a picture of?

  by dh in

  1. jw
  2. friends

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  seems there are a lot of picture topics flying around lately, so here's another which i often think about when trying to imagine the people behind the posts i read.

  is there anyone in particular whose posts you read and would like to see a picture of?

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  Sparkplug

  Mary posted on the post your picture thread...one of the last pages yesterday! Very beautiful lady!
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  Questions.

  by purplesofa in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  when i am posting .........cutting and pasting .....highlighting a persons text....i never see any option to highlight........no quotes thing appears like i have seen in the directions from different ones.

  i do not see any place to post a picture.

  no option to browse for one to even select to post one.

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  Sparkplug

  I think I did that baptism thing in 85. I fon't think it took. Just read your profile. Interesting